I'm selling my virginity.

[DoomYoshi]

2 for 1 special. You buy it once, get to take it twice.

Limited Offer. First 5 purchasers also get to ride me like a yoshi.

[BigBallinStalin]

Do you have pupils? Cuz your blank eyes are brown baggable.

Or can we draw pupils on your eyes?

[Funkyterrance]

Do you have pupils? Cuz your blank eyes are brown baggable.

Or can we draw pupils on your eyes?

Ooh... eh BBS...
He was born with a rare birth defect where one is born with a scrotum where one's eyes should be. I thought everyone knew about this by now...

[DoomYoshi]

Do you have pupils? Cuz your blank eyes are brown baggable.

Or can we draw pupils on your eyes?

Yea, I photoshopped them out, but I am sure we can find the original file around here somewhere...

It will be just like playing hide and seek

[Phatscotty]

Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Better get that cherry popped soon!

[jimboston]

Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Better get that cherry popped soon!

You read my mind. I was thinking he was offering up his a** cherry too.

[DoomYoshi]

Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Better get that cherry popped soon!

You read my mind. I was thinking he was offering up his a** cherry too.

Yea, I totally am.

[saxitoxin]

Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Oh man. Good old fashioned virginity auctions ruined because of political correctness gone mad.

[MeDeFe]

Still on if a person of the same sex as you offers the most money???

I bet, in the future, people who do this are going to have to specifically state "female only" or "male only", which of course will mean that these auctions are discriminatory based on gender, and obviously homophobic. Then, these auctions will have to be banned.

Oh man. Good old fashioned virginity auctions ruined because of political correctness gone mad.

The solution is obviously to allow people of all sexes to bid.

[BigBallinStalin]

And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?

[DoomYoshi]

Actually, rds just took my C+A virginity, so auction is closed.

[Phatscotty]

And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?

Nice!!

What if the highest bidder is the pimp daddy of Sudan? (South Central Sudan.....) or even someone from the AIDS capital of the world. Obviously, you can't discriminate against someone based on nationality!

[saxitoxin]

And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?

Nice!!

that got Scott strangely excited

[BigBallinStalin]

And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?

Nice!!

that got Scott strangely excited

Are you normally excited or strangely excited?

[Phatscotty]

And what about circumcised v. uncircumcised?

Nice!!

that got Scott strangely excited

you know my fetish. that aint it!

It was nice because BBS quantum leaped 4 levels into one-upper-dom