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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:19 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Nerd.


You say that like it's a bad thing. In my household, that is a high compliment.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:09 pm

Yeah I suppose being a nerd is fine till you get sand kicked in your face.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Dibbun on Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:19 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Nerd.


You say that like it's a bad thing. In my household, that is a high compliment.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:05 pm

So I check the forum and see a new post to find dibbun quoting myself and woodruff without any explanation whatsoever for doing so? A train of thought would be nice, please. Waste...of....my....time.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Gillipig on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:11 pm

Maybe he just wanted to say hi.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:33 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Yeah I suppose being a nerd is fine till you get sand kicked in your face.


I can't really say I've ever had that problem.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Robinette on Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:23 am

Gillipig wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)


Fixed :).



How did you know?
What tipped you off?

Was it when i scratched my crotch?
Was it my refusal to read instructions?
Was it because I forgot my anniversary?
Was it because i left the toilet lid up?
Was it my untidy room and clean clothes on the floor?
Was it my obsession with football?
Was it my lack of personal hygiene etiquette?
Was it when i burped and/or farted?
Was it when i ogled at other girls?
Was it my short attention span?
Was it my lack of maturity?
Was it because i only want one thing?

;)
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall...

Postby AslanTheKing on Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:20 am

Robinette wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Looks like you're going to be playing woodruff.


There are 6 seats at this game table...

while i had hoped only the wittiest would be invited,
so far, this would include you, :o
simply because you have posted SOMETHING... :-s


in please :)
my post below

SOMETHING
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby AslanTheKing on Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:26 am

That would be to easy,
heres a little poem for u


Do not weep, maiden, for war is kind.
Because the lover threw wild hands toward the sky
And the affrighted steed ran on alone,
Do not weep.
War is kind.

Hoarse, booming drums of the regiment,
Little souls who thirst for fight,
These men were born to drill and die.
The unexplained glory flies above them,
Great is the Battle-God, great, and his Kingdom -
A field wher a thousand corpses lie.

Do not weep, babe, for war is kind.
Because your father tumbled in the yellow trenches,
Raged at his breast, gulped and died,
Do not weep.
War is kind.

Swift blazing flag of the regiment,
Eagle with crest of red and gold,
These men were born to drill and die.
Point for them the virtue of slaughter,
Make plain to them the excellence of killing
And a field where a thousand corpses lie.

Mother whose heart hung humble as a button
On the bright splendid shroud of your son,
Do not weep.
War is kind.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Gillipig on Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:00 am

Robinette wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)


Fixed :).



How did you know?
What tipped you off?

Was it when i scratched my crotch?
Was it my refusal to read instructions?
Was it because I forgot my anniversary?
Was it because i left the toilet lid up?
Was it my untidy room and clean clothes on the floor?
Was it my obsession with football?
Was it my lack of personal hygiene etiquette?
Was it when i burped and/or farted?
Was it when i ogled at other girls?
Was it my short attention span?
Was it my lack of maturity?
Was it because i only want one thing?

;)


Sexist!!!
You can't talk like that about a general group! Not even your own ;).
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Robinette on Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:08 am

AslanTheKing wrote:That would be to easy,
heres a little poem for u


Do not weep, maiden, for war is kind.
Because the lover threw wild hands toward the sky
And the affrighted steed ran on alone,
Do not weep.
War is kind.

Hoarse, booming drums of the regiment,
Little souls who thirst for fight,
These men were born to drill and die.
The unexplained glory flies above them,
Great is the Battle-God, great, and his Kingdom -
A field wher a thousand corpses lie.

Do not weep, babe, for war is kind.
Because your father tumbled in the yellow trenches,
Raged at his breast, gulped and died,
Do not weep.
War is kind.

Swift blazing flag of the regiment,
Eagle with crest of red and gold,
These men were born to drill and die.
Point for them the virtue of slaughter,
Make plain to them the excellence of killing
And a field where a thousand corpses lie.

Mother whose heart hung humble as a button
On the bright splendid shroud of your son,
Do not weep.
War is kind.



Quoting Stephen Crane is good...
but great would be altering it to fit our little world
(for a great example, see how clever woodruff was with his 1st post)
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:15 am

If you're a guy, why do your posts sound so "woman-y"???
Ugh, talk about cold water on the crotch.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:37 am

Robinette wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)


Fixed :).



How did you know?
What tipped you off?

Was it when i scratched my crotch?
Was it my refusal to read instructions?
Was it because I forgot my anniversary?
Was it because i left the toilet lid up?
Was it my untidy room and clean clothes on the floor?
Was it my obsession with football?
Was it my lack of personal hygiene etiquette?
Was it when i burped and/or farted?
Was it when i ogled at other girls?
Was it my short attention span?
Was it my lack of maturity?
Was it because i only want one thing?

;)


TMMLOL. They say the best humor always has that bit of truth to it...
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Dibbun on Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:29 pm

Robinette wrote:Was it because i left the toilet lid up?


I will never understand why women care about this.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:30 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Yeah I suppose being a nerd is fine till you get sand kicked in your face.


I can't really say I've ever had that problem.


Woodruff, I can't believe this. If not only metaphorically.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:32 pm

Dibbun wrote:
Robinette wrote:Was it because i left the toilet lid up?


I will never understand why women care about this.


Because porcelain is cold, you nob. :lol:
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm

Robinette.

Because I think we both have an affinity or pin-up type gals:

show



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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby _sabotage_ on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:37 pm

I dont put the lid up in the first place.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:34 pm

Dibbun wrote:
Robinette wrote:Was it because i left the toilet lid up?


I will never understand why women care about this.


Accidentally sit in the bowl in the middle of the night once, and you might. <smile>
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:35 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Yeah I suppose being a nerd is fine till you get sand kicked in your face.


I can't really say I've ever had that problem.


Woodruff, I can't believe this. If not only metaphorically.


You're free to believe or disbelieve what you'd like, of course.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:35 pm

_sabotage_ wrote:I dont put the lid up in the first place.


Heh.
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:11 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Dibbun wrote:
Robinette wrote:Was it because i left the toilet lid up?


I will never understand why women care about this.


Accidentally sit in the bowl in the middle of the night once, and you might. <smile>


So now woodruff is a chick??? Now I'm really confused...
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Woodruff on Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:29 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Dibbun wrote:
Robinette wrote:Was it because i left the toilet lid up?


I will never understand why women care about this.


Accidentally sit in the bowl in the middle of the night once, and you might. <smile>


So now woodruff is a chick??? Now I'm really confused...


Why would you believe it's necessary to be a female in order to have accidentally sat in the bowl in the middle of the night once?

(I think she set me up!)
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Robinette on Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:16 pm

Okay, let's get this back on topic...

Despite 48 replies, and 380 views,,,
There are only 10 Contenders thus far for the 5 open slots...



Woodruff - with a clever modified version of 'A Knight's Tale'

Funkyterrance - something about the renaissance fair, and cold water on his crotch.

lord voldemort - haiku, for me, happy.

_sabotage_ - the sleuth who found my twin.

Viceroy63 - promises game chat with fibrous wit and humor.

trinicardinal - with the record for longest sentence of the year.

Gillipig - what was Ms Gillipig was trying to say?

Dibbun - with a long soliloquy, original to the core... perhaps written while on a toilet seat

AslanTheKing - something a la Red Badge of Courage.

AndyDufresne - played it safe with Gil Elvgren



Who would YOU pick?

I will wait till the weekend to decide...
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Re: 199 Victories on the Wall... OPEN INVITATION

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:40 pm

Did you guys hear something? Me either.
Anyway, I dunno woodruff, just a knee jerk reaction I suppose.
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