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OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:24 pm

Hello

It's important that we have a record on penis sizes of OT regulars.

The method to get the data will be self-reporting. If I doubt of the veracity of a report, I can commission a party to have it measured, or I could also make and educated guess.

Let's start:

Mine is 13.3 inches:


user---------inches
nietzsche 13.3 * measured and confirmed
AoG 1.7 *confirmed by ugly ex-gf
saxitoxin
Symmetry
Phatscotty 3 *self-reported
pimpdave 3.1 *self-reported
BBS 4.5 *self-reported
Mets 4.9 *adjusted
maxfaraday
jonesy
tgd
Haggis
Greecepwns
Baron
2dimes
Andy
rds
El_Jefe
lack
kenringtone
Gillipig 0 *confirmed by ManB
Timminz
xeno
tdans
Maugena *Frigidus comisioned to measure it
ManBungalow 1 *adjusted
Pirlo 5 *adjusted
warmonger1981 2 *confirmed




as they report their size, I'll add the rest to the list. jimboston not allowed to report his penis size.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:24 pm

Go, report your penis size
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:26 pm

nietzsche wrote:Go, report your penis size


How can you continue to post like nothing's happened after breaking saxi's heart like that? :evil:
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:30 pm

Are we measuring limp or harder-than-Serbia's-nipples?
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:32 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Are we measuring limp or harder-than-Serbia's-nipples?


If you can still get it hard.. hard, if you don't you can pull it with one hand and hold the ruler with the other.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Metsfanmax on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:36 pm

5.2".
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:37 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:5.2".


Adjusted for inflation to 4.9
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:40 pm

5.7" (Inflation pre-adjusted as a courtesy to OP)
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Metsfanmax on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:41 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:5.2".


Adjusted for inflation to 4.9


Could be. Does it get bigger with time? I haven't measured since I was like 16.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby tj755 on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:41 pm

You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:48 pm

tj755 wrote:You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)


No, that would be gay.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:56 pm

tj755 wrote:You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)


I'm sure Army of god's got some phony ruler he uses for these occasions so that idea is out.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby tj755 on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:59 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
tj755 wrote:You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)


No, that would be gay.


And this isn't?
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:09 pm

tj755 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
tj755 wrote:You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)


No, that would be gay.


And this isn't?


But if it adds to nietszche's fantasy to know the lengths of all the varied and exotic peenors out there in the cc community what harms been done?
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:54 pm

I'd tell you how long mine is, if only BBS would let go of it long enough for me to take a measurement.
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