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Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby pimpdave on Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:16 pm

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Re: Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby john9blue on Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:43 am

snooki is piers morgan.

the guy is america.
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Re: Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:31 am

He also hits the fat guy in the face.

Keep watching it. The fat guy's face is turning briefly toward his own left--then suddenly to the right--along with the direction of beefcake's fist (cuz his face got sideswiped by the fist), and then his fat face resumes its natural course to the left.
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Re: Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:48 am

john9blue wrote:snooki is piers morgan.

the guy is america.


BigBallinStalin wrote:He also hits the fat guy in the face.

Keep watching it. The fat guy's face is turning briefly toward his own left--then suddenly to the right--along with the direction of beefcake's fist (cuz his face got sideswiped by the fist), and then his fat face resumes its natural course to the left.


So then I guess the fat guy is the constitutional rights that Mr. Macho is willing to piss on if it means he gets to throw his punch.
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Re: Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:21 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
john9blue wrote:snooki is piers morgan.

the guy is america.


BigBallinStalin wrote:He also hits the fat guy in the face.

Keep watching it. The fat guy's face is turning briefly toward his own left--then suddenly to the right--along with the direction of beefcake's fist (cuz his face got sideswiped by the fist), and then his fat face resumes its natural course to the left.


So then I guess the fat guy is the constitutional rights that Mr. Macho is willing to piss on if it means he gets to throw his punch.


Maybe.

Or maybe the fat guy represents unintended consequences from the decisions of Mr. Macho, a.k.a. Piers Morgan.
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Re: Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:37 pm

Hey wait! They are violating the rights of the union teacher that suckerpunched a 4' female!!!!!


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Re: Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby pimpdave on Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:51 pm

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Re: Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby pimpdave on Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:03 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:A young fellow called Sam earned my thanks -
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Re: Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby john9blue on Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:12 pm

comedy: the most unsuspecting way to convince idiots of your opinions through straw men and fallacies.
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:27 pm

Phatscotty wrote:

That matches up so well Ithought it was just a clip from an Oprah episode at first.
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Re: Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:05 pm

bl;ah blah blah dk eblah bleh

lemme type some more mumbo dumbo bullshit here.

ANd lemme say another thing!

blah blah blah Guns Pieing Morgan on the Death Bed blah blah Schools
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Re: Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby john9blue on Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:52 pm

somepony sounds drunk.
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Re: Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby Iliad on Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:22 am

john9blue wrote:comedy: the most unsuspecting way to convince idiots of your opinions through straw men and fallacies.

Breaking news: a humourless killjoy libertarian
"I'm very surprised" said no-one ever.
"Do even libertarians like libertarians?" asked a random passer-by.
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Re: Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:45 am

Iliad wrote:
john9blue wrote:comedy: the most unsuspecting way to convince idiots of your opinions through straw men and fallacies.

Breaking news: a humourless killjoy libertarian
"I'm very surprised" said no-one ever.
"Do even libertarians like libertarians?" asked a random passer-by.

and so he was tarred, feathered, and deported.
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Re: Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

Postby john9blue on Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:23 am

i'm not humorless, i just don't like humor being used as a tool to avoid actual discussion.

but if that's your biggest critique of libertarianism then i think i'm okay with that.
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