Who do you trust most?

[ManBungalow]

Gillipig is my first choice, obviously. Unless she's 300+ pounds he won't as much as look at her twice.

BVP is probably my second. I'm pretty sure he's only turned on by talk of imperial Russia's socio-political situation.

AoG would be my third choice, because if push comes to shove I'm pretty sure she could easily overpower him.

Damn you McMuffin. You stole me AoG joke.

I voted for Woodruff and faded because they seem old(er), responsible adults. I chose AoG for the reasons stated by McMuffin.

um... thanks? I'm not that old, early 30s... then again, my wife accuses me of being the youngest old man she's ever known so it's probably deserved...

I think you're older than most people on this list (or at least act older than most people on this list).

no you!

[nietzsche]

All of you that chose BBS, be careful, he has the power to give your daughter cancer.

[xeno]

Im flattered how many of you see me as the obvious match for your daughters. Unfortunately I've moved on to a middle aged asian fetish so your 16-17 year olds have not much to worry about

[ManBungalow]

Im flattered how many of you see me as the obvious match for your daughters. Unfortunately I've moved on to a middle aged asian fetish so your 16-17 year olds have not much to worry about

Did you just vote for yourself?

Last time I posted in this thread you had no votes. Now you have one.

[xeno]

Im flattered how many of you see me as the obvious match for your daughters. Unfortunately I've moved on to a middle aged asian fetish so your 16-17 year olds have not much to worry about

Did you just vote for yourself?

Last time I posted in this thread you had no votes. Now you have one.

Aha! And so the mystery of who actually voted for me begins! But in all fairness I'm the last option

[notyou2]

Well, so long as my daughter is over the age of 12, xeno would be a good choice.

tzor would probably take pictures of my daughter and then make them blurry, so he's definitely not on the list.

BBS is likely to explain the socio-economic implications of going to junior college, and he might therefore end up teaching my whore daughter a lesson.

nietzsche is clearly rolling in women already, so it could be that he won't be inclined to take an interest in my fabulous daughter, thus making him a good choice. However, it has been established in one of the other threads that people in Mexico don't drive safely, so I'm not sure I'd put him up to this task.

AoG could teach my daughter a lesson or two ; ) .... (she's studying Spongebob at college, or so she says).

Gillipig is a terrifying example of a troll, and cannot be trusted to urinate in the right direction.


I vote:

TGD
BBS
Woody

Spongebob is 18 year old code for vaginal sponges birth control.

[2dimes]

I vote Pedro. He'd clean her up and have her at school in time to tag the retaining wall in the back parking lot.

[jimboston]

Woodruff, TGD... if I have to pick a 3rd from that list (and not myself) then AOG.

[Funkyterrance]

It would be a lopsided contest; I would obviously win as most trustworthy because I'm an Uncle.

Yeah but "funny uncles" actually give the opposite impression.

I picked Woodruff and Pedronicus because those are the only ones I know for sure are Dads themselves. Tbh, I don't think Woodruff has it in him(I mean that in a good way). Johnblue just seems like he has a pretty strong moral compass and wouldn't betray someone like that so he was my third choice.

[Serbia]

I would not trust anyone other than myself.

[muy_thaiguy]

That one person from that one place that one time, you know? That's the only person I'll trust.

[saxitoxin]

I would not trust anyone other than myself.

I wouldn't trust any of these guys driving you. Especially AoG. He'd be trying the ol' yawn 'n stretch.

[Serbia]

I would not trust anyone other than myself.

I wouldn't trust any of these guys driving you. Especially AoG. He'd be trying the ol' yawn 'n stretch.

That's because you're still trying to keep me only for yourself, silly.

[Pedronicus]

I'd get her home safely, but once we got home, I'd request that she ran a bath....

[thegreekdog]

I'm in second place? I don't know whether to feel happy or offended.