Which food is sexiest?

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Banana
2
14%
Apple Pie
2
14%
Cream Pie
0
No votes
Fudge
0
No votes
Cherry
3
21%
Chocolate Syrup
3
21%
Quaker Instant Oatmeal
4
29%
 
Total votes : 14

Which food is sexiest?

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:35 am

Which food is sexiest?
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Re: Which food is sexiest?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:36 am

Serbia's mom has a delicious cream pie.
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Re: Which food is sexiest?

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:41 am

Wtf kind of a list is that?

Sweet shit is for children.

What's wrong with a nice pate de foie gras?
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:43 am

You're telling us you'd rub liver paste on someone you're about to have sex with?
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Re: Which food is sexiest?

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:45 am

Dukasaur wrote:Wtf kind of a list is that?

Sweet shit is for children.

What's wrong with a nice pate de foie gras?


Personally, I find a bucket of KFC with a family-sized side of coleslaw, to be sexiest, however, I went with the most popular options in deference to the majority.
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Postby Dukasaur on Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:57 am

2dimes wrote:You're telling us you'd rub liver paste on someone you're about to have sex with?

No, I would eat the liver paste on crackers while looking into the eyes of the person that I'm about to have sex with, wash it down with a nice glass of Bordeaux, and then pour a little more of the Bordeaux on [remainder of post removed]
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Postby saxitoxin on Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:59 am

Dukasaur wrote:and then pour a little more of the Bordeaux on [remainder of post removed]


... the ground for your dead homies?
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Postby whitestazn88 on Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:05 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:and then pour a little more of the Bordeaux on [remainder of post removed]


... the ground for your dead homies?


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Re: Which food is sexiest?

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:08 am

Bananas, but only once they've turned black.
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Re: Which food is sexiest?

Postby whitestazn88 on Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:10 am

I can't help but get a boner every time I eat clams, or see the labia-like form of an oyster lightly dangling from its shell.
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Re: Which food is sexiest?

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:12 am

whitestazn88 wrote:I can't help but get a boner every time I eat clams, or see the labia-like form of an oyster lightly dangling from its shell.


Boner appetit.
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Re: Which food is sexiest?

Postby ManBungalow on Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:24 pm

Grapefruit.
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