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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby chapcrap on Sun Jul 01, 2012 3:33 pm

Here is the one for solar: viewtopic.php?f=90&t=173864
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby QoH on Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:32 pm

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swimmerdude99 wrote:Would you pleasure a swimmer..... TWICE?? :shock: Id love to play in a 1v1 tourney roundrobin where you play a game on lux with these settings

trench, no fog, nukes, unlimited

Sorry. My wife says only one pleasure per person. Otherwise she thinks something fishy is going on and I sleep on the couch. :(


Then pleasure me with those settings. Por favor ;) As many people as you can handle
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby chapcrap on Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:24 pm

andyf23 wrote:I had a dream last night and in it chapcrap pleasured me with terminator games, on a classic map, it was foggy, and escalating with adjacent spoils. There were six groups of six players who played ten six player games and the player who had the most kills would join the other five group winners in a grand final where there were another 10 games but this time the player with the most kills was declared victorious. In that dream that player was............ me :o

andyf23 wrote:Escalating spoils, adjacent fortifications I meant, was still half asleep when recalling my dream

Here you go andy, I hope you enjoy yourself. :)

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swimmerdude99 wrote:Would you pleasure a swimmer..... TWICE?? :shock: Id love to play in a 1v1 tourney roundrobin where you play a game on lux with these settings

trench, no fog, nukes, unlimited

Sorry. My wife says only one pleasure per person. Otherwise she thinks something fishy is going on and I sleep on the couch. :(


Then pleasure me with those settings. Por favor ;) As many people as you can handle

You tricky Empire guys!! My wife will never suspect a thing. :lol:

Here you go: viewtopic.php?f=90&t=174019
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby LFAW on Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:24 am

Chapcrap... you dirty whore. Too much pleasure for one thread...
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby chapcrap on Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:56 pm

LFAW wrote:Chapcrap... you dirty whore. Too much pleasure for one thread...

Me love you long time.
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:06 am

Chapcrap why don't you pleasure me by taking one of my completed tournaments and producing a clone of it that I can play in without doing the work...:)
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby ckyrias on Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:15 am

what about a tourney that involves all kind of team games so people seeking for their medal can play on every round with different teams? plausible?
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby chapcrap on Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:09 pm

ckyrias wrote:what about a tourney that involves all kind of team games so people seeking for their medal can play on every round with different teams? plausible?

You must be talking about the tournament that I just started yesterday! It's already full now, but more will come. :D

viewtopic.php?f=91&t=174765
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby ckyrias on Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:31 am

chapcrap wrote:
ckyrias wrote:what about a tourney that involves all kind of team games so people seeking for their medal can play on every round with different teams? plausible?

You must be talking about the tournament that I just started yesterday! It's already full now, but more will come. :D

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oh you are 1 step ahead!!
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby Campin_Killer on Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:50 am

USA Southeast,

Standard, Auto, Escalating, Chained, Sunny, No Trench, no round limit,

Bracket style
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby chapcrap on Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:54 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Chapcrap why don't you pleasure me by taking one of my completed tournaments and producing a clone of it that I can play in without doing the work...:)

I will see about this. I might need to wait just a little bit first though.
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ckyrias wrote:what about a tourney that involves all kind of team games so people seeking for their medal can play on every round with different teams? plausible?

You must be talking about the tournament that I just started yesterday! It's already full now, but more will come. :D

viewtopic.php?f=91&t=174765


oh you are 1 step ahead!!

I'm sure another will come out though. And I'll reserve a spot for you.
Campin_Killer wrote:USA Southeast,

Standard, Auto, Escalating, Chained, Sunny, No Trench, no round limit,

Bracket style

I can do this as early as right now! But, I won't. I'll wait until this weekend. I do my best pleasuring on the weekends. ;)

Also, there will be one for epicgb on Circus Maximus.

And happyfeet has contacted me about some large, convoluted tournament that I'll have to think about first.
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby epicgb on Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:03 am

Thankyou! :D
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby Pirlo on Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:41 pm

I'd like to be pleased this way... I want a Feudal War round robin tourney.. maybe 8-10 dubs teams with Lindax being my teammate ;)

Settings: Auto, Seq, Escalating, Fog, Chained and no trench! Can you sell this kind of pleasure please?
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby chapcrap on Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:48 am

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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby *Pixar* on Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:20 pm

all your bases map?
seq esc fog chained?
32 players
best of 3?
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby Lindax on Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:35 pm

chapcrap wrote:And happyfeet has contacted me about some large, convoluted tournament that I'll have to think about first.


Oh no, imagine putting some effort into a tournament. ](*,)

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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby Ace Rimmer on Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:41 pm

I'd like to see you pleasure yourself.
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby IcePack on Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:19 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:I'd like to see you pleasure yourself.


Nobody wants to see that.
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby chapcrap on Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:21 pm

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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby chapcrap on Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:47 pm

Last Call before this goes to archives.
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby kuma32478 on Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:24 pm

I'd like an Egypt: Nubia doubles tourney
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:03 pm

chapcrap wrote:Last Call before this goes to archives.

You never satisfied me!
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby silversun6 on Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:19 am

if you want to do all the hard work , i was thinking of this:

middle ages
quads
Automatic
Sequential
Escalating
Unlimited
Trench Warfare
30 Rounds

8 teams
round rubin



and this:
NYC
quads
Automatic
Sequential
Escalating
Chained
*No Trench - EDIT
30 Rounds

8 teams
round rubin

will you ? please
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby chapcrap on Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:39 pm

kuma32478 wrote:I'd like an Egypt: Nubia doubles tourney

It will be up shortly.

Dukasaur wrote:
chapcrap wrote:Last Call before this goes to archives.

You never satisfied me!

I apologize. What do you need to be pleasured with?

silversun6 wrote:if you want to do all the hard work , i was thinking of this:

middle ages
quads
Automatic
Sequential
Escalating
Unlimited
Trench Warfare
30 Rounds

8 teams
round rubin



and this:
NYC
quads
Automatic
Sequential
Escalating
Chained
*No Trench - EDIT
30 Rounds

8 teams
round rubin

will you ? please

I would love to, but it's already been established that in order for my wife to not get mad at me, I can only pleasure each person once. Would you like them combined into one tournament or would you like to pick one?
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Re: Pleasure for Sale

Postby kuma32478 on Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:41 pm

Nice
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