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Best Female Booty?

Postby Symmetry on Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:06 pm

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Clearly a difference of opinion on what constitutes female booty- is it, on the left, Grace O'Malley, Irish pirate queen, or Elizabeth I, with the bustle on the right?

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Grace:
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Liz:
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Nola_Lifer on Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:09 pm

Is there such a lack of creativity here that there needs to be so many parody threads? Or has the trolling gone that out of control?
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Symmetry on Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:15 pm

Nola_Lifer wrote:Is there such a lack of creativity here that there needs to be so many parody threads? Or has the trolling gone that out of control?


Huh? This is a thread about history. Pirate Booty or Bustle Booty? Booty is in the eye of the beholder, after all.
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:35 pm

In Booty there is Loot, and in Loot, Booty.
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Symmetry on Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:37 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:In Booty there is Loot, and in Loot, Booty.


E J Keats, if I'm not mistaken.
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:43 pm

It's actually taken from the Pirate Glossary in the program for my panto, Arrr!. Written by Cap'n Brian Beardy, as I recall.
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Symmetry on Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:44 pm

It's awesome either way.
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Gillipig on Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:55 pm

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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Symmetry on Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:57 pm

Spamming a thread with nude pictures ain't cool Gilli.
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Gillipig on Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:09 pm

Symmetry wrote:Spamming a thread with nude pictures ain't cool Gilli.


You're the one who named it "best female booty"! Are you really surprised I post an image of a female booty I like?
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Symmetry on Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:11 pm

Gillipig wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Spamming a thread with nude pictures ain't cool Gilli.


You're the one who named it "best female booty"! Are you really surprised I post an image of a female booty I like?


I'm surprised, nay shocked, that you didn't read the OP and post a considered opinion with regard to the poll. These are two powerful women, both worthy of respect, and their meeting was of considerable historic significance.

I trust you will consider the matter with a degree of seriousness in future.
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Gillipig on Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:20 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Spamming a thread with nude pictures ain't cool Gilli.


You're the one who named it "best female booty"! Are you really surprised I post an image of a female booty I like?


I'm surprised, nay shocked, that you didn't read the OP and post a considered opinion with regard to the poll. These are two powerful women, both worthy of respect, and their meeting was of considerable historic significance.

I trust you will consider the matter with a degree of seriousness in future.

But none of them had a big ass! And puss in boots is an animated male cat, so I won't check out his booty.
Clearly my random big ass pornstar, booty bumps them all into second place.
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Symmetry on Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:25 pm

Gillipig wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Spamming a thread with nude pictures ain't cool Gilli.


You're the one who named it "best female booty"! Are you really surprised I post an image of a female booty I like?


I'm surprised, nay shocked, that you didn't read the OP and post a considered opinion with regard to the poll. These are two powerful women, both worthy of respect, and their meeting was of considerable historic significance.

I trust you will consider the matter with a degree of seriousness in future.

But none of them had a big ass! And puss in boots is an animated male cat, so I won't check out his booty.
Clearly my random big ass pornstar, booty bumps them all into second place.


This is not the thread for big asses, so I would suggest you take your picture elsewhere.

Puss in Boots is, of course a fairy tale character from the early modern period, and clearly relevant to the thread as a cultured alternative to the standard kittens option.

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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:32 pm

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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Timminz on Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:39 pm

I plundered your mum's booty, last night.
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Symmetry on Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:42 pm

Timminz wrote:I plundered your mum's booty, last night.


She did mention that, it was kind of an awkward conversation.
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:42 pm

Timminz wrote:I plundered your mum's booty, last night.


AAYYYOOOO
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Symmetry on Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:13 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Timminz wrote:I plundered your mum's booty, last night.


AAYYYOOOO


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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Serbia on Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:42 pm

Timminz wrote:I plundered Serbia's mum's booty, last night.


Fixed.
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:57 pm

Serbia wrote:
Timminz wrote:I plundered Serbia's mum's booty, last night.


Fixed.



I filmed it and uploaded it to Tumblr.
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby Gillipig on Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:51 am

notyou2 wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Timminz wrote:I plundered Serbia's mum's booty, last night.


Fixed.



I filmed it and uploaded it to Tumblr.


I hope the act was consensual.
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Re: Best Female Booty?

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:12 pm

We had Serbia's consent.
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