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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:55 pm

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby luns101 on Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:49 pm

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Closing in on the finish line of the 2012 Texas Mud Run north of Fort Worth last weekend. That's beezer on the left and my nephew in the middle. (Really stinks having a 16 year old run circles around you with tons of energy during the entire course).
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Sep 29, 2012 7:08 pm

Y'all were killing the competition so bad that you three decided to stop and have your photo taken??
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Sep 29, 2012 7:14 pm

If you can still see the little ba uh, darlings, by the mid point without resorting to riding a dirt bike. I'm pretty sure you've earned bragging rights. Nice one!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby luns101 on Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:26 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Y'all were killing the competition so bad that you three decided to stop and have your photo taken??


LOL! No, but there was one more major obstacle that people had to climb before the finish. The line backed up so we decided to have the pic taken. What you don't see is that about 5 seconds later some guy ran in front of us lifting his shirt up to expose his chest Mardi Gras style. The people that were serious competitors wore orange t-shirts and paid extra to have themselves timed from start to finish. Plenty of people were ahead of us.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby 2dimes on Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:31 pm

Cool. Did he get some beads?
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:24 pm

Please tell me y'all threw him some beads...
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:11 pm

Honey, I shrunk the curlette.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:12 pm

Who's that geyser?

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:13 pm

Me with saxi's girlfriend

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Nola_Lifer on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:16 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Me with saxi's girlfriend

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Damn she is hot :P
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby xeno on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:18 pm

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:19 pm

Why don't we require verification in this thread?

Xeno's picture is clearly photoshopped, as you can see the pixels where the Justin Bieber head is glued onto an adolescent guido's body.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:25 pm

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Tdans!!!!!!
"I want you to remember that, to remind you to stay out of my way. In all the years to come, in all your most private moments, I want you to remember my hand at your throat. I want you to remember the one man who beat you."
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby notyou2 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:41 am

Phatscotty wrote:
xeno wrote:Image


Tdans!!!!!!


That was my thought exactly, Tdans is back.


Where's your sword?
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tdans on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:14 pm

I'm sorry but my muscle tone and size is much more impressive :P
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby xeno on Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:39 pm

Im not claiming to be a body builder or anything.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:10 pm

I think xeno kicks tdans' ass any day of the week.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:15 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
xeno wrote:Image


Tdans!!!!!!


That was my thought exactly, Tdans is back.


Where's your sword?


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Gillipig on Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:40 am

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:30 am

are those your ribs?

and why is your right nipple higher than your left nipple?

have you ever tried growing out your chest and armpit hair so you could connect them? that would be awesome!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Gillipig on Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:57 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:are those your ribs?

and why is your right nipple higher than your left nipple?

have you ever tried growing out your chest and armpit hair so you could connect them? that would be awesome!


So much jealousy in one post haha
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:44 pm

*cough* *cough* anorexic
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:06 am

Gillipig wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:are those your ribs?

and why is your right nipple higher than your left nipple?

have you ever tried growing out your chest and armpit hair so you could connect them? that would be awesome!


So much jealousy in one post haha


If you can't connect your chest hair to your armpit hair, there's no need to feel ashamed!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:00 pm

Dem hairs, dem hairs, dem DRY hairs...
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