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I'm selling my virginity.

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:44 am

2 for 1 special. You buy it once, get to take it twice.

Limited Offer. First 5 purchasers also get to ride me like a yoshi.
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:48 am

Do you have pupils? Cuz your blank eyes are brown baggable.

Or can we draw pupils on your eyes?
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:58 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Do you have pupils? Cuz your blank eyes are brown baggable.

Or can we draw pupils on your eyes?


Ooh... eh BBS...
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:01 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Do you have pupils? Cuz your blank eyes are brown baggable.

Or can we draw pupils on your eyes?


Yea, I photoshopped them out, but I am sure we can find the original file around here somewhere...

It will be just like playing hide and seek
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby Phatscotty on Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:20 pm

Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Better get that cherry popped soon!
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby jimboston on Mon Oct 29, 2012 7:38 am

Phatscotty wrote:Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Better get that cherry popped soon!


You read my mind. I was thinking he was offering up his a** cherry too.
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:33 am

jimboston wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Better get that cherry popped soon!


You read my mind. I was thinking he was offering up his a** cherry too.


Yea, I totally am.
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:48 am

Phatscotty wrote:Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.


Oh man. Good old fashioned virginity auctions ruined because of political correctness gone mad.
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby MeDeFe on Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:31 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Oh man. Good old fashioned virginity auctions ruined because of political correctness gone mad.

The solution is obviously to allow people of all sexes to bid.
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:19 pm

And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Oct 29, 2012 3:14 pm

Actually, rds just took my C+A virginity, so auction is closed.
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Oct 29, 2012 3:32 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?


Nice!!

What if the highest bidder is the pimp daddy of Sudan? (South Central Sudan.....:P) or even someone from the AIDS capital of the world. Obviously, you can't discriminate against someone based on nationality!
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:25 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?


Nice!!


that got Scott strangely excited
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:09 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?


Nice!!


that got Scott strangely excited


Are you normally excited or strangely excited?
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Re: I'm selling my virginity.

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:56 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?


Nice!!


that got Scott strangely excited


you know my fetish. that aint it!

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