Who do you trust most?

[saxitoxin]

Your daughter took the day off from junior college to visit her mechanic for a tune-up.



But there was a queue at her mechanic so now she needs a ride (back to school). She asks you to call one of your friends to pick her up.

Which members of CC would you most trust to call and get her safely back to school?

You must choose three, in case someone is busy.

[thegreekdog]

Why are you not on the list? Are you assuming I wouldn't trust you to drive my daughter back to college safely and with her virginity still intact? I mean, xeno is on this list! I've already taken a restraining order out on him in the event I even have any daughters some day.

[AndyDufresne]

I chose 3:

2dimes, because you've got to trust a stachewacker that has been around for this long.

BBS, because he'll mostly talk about his 2012 election campaign to become president.

TGD, because he'll mostly talk about law statutes or something.


--Andy

[saxitoxin]

Why are you not on the list? Are you assuming I wouldn't trust you to drive my daughter back to college safely and with her virginity still intact? I mean, xeno is on this list! I've already taken a restraining order out on him in the event I even have any daughters some day.

It would be a lopsided contest; I would obviously win as most trustworthy because I'm an Uncle.

[saxitoxin]

BBS, because he'll mostly talk about his 2012 election campaign to become president.

BBS is not a good choice, even though this may be a valid reason. She'd get tired of waiting for him to install an auxiliary passenger seat on his bicycle and would end up hitching a ride with xeno.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Gillipig is my first choice, obviously. Unless she's 300+ pounds he won't as much as look at her twice.

BVP is probably my second. I'm pretty sure he's only turned on by talk of imperial Russia's socio-political situation.

AoG would be my third choice, because if push comes to shove I'm pretty sure she could easily overpower him.

[thegreekdog]

Gillipig is my first choice, obviously. Unless she's 300+ pounds he won't as much as look at her twice.

BVP is probably my second. I'm pretty sure he's only turned on by talk of imperial Russia's socio-political situation.

AoG would be my third choice, because if push comes to shove I'm pretty sure she could easily overpower him.

Damn you McMuffin. You stole me AoG joke.

I voted for Woodruff and faded because they seem old(er), responsible adults. I chose AoG for the reasons stated by McMuffin.

[ManBungalow]

Well, so long as my daughter is over the age of 12, xeno would be a good choice.

tzor would probably take pictures of my daughter and then make them blurry, so he's definitely not on the list.

BBS is likely to explain the socio-economic implications of going to junior college, and he might therefore end up teaching my whore daughter a lesson.

nietzsche is clearly rolling in women already, so it could be that he won't be inclined to take an interest in my fabulous daughter, thus making him a good choice. However, it has been established in one of the other threads that people in Mexico don't drive safely, so I'm not sure I'd put him up to this task.

AoG could teach my daughter a lesson or two ; ) .... (she's studying Spongebob at college, or so she says).

Gillipig is a terrifying example of a troll, and cannot be trusted to urinate in the right direction.


I vote:

TGD
BBS
Woody

[Army of GOD]

I hate all of you.

I'd choose Skittles because he's gay, Gillipig because he's only attracted to elephants and Woodruff because relationships are illogical.

[nietzsche]

Having not read the previous posters reasons, I chose

BvP because he's seems a nice guy and is engaged

AoG because even if he wanted to make a move, he wouldn't succeed and after his first move he'd think "who cares, life sucks anyway"

Gillipig because my daughter wouldn't be fat and he only likes elephants.

[saxitoxin]

I almost voted for Woodruff. I figured he'd be there 20 minutes early in his K-Car to pick her up at college -



- but, somewhere along the way she'd say something stupid (i.e. "is the 405 a North-South or East-West highway?") whereupon he'd pull over, scream "GET OUT OF MY CAR YOU IDIOTIC TROLL!" and leave her on the side of the road. At which point xeno - who's been following them the whole time - would pull up -

[tkr4lf]

I picked:
2dimes- because he seems like a nice guy who would only want to help.
Woodruff- he seems the responsible type.
Skittles!- he's gay...at the most, he'd give her fashion advice.

[jonesthecurl]

Glad to see I'm not on the list: I don't drive.

[fadedpsychosis]

Gillipig is my first choice, obviously. Unless she's 300+ pounds he won't as much as look at her twice.

BVP is probably my second. I'm pretty sure he's only turned on by talk of imperial Russia's socio-political situation.

AoG would be my third choice, because if push comes to shove I'm pretty sure she could easily overpower him.

Damn you McMuffin. You stole me AoG joke.

I voted for Woodruff and faded because they seem old(er), responsible adults. I chose AoG for the reasons stated by McMuffin.

um... thanks? I'm not that old, early 30s... then again, my wife accuses me of being the youngest old man she's ever known so it's probably deserved...

[thegreekdog]

Gillipig is my first choice, obviously. Unless she's 300+ pounds he won't as much as look at her twice.

BVP is probably my second. I'm pretty sure he's only turned on by talk of imperial Russia's socio-political situation.

AoG would be my third choice, because if push comes to shove I'm pretty sure she could easily overpower him.

Damn you McMuffin. You stole me AoG joke.

I voted for Woodruff and faded because they seem old(er), responsible adults. I chose AoG for the reasons stated by McMuffin.

um... thanks? I'm not that old, early 30s... then again, my wife accuses me of being the youngest old man she's ever known so it's probably deserved...

I think you're older than most people on this list (or at least act older than most people on this list).