Who would you most want to bang?

[saxitoxin]

Britannia (UK)


Efígie da República (Brazil)


Maiden of Finland (Finland)


Italia Turrita (Italy)


Columbia (USA)


Germania (Germany)


Marianne (France)

[saxitoxin]

Italy is hands-down the hottest.

USA and France both look like they might be lesbians so are probably not in-play.

Brazil sort of has this MILF thing going on but I learned long ago never to get with a woman who insists on bringing a sword to bed.

[thegreekdog]

I'll go Italy, France, Brazil in that order.

[BigBallinStalin]

I was tempted to bang UK because the lion serves as a bonus bang, but then Brazil seemed more enticing; however, I don't perform well in public--especially if it's 1000 old men, who I don't want to bang either.

In the heat of the moment, I met Finland and fell in love with her and the majestic background.

As I passed over Italy, I thought "too serious and a nun."
The US, "too needy."
Germany, "too scary"
France, "i don't know what to expect with her; too risky."


Finland wins by a landslide!

[Nola_Lifer]

Why are the tits censored? We censor art now?

[Army of GOD]

Italy is hands-down the hottest.

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[Dukasaur]

Italy is hands-down the hottest.

USA and France both look like they might be lesbians so are probably not in-play.

Brazil sort of has this MILF thing going on but I learned long ago never to get with a woman who insists on bringing a sword to bed.

Since no doubt this will require "conquest" not just in the sexual sense but in the military sense, I think it makes little difference whether they consider themselves to be "in play" or not.

I'll take a threesome with Britannia and Columbia. Maybe on board a nuclear ballistic missile submarine while we prepare to push "the button."

[Phatscotty]

Efígie da República is a total Gilf!

[john9blue]

finland has potential, need close-ups tho

[2dimes]

The German chick's got weed. As usual the line up in Brazil is rediculas.

[MeDeFe]

Why are the tits censored? We censor art now?

Yes, we do. We've been doing so for several years now, in fact.

[Timminz]

Efígie da República is a total Gilf!

Grandmother...?

[saxitoxin]

finland has potential

surprise, surprise ... Natty Dread is gone for a couple days and john9blue is already trying to get on his bustier, cartoon version

I'd like to encourage all CC regulars to join me in shaming john9blue.

[saxitoxin]

New scenario:

- What if you were banging Italia Turrita and Uncle Sam from the United States got home from work early and said "WTF?!"



Would you ...

(a) run out the back door
(b) grab your .22 and chase him off
(c) apologize and beg for forgiveness
(d) invite him to join in

Also, I like the shocked looked on the pollworkers face in Italia Turrita's picture. He's like "who's this crazy bitch who showed up to vote wearing a crown and a flag?!"

[2dimes]

(e) Recomend a good spa to wax those eye brows.