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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby _sabotage_ on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:23 pm

Yes, i have tried to get it but they won't let me because this site is run by a bunch of assholes
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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:28 pm

_sabotage_ wrote:In a pool


I don't have a pool, is there any downside to the "handstand technique"?
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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby _sabotage_ on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:30 pm

gravity adds strength to the flow smacking you in the face
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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby spurgistan on Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:33 pm

Phatscotty wrote:What is the best way to pee with a boner?


Thanks for asking a question so well suited to my expertise. Well, as you probably well know, urinating with an erection - or, as the kids today call them, "a boner" - can be a tricky proposition. If you don't take adequate precautions, you're liable to get urine in all sorts of places you don't want urine to go. So, if nature calls when, uhh, nature calls, you've got three options in terms of desirability. The most preferable is get rid of the offending erection. Given the urgency involved in the situation, this is gonna usually take the tango solo route, but if you have a willing partner, so be it. Secondly, go for a walk in the woods. This way, as long as you keep your tallywhacker pointed in a non-you direction, and aren't corrupting any adults or minors, you're both relieving yourself of a dicey situation and participating in the nitrogen cycle, which is cool. And finally, in the least desirable but (by far) most likely scenario, you might need to use a toilet to urinate while at full-mast. In this case, take firm hold, lean over, aim, and pray.

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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:23 pm

What's best way to pee with a boner in zero-gravity?
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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby _sabotage_ on Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:28 pm

A diaper according to female astronauts.
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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby notyou2 on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:08 pm

Have you ever been arrested?
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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby nietzsche on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:09 pm

twice.

in the first one i puked inside the cops' car :lol:
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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby x-raider on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:39 pm

What's the best way to get to the moon?
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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby nietzsche on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:41 pm

x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?


dead
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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby x-raider on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:43 pm

nietzsche wrote:
x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?


dead


Oh :(

If you could be any character from Alice in Wonderland who would you be?
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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:44 pm

Speaking of moons, do you go all wussy or do you go for the full cheek spread?
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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby nietzsche on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:44 pm

x-raider wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?


dead


Oh :(

If you could be any character from Alice in Wonderland who would you be?


The lion.
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Re: Ask _sabotage_, spurgistan or nietzsche a Question

Postby x-raider on Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:53 pm

nietzsche wrote:
x-raider wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
x-raider wrote:What's the best way to get to the moon?


dead


Oh :(

If you could be any character from Alice in Wonderland who would you be?


The lion.


Incorrect, unless you mean Dandelion.
You must be thinking of that Fantasy series in Narnia...
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Re: Ask nagerous, thegreekdog or Maugena a question

Postby nagerous on Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:20 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
nagerous wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:How much would you have to be paid to join this game:

Game 12046829


Looks like some easy points up for grab, would do it for free if I hadn't quit playing the game.


Wow, has someone cracked the code of the cook's mind? Post the link?

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=8030200

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Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:36 pm

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The last group are now disembarking. Thank you for riding Saxi's Carousel of Questions.

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Postby 2dimes on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:38 pm

What do you think BMO is?
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby x-raider on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:43 pm

“Three men sit in a room, a king [Insert User], a priest [Insert User] and a rich man [Insert User]. Between them stands a common sellsword. Each man bids the sellsword kill the other two. Who lives? Who dies?”
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Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:49 pm

2dimes wrote:What do you think BMO is?


The robot,duh!

x-raider wrote:“Three men sit in a room, a king [rdsrds2120], a priest [maxfaraday] and a rich man [Neoteny]. Between them stands a common sellsword. Each man bids the sellsword kill the other two. Who lives? Who dies?”


Trick question. AoG is the sellsword, and the sword is too heavy. So, we all live, and AoG doesn't even lift.

BMO
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Re: Re:

Postby john9blue on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:30 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:Trick question. AoG is the sellsword, and the sword is too heavy. So, we all live, and AoG doesn't even lift.

BMO


this is the best answer in the entire thread
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:32 pm

Do astronauts have zero-gravity boner pee fights to break the monotony of space travel?
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby betiko on Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:15 am

Max, what do you think of female cc mods, and what would you feel like if they were all replaced by lindax?
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby nietzsche on Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:08 am

max, how many french maid costumes do you have?
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby john9blue on Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:30 pm

^ i hope you realize that your questions can be answered by rds and neo as well

i doubt they would want to answer them, but still...
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Re: Ask maxfaraday, rdsrds2120 or Neoteny a Question

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:05 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Do astronauts have zero-gravity boner pee fights to break the monotony of space travel?


Nawh, there's no pee.

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