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Fiancés

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:05 pm

Financier DoomYoshi says:

Perhaps buying sex slaves is not a great investment. It appears that governments are cracking down on this stuff.
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Re: Fiancés

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:02 pm

Better to rent.
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Re: Fiancés

Postby Sackett58 on Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:43 pm

Why not lease then. Five years is more than enough time.
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Re: Fiancés

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:54 pm

Ok. Limited Time Offer. Take your pick of one of these bears:



A bear is a slang term for large, hairy, homosexual man.
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Re: Fiancés

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:15 pm

Do they shit in the woods?
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Re: Fiancés

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:26 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Do they shit in the woods?

The fiancés or the bears?
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Re: Fiancés

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:56 pm

Well, either, really.
I mean, if yer woman used the woods as a toilet, would you have to put the lid down every time you left them?
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