Ask CBlake, Dukusaur or Kentington a Question

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderators: Global Moderators, Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby _sabotage_ on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:23 pm

Yes, i have tried to get it but they won't let me because this site is run by a bunch of assholes
User avatar
Corporal _sabotage_
 
Posts: 574
Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:21 am
Medals: 29
Standard Achievement (4) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (1) Quadruples Achievement (1) Terminator Achievement (2)
Assassin Achievement (1) Manual Troops Achievement (1) Freestyle Achievement (1) Polymorphic Achievement (1) Nuclear Spoils Achievement (1)
Fog of War Achievement (2) Trench Warfare Achievement (1) Speed Achievement (2) Teammate Achievement (1) Random Map Achievement (2)
Cross-Map Achievement (3) Ratings Achievement (3)

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:28 pm

_sabotage_ wrote:In a pool


I don't have a pool, is there any downside to the "handstand technique"?
Image
User avatar
Colonel Funkyterrance
 
Posts: 1929
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:52 pm
Location: New Hampshire, USA
Medals: 22
Standard Achievement (2) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (1) Quadruples Achievement (2) Manual Troops Achievement (1)
Freestyle Achievement (1) Fog of War Achievement (3) Speed Achievement (1) Teammate Achievement (1) Cross-Map Achievement (1)
Ratings Achievement (3) Clan Achievement (3) General Contribution (1)

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby _sabotage_ on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:30 pm

gravity adds strength to the flow smacking you in the face
User avatar
Corporal _sabotage_
 
Posts: 574
Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:21 am
Medals: 29
Standard Achievement (4) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (1) Quadruples Achievement (1) Terminator Achievement (2)
Assassin Achievement (1) Manual Troops Achievement (1) Freestyle Achievement (1) Polymorphic Achievement (1) Nuclear Spoils Achievement (1)
Fog of War Achievement (2) Trench Warfare Achievement (1) Speed Achievement (2) Teammate Achievement (1) Random Map Achievement (2)
Cross-Map Achievement (3) Ratings Achievement (3)

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby spurgistan on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:33 pm

Phatscotty wrote:What is the best way to pee with a boner?


Thanks for asking a question so well suited to my expertise. Well, as you probably well know, urinating with an erection - or, as the kids today call them, "a boner" - can be a tricky proposition. If you don't take adequate precautions, you're liable to get urine in all sorts of places you don't want urine to go. So, if nature calls when, uhh, nature calls, you've got three options in terms of desirability. The most preferable is get rid of the offending erection. Given the urgency involved in the situation, this is gonna usually take the tango solo route, but if you have a willing partner, so be it. Secondly, go for a walk in the woods. This way, as long as you keep your tallywhacker pointed in a non-you direction, and aren't corrupting any adults or minors, you're both relieving yourself of a dicey situation and participating in the nitrogen cycle, which is cool. And finally, in the least desirable but (by far) most likely scenario, you might need to use a toilet to urinate while at full-mast. In this case, take firm hold, lean over, aim, and pray.

May God's grace find you.
Mr_Adams wrote:You, sir, are an idiot.


Timminz wrote:By that logic, you eat babies.
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class spurgistan
 
Posts: 1587
Joined: Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:30 pm
Location: Wormtown, MA, USA
Medals: 16
Standard Achievement (2) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (1) Terminator Achievement (1) Assassin Achievement (1)
Freestyle Achievement (2) Fog of War Achievement (2) Speed Achievement (1) Teammate Achievement (1) Cross-Map Achievement (2)
Ratings Achievement (1)

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:23 pm

What's best way to pee with a boner in zero-gravity?
Image
User avatar
Colonel Funkyterrance
 
Posts: 1929
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:52 pm
Location: New Hampshire, USA
Medals: 22
Standard Achievement (2) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (1) Quadruples Achievement (2) Manual Troops Achievement (1)
Freestyle Achievement (1) Fog of War Achievement (3) Speed Achievement (1) Teammate Achievement (1) Cross-Map Achievement (1)
Ratings Achievement (3) Clan Achievement (3) General Contribution (1)

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby _sabotage_ on Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:28 pm

A diaper according to female astronauts.
User avatar
Corporal _sabotage_
 
Posts: 574
Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:21 am
Medals: 29
Standard Achievement (4) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (1) Quadruples Achievement (1) Terminator Achievement (2)
Assassin Achievement (1) Manual Troops Achievement (1) Freestyle Achievement (1) Polymorphic Achievement (1) Nuclear Spoils Achievement (1)
Fog of War Achievement (2) Trench Warfare Achievement (1) Speed Achievement (2) Teammate Achievement (1) Random Map Achievement (2)
Cross-Map Achievement (3) Ratings Achievement (3)

