I'dd sell my virginity ...

by **tzor** on Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:24 pm

But it's been sitting on the wine rack for so long, I think it's turned to vinegar. :twisted:

by **2dimes** on Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:13 pm

I'll start the bidding, $3?

by **Funkyterrance** on Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:36 pm

2dimes wrote:I'll start the bidding, $3?

Ha! I am so going to win this one...

30k. That's a steal as far as I am concerned, considering how much the Brazilian girl went for. I'm totally going to re-sell and turn a sweet profit on this one.

by **2dimes** on Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:42 pm

I'm out.

later tzor's going to have wrote:Ka-Ching!

by **DoomYoshi** on Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:06 pm

Hmm. If i buy Tzor's virginity, I can probably offer it in a bundle deal with my own...

FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS W00T W00T

by **Funkyterrance** on Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:09 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Hmm. If i buy Tzor's virginity, I can probably offer it in a bundle deal with my own...

FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS W00T W00T

Damn your eyes, Yoshi!!!

by **maasman** on Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:26 pm

I'll offer mine too in a bundle.

by / on Sat Oct 27, 2012 7:42 pm

$50,000! *

*if you sign a contract waiving me of any liabilities, agree to lose said virginity to domestic and/or exotic animal(s) of my choosing, and give me the rights to pay-per-view and merchandising revenues.

by **tzor** on Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:14 am

Well, I finally went to my fire proof archive safe to get my records.

Unfortunately, written on the document were the words, "Your virginity may not be transferred or sold."

It doesn't say anything about recycling, but that was before recycling was popular.