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Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:02 pm

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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby nietzsche on Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:04 pm

not new, old
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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby Lootifer on Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:15 pm

not old, smallest.
I go to the gym to justify my mockery of fat people.
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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:19 pm

Is this thread for the AoG Roast?
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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:35 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Is this thread for the AoG Roast?


It's illegal to cook and eat people you know
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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby Dibbun on Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:36 pm

If cannibalism was legal I'd try it. Just not some skinny goth chick she'd be real gamey.
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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:38 pm

Dibbun wrote:If cannibalism was legal I'd try it. Just not some skinny goth chick she'd be real gamey.


FALSE. Athletes would be the most gamey. Skinny people would be like white meat chicken. Fat people would be pork. Mmmmmmmmm.... fat people.
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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:51 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:
Dibbun wrote:If cannibalism was legal I'd try it. Just not some skinny goth chick she'd be real gamey.


FALSE. Athletes would be the most gamey. Skinny people would be like white meat chicken. Fat people would be pork. Mmmmmmmmm.... fat people.


I wonder how what people eat affect how they would taste.

Like, you know how what women eat changes the smell of their vag and what men eat change the taste/consistency of their cum (so I've heard....)? I wonder if eating a lot of fruit makes you taste better than if you were to eat nasty meat
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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby john9blue on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:56 pm

Army of GOD wrote:what men eat change the taste/consistency of their cum
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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:57 pm

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Army of GOD wrote:what men eat change the taste/consistency of their cum


I only know that because whenever I heat bbq ribs, Es always throws up after the money shot.
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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby whitestazn88 on Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:47 am

Army of GOD wrote:
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Dibbun wrote:If cannibalism was legal I'd try it. Just not some skinny goth chick she'd be real gamey.


FALSE. Athletes would be the most gamey. Skinny people would be like white meat chicken. Fat people would be pork. Mmmmmmmmm.... fat people.


I wonder how what people eat affect how they would taste.

Like, you know how what women eat changes the smell of their vag and what men eat change the taste/consistency of their cum (so I've heard....)? I wonder if eating a lot of fruit makes you taste better than if you were to eat nasty meat


Well... cow's don't taste like corn and grass, they taste like fat and meat. I would assume that the taste is similar throughout all of humanity. The differences come from the fat/muscle/tendon/etc ratio. I assume cancer patients might be poisonous, but otherwise, eat up.

Granted, herb marinades are pretty powerful, so for example Indians, who use a lot of strong herbs and natural flavorings might actually acquire some of those qualities. But for the normal american who is shoving burgers and fries down their gullet vs the vegan american who eats nothing but quinoa and mixed greens, it's probably similar, if you trimmed the fat.
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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby Maugena on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:53 am

Army of GOD wrote:
john9blue wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:what men eat change the taste/consistency of their cum


I only know that because whenever I heat bbq ribs, Es always throws up after the money shot.

That's fantastic, bro. Priceless, Even.

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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:47 pm

Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?
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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:49 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?

In your case, in the hand.




















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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:13 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?

In your case, in the hand.


that's fancy sauce...
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Re: Army of GOD, the new CC's village idiot

Postby notyou2 on Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:22 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?

In your case, in the hand.

A cock in hand is worth 2 in the bush?????




























Nah.



















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