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby notyou2 on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:08 pm

Have you ever been arrested?
Image
User avatar
Lieutenant notyou2
 
Posts: 2864
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:09 am
Location: In the here and now
Medals: 39
Standard Achievement (2) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (2) Quadruples Achievement (3) Terminator Achievement (2)
Manual Troops Achievement (1) Freestyle Achievement (1) Nuclear Spoils Achievement (1) Fog of War Achievement (3) Trench Warfare Achievement (1)
Teammate Achievement (1) Random Map Achievement (2) Cross-Map Achievement (3) Ratings Achievement (4) Tournament Achievement (3)
General Achievement (3) Clan Achievement (4) Training Achievement (1)

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby nietzsche on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:09 pm

twice.

in the first one i puked inside the cops' car :lol:
Image

Image
User avatar
Major nietzsche
 
Posts: 1778
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 am
Location: Fantasy Cooperstown
Medals: 40
Standard Achievement (4) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (2) Quadruples Achievement (1) Terminator Achievement (2)
Assassin Achievement (2) Manual Troops Achievement (2) Freestyle Achievement (3) Polymorphic Achievement (1) Nuclear Spoils Achievement (2)
Fog of War Achievement (4) Trench Warfare Achievement (2) Speed Achievement (4) Teammate Achievement (2) Cross-Map Achievement (2)
Battle Royale Achievement (1) Ratings Achievement (3) General Contribution (1)

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby x-raider on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:39 pm

What's the best way to get to the moon?
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class x-raider
 
Posts: 275
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:32 am
Location: Lost in the Complexities of the Undiscovered Universe
Medals: 5
Standard Achievement (1) Fog of War Achievement (1) Speed Achievement (1) Ratings Achievement (1) General Achievement (1)

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby nietzsche on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:41 pm

x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?


dead
Image

Image
User avatar
Major nietzsche
 
Posts: 1778
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 am
Location: Fantasy Cooperstown
Medals: 40
Standard Achievement (4) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (2) Quadruples Achievement (1) Terminator Achievement (2)
Assassin Achievement (2) Manual Troops Achievement (2) Freestyle Achievement (3) Polymorphic Achievement (1) Nuclear Spoils Achievement (2)
Fog of War Achievement (4) Trench Warfare Achievement (2) Speed Achievement (4) Teammate Achievement (2) Cross-Map Achievement (2)
Battle Royale Achievement (1) Ratings Achievement (3) General Contribution (1)

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby x-raider on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:43 pm

nietzsche wrote:
x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?


dead


Oh :(

If you could be any character from Alice in Wonderland who would you be?
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class x-raider
 
Posts: 275
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:32 am
Location: Lost in the Complexities of the Undiscovered Universe
Medals: 5
Standard Achievement (1) Fog of War Achievement (1) Speed Achievement (1) Ratings Achievement (1) General Achievement (1)

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:44 pm

Speaking of moons, do you go all wussy or do you go for the full cheek spread?
Image
User avatar
Colonel Funkyterrance
 
Posts: 1929
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:52 pm
Location: New Hampshire, USA
Medals: 22
Standard Achievement (2) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (1) Quadruples Achievement (2) Manual Troops Achievement (1)
Freestyle Achievement (1) Fog of War Achievement (3) Speed Achievement (1) Teammate Achievement (1) Cross-Map Achievement (1)
Ratings Achievement (3) Clan Achievement (3) General Contribution (1)

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby nietzsche on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:44 pm

x-raider wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?


dead


Oh :(

If you could be any character from Alice in Wonderland who would you be?


The lion.
Image

Image
User avatar
Major nietzsche
 
Posts: 1778
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 am
Location: Fantasy Cooperstown
Medals: 40
Standard Achievement (4) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (2) Quadruples Achievement (1) Terminator Achievement (2)
Assassin Achievement (2) Manual Troops Achievement (2) Freestyle Achievement (3) Polymorphic Achievement (1) Nuclear Spoils Achievement (2)
Fog of War Achievement (4) Trench Warfare Achievement (2) Speed Achievement (4) Teammate Achievement (2) Cross-Map Achievement (2)
Battle Royale Achievement (1) Ratings Achievement (3) General Contribution (1)

Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby x-raider on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:53 pm

nietzsche wrote:
x-raider wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?


dead


Oh :(

If you could be any character from Alice in Wonderland who would you be?


