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Army of GOD wrote:It's been years since I've worn a Halloween costume because Halloween is for conformists but my roommates have been trying to get me to be Ness (the Nintendo character...probably because I'm short).
I'm curious, what were your own favorite Halloween costumes and what do you want to be (ignoring cost of costume)?
My own personal favorite was Zorro two years in a row (when I was 9 and 10) because f*ck, I look good in leather.
Funkyterrance wrote:Army of GOD wrote:It's been years since I've worn a Halloween costume because Halloween is for conformists but my roommates have been trying to get me to be Ness (the Nintendo character...probably because I'm short).
I'm curious, what were your own favorite Halloween costumes and what do you want to be (ignoring cost of costume)?
My own personal favorite was Zorro two years in a row (when I was 9 and 10) because f*ck, I look good in leather.
AoG, just want to point out that if you do choose to be Ness from SSB you can pretty much give up any hopes of scoring on Halloween night.
Funkyterrance wrote:Army of GOD wrote:It's been years since I've worn a Halloween costume because Halloween is for conformists but my roommates have been trying to get me to be Ness (the Nintendo character...probably because I'm short).
I'm curious, what were your own favorite Halloween costumes and what do you want to be (ignoring cost of costume)?
My own personal favorite was Zorro two years in a row (when I was 9 and 10) because f*ck, I look good in leather.
AoG, just want to point out that if you do choose to be Ness from SSB you can pretty much give up any hopes of scoring on Halloween night.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
Neoteny wrote:I've pretty much given up and just wear a lab coat and say I'm Robert Oppenheimer every year. Surprisingly, this is also not a barrier to sex.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.
Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
Neoteny wrote:
Herpes?
Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.
Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?
BigBallinStalin wrote:Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.
Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?
Try dressing like Anonymous.
Symmetry wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.
Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?
Try dressing like Anonymous.
The V for vendetta mask thing?
BigBallinStalin wrote:Symmetry wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.
Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?
Try dressing like Anonymous.
The V for vendetta mask thing?
No. "Anonymous" as in Anonymous.
If I asked you to Google it, would it take you 5 pages to get around to it?
Symmetry wrote:
Symmetry wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:Symmetry wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.
Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?
Try dressing like Anonymous.
The V for vendetta mask thing?
No. "Anonymous" as in Anonymous.
If I asked you to Google it, would it take you 5 pages to get around to it?
Google image search for Anonymous gives mostly the V for Vendetta mask stuff.
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