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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Maugena on Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:02 am

nietzsche wrote:is that the girl from mythbusters?

Yes.
She's married and has at least one kid, now.
I remember seeing her in a season pregnant.
She is such a goddamn fine woman, though.
I've got a thing for redheads and dirty blondes. (Real ones, not fake, thanks... not that into gingers, though.)
Wouldn't mind a friendly game of hide the sausage with her...
HUE.
Renewed yet infused with apathy.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby greenoaks on Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:54 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby fadedpsychosis on Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:03 am

greenoaks has a sir mixalot theme going on here...
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby fadedpsychosis on Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:05 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
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notyou2 wrote:Why do americans think women with guns are sexy.

What the hell is the matter with you people?

not all of us... I prefer a woman with a sword


So a shemale then?

See I told you, notyou2.

I said sword, not penis
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Dako on Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:54 am

She has R2D2 lamp! I am already into her.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby 2dimes on Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:17 am

Dako wrote:She has R2D2 lamp! I am already into her.

Princess Liea slave outfit, yes?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:56 am

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Luve these!!

Throwing in another as well
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Dako on Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:55 am

It would look awful if she wasn't holding her butt.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby betiko on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:29 am

fadedpsychosis wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
fadedpsychosis wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Why do americans think women with guns are sexy.

What the hell is the matter with you people?

not all of us... I prefer a woman with a sword


So a shemale then?

See I told you, notyou2.

I said sword, not penis
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I call that a man with a wig and fake tits
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby betiko on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:32 am

Dako wrote:It would look awful if she wasn't holding her butt.


it already looks awfull.. and those tats... yurk! so who has the worse taste, gillipig or natty? i think there should be a poll cause they both definitely are the finalists.


greenoaks, in what type of race do they have such hostesses?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby greenoaks on Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:24 am

betiko wrote:
Dako wrote:It would look awful if she wasn't holding her butt.


it already looks awfull.. and those tats... yurk! so who has the worse taste, gillipig or natty? i think there should be a poll cause they both definitely are the finalists.


greenoaks, in what type of race do they have such hostesses?

i'm not sure. here you go gillipig

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Postby 2dimes on Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:29 am

The last one with the cane... Dwarf or midget?
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Postby Drakkon on Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:20 pm

2dimes wrote:The last one with the cane... Dwarf or midget?

Lol, you mean the putter.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby betiko on Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:37 pm

although they are still sexy, too large for my taste i prefer asses like this (the face is average though)

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:38 pm

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"Help, I'm stuck to a pole"

And also that guy is hiding his excitement with a sheet of paper. Tactical!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:41 pm

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The combination of dat ass and being dressed up like Jade makes me love this one more than any others <3
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby nietzsche on Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:04 pm

I don't know who is she dressed like but man that's super hot. I'm heading to saxi's aroused thread right now.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:02 pm

nietzsche wrote:I don't know who is she dressed like but man that's super hot. I'm heading to saxi's aroused thread right now.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_%28Mortal_Kombat%29
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:28 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
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nietzsche wrote:I don't know who is she dressed like but man that's super hot. I'm heading to saxi's aroused thread right now.


Jade, a Mortal Kombat character. I remember sitting and playing mortal kombat all day long as a seven year old. Did it leave scars and severly damage me? No of course not...........not at all *cough*
And neither will my four year old nephew be damaged from watching his older brothers play UFC fighting games. So what if he yells "Kill him", "Kick his head off" and "Have you killed him yet?", he will turn out just fine...........just fine I tell you.


poor sod

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Postby 2dimes on Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:28 pm

Drakkon wrote:
2dimes wrote:The last one with the cane... Dwarf or midget?

Lol, you mean the putter.

Oh, I don't think they like it when you call them that.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby tzor on Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:34 pm

notyou2 wrote:Why do americans think women with guns are sexy.


Americans think women are warm, soft and curved.
Americans think that rifles (the modern sword) are cold, sharp and straight.

The imposition of two direct opposites in the same situation, apparently is sexy.

It reminds me of an old photo of a naked female rock climber with the title "let it all hang out."
(Note: mountains are cold, sharp and jagged.)
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby jimboston on Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:43 pm

Some of these appear to be digitally manipulated.

These two jump out as being altered....


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also... did no one notice the R2D2 thingy she's carrying. This girl is hot and a "geek"... I'm in lust!

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:03 pm

Well, the second one is definitely digitally manipulating her arse.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ender516 on Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:18 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Well, the second one is definitely digitally manipulating her arse.

LOL!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby nietzsche on Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:42 am

ender516 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, the second one is definitely digitally manipulating her arse.

LOL!


hahaha.. didn't get the joke until now..

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