The lion.


Incorrect, unless you mean Dandelion.
You must be thinking of that Fantasy series in Narnia...
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class x-raider
 
Posts: 275
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:32 am
Location: Lost in the Complexities of the Undiscovered Universe
Medals: 5
Standard Achievement (1) Fog of War Achievement (1) Speed Achievement (1) Ratings Achievement (1) General Achievement (1)

Re: Ask nagerous, thegreekdog or Maugena a question

Postby nagerous on Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:20 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
nagerous wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:How much would you have to be paid to join this game:

Game 12046829


Looks like some easy points up for grab, would do it for free if I hadn't quit playing the game.


Wow, has someone cracked the code of the cook's mind? Post the link?

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=8030200

I mostly played freestyle tbh but map rank me on Battle of Iraq it was my old messing ground.
Image
User avatar
Captain nagerous
 
Posts: 8113
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:39 am
Medals: 67
Standard Achievement (3) Doubles Achievement (3) Triples Achievement (2) Quadruples Achievement (3) Terminator Achievement (2)
Assassin Achievement (2) Manual Troops Achievement (1) Freestyle Achievement (3) Nuclear Spoils Achievement (1) Fog of War Achievement (3)
Speed Achievement (2) Teammate Achievement (2) Cross-Map Achievement (3) Battle Royale Achievement (1) Ratings Achievement (3)
Tournament Achievement (5) General Achievement (10) Clan Achievement (2) Tournament Contribution (2) General Contribution (14)

Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:36 pm

The Carousel ride has ended.

The last group are now disembarking. Thank you for riding Saxi's Carousel of Questions.

Next in line ...

- maxfaraday
- rdsrds2120
- Neoteny

Image

WELCOME! Please hold onto the Pole. We're about to get started ...

Click image to enlarge.
image
Image
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class saxitoxin
 
Posts: 1702
Joined: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:01 am
Location: the American Riviera
Medals: 12
Standard Achievement (3) Nuclear Spoils Achievement (1) Fog of War Achievement (2) Speed Achievement (3) Cross-Map Achievement (1)
Ratings Achievement (2)

Postby 2dimes on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:38 pm

What do you think BMO is?
User avatar
Corporal 2dimes
 
Posts: 3905
Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 1:08 pm
Location: Just out for a rip!
Medals: 6
Standard Achievement (1) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (1) Quadruples Achievement (1) Teammate Achievement (1)

Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby x-raider on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:43 pm

“Three men sit in a room, a king [Insert User], a priest [Insert User] and a rich man [Insert User]. Between them stands a common sellsword. Each man bids the sellsword kill the other two. Who lives? Who dies?”
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class x-raider
 
Posts: 275
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:32 am
Location: Lost in the Complexities of the Undiscovered Universe
Medals: 5
Standard Achievement (1) Fog of War Achievement (1) Speed Achievement (1) Ratings Achievement (1) General Achievement (1)

Re:

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:49 pm

2dimes wrote:What do you think BMO is?


The robot,duh!

x-raider wrote:“Three men sit in a room, a king [rdsrds2120], a priest [maxfaraday] and a rich man [Neoteny]. Between them stands a common sellsword. Each man bids the sellsword kill the other two. Who lives? Who dies?”


Trick question. AoG is the sellsword, and the sword is too heavy. So, we all live, and AoG doesn't even lift.

BMO
Image
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class rdsrds2120
Retired Administrator
 
Posts: 7219
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:42 am
Medals: 90
Conquer Cup Bronze Achievement (1) Standard Achievement (4) Doubles Achievement (3) Triples Achievement (3) Quadruples Achievement (3)
Terminator Achievement (3) Assassin Achievement (3) Manual Troops Achievement (4) Freestyle Achievement (4) Nuclear Spoils Achievement (3)
Fog of War Achievement (4) Trench Warfare Achievement (2) Speed Achievement (4) Teammate Achievement (2) Random Map Achievement (2)
Cross-Map Achievement (3) Battle Royale Achievement (3) Ratings Achievement (3) Tournament Achievement (4) General Achievement (9)
Clan Achievement (7) Training Achievement (3) Tournament Contribution (4) General Contribution (9)

Re: Re:

Postby john9blue on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:30 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:Trick question. AoG is the sellsword, and the sword is too heavy. So, we all live, and AoG doesn't even lift.

