Who would you most want to bang?

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Britannia (UK)
2
8%
Efígie da República (Brazil)
0
No votes
Maiden of Finland (Finland)
2
8%
Italia Turrita (Italy)
16
64%
Columbia (USA)
1
4%
Germania (Germany)
0
No votes
Marianne (France)
4
16%
 
Total votes : 25

Who would you most want to bang?

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:43 pm

Britannia (UK)
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Efígie da República (Brazil)
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Maiden of Finland (Finland)
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Italia Turrita (Italy)
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Columbia (USA)
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Germania (Germany)
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Marianne (France)
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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:48 pm

Italy is hands-down the hottest.

USA and France both look like they might be lesbians so are probably not in-play.

Brazil sort of has this MILF thing going on but I learned long ago never to get with a woman who insists on bringing a sword to bed.
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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:58 pm

I'll go Italy, France, Brazil in that order.
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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:24 pm

I was tempted to bang UK because the lion serves as a bonus bang, but then Brazil seemed more enticing; however, I don't perform well in public--especially if it's 1000 old men, who I don't want to bang either.

In the heat of the moment, I met Finland and fell in love with her and the majestic background.

As I passed over Italy, I thought "too serious and a nun."
The US, "too needy."
Germany, "too scary"
France, "i don't know what to expect with her; too risky."


Finland wins by a landslide!
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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby Nola_Lifer on Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:01 pm

Why are the tits censored? We censor art now?
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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:36 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Italy is hands-down the hottest.


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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:57 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Italy is hands-down the hottest.

USA and France both look like they might be lesbians so are probably not in-play.

Brazil sort of has this MILF thing going on but I learned long ago never to get with a woman who insists on bringing a sword to bed.


Since no doubt this will require "conquest" not just in the sexual sense but in the military sense, I think it makes little difference whether they consider themselves to be "in play" or not.

I'll take a threesome with Britannia and Columbia. Maybe on board a nuclear ballistic missile submarine while we prepare to push "the button."
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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:44 pm

Efígie da República is a total Gilf!
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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby john9blue on Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:47 pm

finland has potential, need close-ups tho
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:29 am

The German chick's got weed. As usual the line up in Brazil is rediculas.
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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby MeDeFe on Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:57 pm

Nola_Lifer wrote:Why are the tits censored? We censor art now?

Yes, we do. We've been doing so for several years now, in fact.
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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby Timminz on Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:45 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Efígie da República is a total Gilf!


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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:46 pm

john9blue wrote:finland has potential


surprise, surprise ... Natty Dread is gone for a couple days and john9blue is already trying to get on his bustier, cartoon version

I'd like to encourage all CC regulars to join me in shaming john9blue.

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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:54 pm

New scenario:

- What if you were banging Italia Turrita and Uncle Sam from the United States got home from work early and said "WTF?!"

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Would you ...

(a) run out the back door
(b) grab your .22 and chase him off
(c) apologize and beg for forgiveness
(d) invite him to join in

Also, I like the shocked looked on the pollworkers face in Italia Turrita's picture. He's like "who's this crazy bitch who showed up to vote wearing a crown and a flag?!"
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:17 pm

(e) Recomend a good spa to wax those eye brows.
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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby Neoteny on Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:19 pm

saxitoxin wrote:New scenario:

- What if you were banging Italia Turrita and Uncle Sam from the United States got home from work early and said "WTF?!"

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Would you ...

(a) run out the back door
(b) grab your .22 and chase him off
(c) apologize and beg for forgiveness
(d) invite him to join in

Also, I like the shocked looked on the pollworkers face in Italia Turrita's picture. He's like "who's this crazy bitch who showed up to vote wearing a crown and a flag?!"


At least she's wearing a freaking shirt this time.
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Re: Who would you most want to bang?

Postby notyou2 on Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:05 pm

Why is Lady Godiva not present?

I demand she be put on the pole.
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