I have no running water. Was in my cabin, had to take a skritt...went outside to my out house, it was minus 45 below.
took my laptop with me. Once I finished my turn I pinched the loaf and headed for the door. It was pitch black could not see a thing.
Used my laptop for a flashlight. Did not have a coat, I had my slippers on...Went for the door and on my way out, the door Hit something. Turns out a moose was in my path (two inches in front of the outhouse door). Moose just standing there, snorting. Had to call my neighbor to chase it off. Man It was Cold.
Moose is currently residing in my back yard.