BMO


this is the best answer in the entire thread
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)
User avatar
Captain john9blue
 
Posts: 1270
Joined: Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:18 pm
Location: FlutterChi-town
Medals: 14
Standard Achievement (2) Quadruples Achievement (1) Terminator Achievement (1) Freestyle Achievement (2) Fog of War Achievement (2)
Speed Achievement (1) Cross-Map Achievement (1) Tournament Achievement (1) General Achievement (3)

Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:32 pm

Do astronauts have zero-gravity boner pee fights to break the monotony of space travel?
Image
User avatar
Colonel Funkyterrance
 
Posts: 1929
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:52 pm
Location: New Hampshire, USA
Medals: 22
Standard Achievement (2) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (1) Quadruples Achievement (2) Manual Troops Achievement (1)
Freestyle Achievement (1) Fog of War Achievement (3) Speed Achievement (1) Teammate Achievement (1) Cross-Map Achievement (1)
Ratings Achievement (3) Clan Achievement (3) General Contribution (1)

Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby betiko on Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:15 am

Max, what do you think of female cc mods, and what would you feel like if they were all replaced by lindax?
Image
User avatar
Brigadier betiko
SoC Training Adviser
 
Posts: 5459
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:05 pm
Location: Paris
Medals: 157
Conquer Cup Gold Achievement (1) Standard Achievement (4) Doubles Achievement (3) Triples Achievement (3) Quadruples Achievement (3)
Terminator Achievement (2) Assassin Achievement (3) Manual Troops Achievement (3) Freestyle Achievement (3) Polymorphic Achievement (2)
Nuclear Spoils Achievement (3) Fog of War Achievement (4) Trench Warfare Achievement (3) Speed Achievement (4) Teammate Achievement (2)
Random Map Achievement (3) Cross-Map Achievement (4) Beta Map Achievement (2) Battle Royale Achievement (2) Bot Achievement (3)
Ratings Achievement (4) Tournament Achievement (17) General Achievement (30) Clan Achievement (10) Training Achievement (2)

Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby nietzsche on Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:08 am

max, how many french maid costumes do you have?
Image

Image
User avatar
Major nietzsche
 
Posts: 1778
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 am
Location: Fantasy Cooperstown
Medals: 40
Standard Achievement (4) Doubles Achievement (2) Triples Achievement (2) Quadruples Achievement (1) Terminator Achievement (2)
Assassin Achievement (2) Manual Troops Achievement (2) Freestyle Achievement (3) Polymorphic Achievement (1) Nuclear Spoils Achievement (2)
Fog of War Achievement (4) Trench Warfare Achievement (2) Speed Achievement (4) Teammate Achievement (2) Cross-Map Achievement (2)
Battle Royale Achievement (1) Ratings Achievement (3) General Contribution (1)

Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby john9blue on Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:30 pm

^ i hope you realize that your questions can be answered by rds and neo as well

i doubt they would want to answer them, but still...
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)
User avatar
Captain john9blue
 
Posts: 1270
Joined: Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:18 pm
Location: FlutterChi-town
Medals: 14
Standard Achievement (2) Quadruples Achievement (1) Terminator Achievement (1) Freestyle Achievement (2) Fog of War Achievement (2)
Speed Achievement (1) Cross-Map Achievement (1) Tournament Achievement (1) General Achievement (3)

Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:05 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Do astronauts have zero-gravity boner pee fights to break the monotony of space travel?


Nawh, there's no pee.

BMO
Image
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class rdsrds2120
Retired Administrator
 
Posts: 7219
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:42 am
Medals: 90
Conquer Cup Bronze Achievement (1) Standard Achievement (4) Doubles Achievement (3) Triples Achievement (3) Quadruples Achievement (3)
Terminator Achievement (3) Assassin Achievement (3) Manual Troops Achievement (4) Freestyle Achievement (4) Nuclear Spoils Achievement (3)
Fog of War Achievement (4) Trench Warfare Achievement (2) Speed Achievement (4) Teammate Achievement (2) Random Map Achievement (2)
Cross-Map Achievement (3) Battle Royale Achievement (3) Ratings Achievement (3) Tournament Achievement (4) General Achievement (9)
Clan Achievement (7) Training Achievement (3) Tournament Contribution (4) General Contribution (9)

PreviousNext

Return to Babble-On Five

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: PLAYER57832

Login