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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:46 pm

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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:50 pm

That one is pretty spectacular. I imagine his mood change as he realizes his error.
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Postby nietzsche on Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:56 pm

2dimes wrote:That one is pretty spectacular. I imagine his mood change as he realizes his error.


No, he made a pact to have the biggest penis in the earth. I know because I made one myself, it happened just like that.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:25 pm

Because you were not using it so you don't mind that you got one that you can't use? Read up on long dong silver smarty.
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:10 pm

2dimes wrote:Because you were not using it so you don't mind that you got one that you can't use? Read up on long dong silver smarty.


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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:20 pm

Exactly. You could have a bent two inch erect penis and be able to bring women to orgasm. In fact it might even help. The first two inches of vagina are where nearly all the sensitivity is.

Medically if your penis is too large E.D. Is likely even in youth.
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:18 am

new smbc

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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:45 am

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Re: Comics

Postby ender516 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:46 am

I laughed at the one with the soldiers, then thought about crying instead.
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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:19 pm

vintage SMBC

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Re: Comics

Postby x-raider on Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:16 am

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Re: Comics

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:10 am

This one is great. Just got reminded of it by a conversation.

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Re: Comics

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:06 am

I was rooting for the happy tetrad of Deinococcus radiodurans bacteria.

Hurray for happy endings!
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Re: Comics

Postby x-raider on Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:43 pm

:lol: BBS

This reminds me of an Asimov short story about a genius who theorizes that the planets are like petri dishes and we are just test subjects being observed by higher life-forms. One of his reasons is that logically, us humans don't have much going for us in the way of evolution and we only are where we are because we've been selected for experimentation.

Some thoughts:
Survival of the fittest is determined mostly by physical features such as strength, speed, agility etc...
What puts us above other animals is (excluding our brains) we're bipedal and we have thumbs (letting us use advanced tools), just like many primates. Our advantage I suppose is that we have developed advanced communication.
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Re: Comics

Postby Neoteny on Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:45 pm

lol Dinocockus.
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