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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby john9blue on Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:54 pm

look at the worn, saggy skin around count snoutmeister's mouth. how many dicks do you think have been in there?
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:59 pm

Knowing - as we do - how many dicks have been in john9blue's mouth, and knowing - as we do - how fantastically taught, smooth and ripe his lips are, what kind of skin care regime do you think he practices?
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby nietzsche on Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:02 pm

Kerkegaard or Goethe?
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:03 pm

Does your face hurt?
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby / on Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:29 pm

What did Santa get you for Christmas?
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby john9blue on Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:34 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Knowing - as we do - how many dicks have been in john9blue's mouth, and knowing - as we do - how fantastically taught, smooth and ripe his lips are, what kind of skin care regime do you think he practices?


abstinence is the best skin care.

also, i haven't taught my lips anything.
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby 2dimes on Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:07 am

john9blue wrote:look at the worn, saggy skin around count snoutmeister's mouth. how many dicks do you think have been in there?

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saxitoxin wrote:Knowing - as we do - how many dicks have been in john9blue's mouth, and knowing - as we do - how fantastically taught, smooth and ripe his lips are, what kind of skin care regime do you think he practices?

Secret cucumber, collagen, sea weed, semen and vitamin E facial cream.
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Goethe.
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Nope. Feels silky, just got back from john9blue's spa.
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:08 am

/ wrote:What did Santa get you for Christmas?

Nada. I'm not bitter though. Fat bastard.
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:10 am

2dimes wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Does your face hurt?

Nope.


Well it's killin me!!!!!
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:18 am

Valued mods. Remove phatscotty for breaking the rules of the thread. Thx.
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby john9blue on Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:27 am

is your refrigerator running?
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:31 am

/ wrote:What did Santa get you for Christmas?



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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby x-raider on Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:09 am

Did you go anywhere interesting on your vacation?

Can you handle the truth?

What is your 2nd favourite musical instrument?
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby TheSaxlad on Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:03 am

x-raider wrote:Did you go anywhere interesting on your vacation?


Yes. I stayed at my house. It was interesting enough- especially christmas day when a certain member of my family comes round having upchucked a dodgy battered sausage the night before. Now that was interesting.

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Can you? Cause this is a crap question... ;)

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The Soprano Saxophone, behind the Alto Saxophone, in front of the Baritone Saxophone. :D
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Re: Ask TheSaxLad, 2dimes or BigBallinStalin a Question

Postby TheSaxlad on Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:08 am

nietzsche wrote:Kerkegaard or Goethe?


Nietzche.

Although try telling God is dead to the WBC.

That would be fun.
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