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Why are you a Feminist?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:06 pm

My name is Juan and I'm a Feminist because no one is free who can't control their own body.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby kentington on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:07 pm

I wish people would control their bodies too.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby john9blue on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:20 pm

i can't control my heartbeat! i'm a slave to my own body!
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:35 am

1. Create a word which encompasses x-amount of rights for all.
2. Call this word "feminist."
3. Add the right to pizza at low prices once a year for all.
4. Combine #1 with #3, and we get "femapizzist."


Why are you a Femapizzist?
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:03 am

Which wave? I imagine 3rd, but you can never be too careful.

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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:02 am

Why?
because I have morals.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby oVo on Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:10 am

I burned my bra.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:12 am

Were you wearing it?
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby xeno on Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:17 am

Bitches have a right to the kitchen and not much else in my eyes
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:06 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:Which wave? I imagine 3rd, but you can never be too careful.

BMO


It's interesting that the term "wave" is used. It's as if the first two waves either receded due to lack of interest or perhaps they had to be scaled back, as if those two were mistakes. But the sand is still wet.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby oVo on Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:09 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Were you wearing it?

Did you catch a hint of bacon?
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby Kaplowitz on Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:36 am

xeno wrote:Bitches have a right to the kitchen and not much else in my eyes


Well it's a good thing that you won't allow women to make it up to the bedroom. We wouldn't want you to procreate or anything, ya know?
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:56 am

Equalist, really. Equality and what not.

Except for Army of God. He only counts as 1/3 of a person.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:04 am

That is what society wants me to believe.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby PLAYER57832 on Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:19 pm

xeno wrote:Bitches have a right to the kitchen and not much else in my eyes

Well... many people do let their dogs in their living rooms, but I agree they have no place in any bedroom.

Still, you are a bit off topic. Feminism means women, not dogs.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:29 pm

I'm a feminist because women still get paid less than men for the same work.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby john9blue on Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:06 pm

i'm a quantum feminist. i may or may not be a feminist depending on the type of feminism being discussed and (more importantly) the gender of the person i'm discussing it with.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby Iliad on Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:33 pm

john9blue wrote:i'm a quantum feminist. i may or may not be a feminist depending on the type of feminism being discussed and (more importantly) the gender of the person i'm discussing it with.

Trust me john, you're not at all a feminist. Like, not in the slightest.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:39 pm

john9blue wrote:i'm a quantum feminist. i may or may not be a feminist depending on the type of feminism being discussed and (more importantly) the gender of the person i'm discussing it with.


hahaha, perfect.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby john9blue on Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:57 pm

Iliad wrote:
john9blue wrote:i'm a quantum feminist. i may or may not be a feminist depending on the type of feminism being discussed and (more importantly) the gender of the person i'm discussing it with.

Trust me john, you're not at all a feminist. Like, not in the slightest.


oh, i see. thanks dude, i can always count on you to know my views better than i know them myself. just like everyone else in the world with a childish "us vs. them" mentality.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:21 am

I missed Iliad. :(
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Feb 05, 2013 1:13 am

john9blue wrote:i'm a quantum feminist. i may or may not be a feminist depending on the type of feminism being discussed and (more importantly) the gender of the person i'm discussing it with.

Not to mention the paradoxical ramifications of equal rights between two groups having uniquely different physiologies.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby Iliad on Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:51 am

john9blue wrote:
Iliad wrote:
john9blue wrote:i'm a quantum feminist. i may or may not be a feminist depending on the type of feminism being discussed and (more importantly) the gender of the person i'm discussing it with.

Trust me john, you're not at all a feminist. Like, not in the slightest.


oh, i see. thanks dude, i can always count on you to know my views better than i know them myself. just like everyone else in the world with a childish "us vs. them" mentality.

If you call yourself a feminist, you're only fooling yourself. Considering youse stance on transexuwlity in that thread about the basketballer and your 1960s-esque views on how female soldiers will reduce the "effectiveness" of units and distract them, well I can hardly see how you can call yourself a feminist. Being a neutral and objective libertarian you probably discount the idea of the patriarchy. Even if you don't none of your posts have displayed any feminist leanings.


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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby john9blue on Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:06 am

Iliad wrote:If you call yourself a feminist, you're only fooling yourself. Considering youse stance on transexuwlity in that thread about the basketballer and your 1960s-esque views on how female soldiers will reduce the "effectiveness" of units and distract them, well I can hardly see how you can call yourself a feminist. Being a neutral and objective libertarian you probably discount the idea of the patriarchy. Even if you don't none of your posts have displayed any feminist leanings.


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you mean the thread where i claimed it would be unfair for a former male who still has a partially male physique to play in a women's basketball league?

i'd say the same thing about a FtM playing in a men's league (where they could have, for example, a flexibility advantage due to having a partially female physique)

how exactly does that violate gender equality?

also, i had no idea that our species had evolved so much since 1960! your ideas are revolutionary and i want to subscribe to your newsletter, because i am out of toilet paper.
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Re: Why are you a Feminist?

Postby Iliad on Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:50 am

john9blue wrote:
Iliad wrote:If you call yourself a feminist, you're only fooling yourself. Considering youse stance on transexuwlity in that thread about the basketballer and your 1960s-esque views on how female soldiers will reduce the "effectiveness" of units and distract them, well I can hardly see how you can call yourself a feminist. Being a neutral and objective libertarian you probably discount the idea of the patriarchy. Even if you don't none of your posts have displayed any feminist leanings.


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you mean the thread where i claimed it would be unfair for a former male who still has a partially male physique to play in a women's basketball league?

i'd say the same thing about a FtM playing in a men's league (where they could have, for example, a flexibility advantage due to having a partially female physique)

how exactly does that violate gender equality?

also, i had no idea that our species had evolved so much since 1960! your ideas are revolutionary and i want to subscribe to your newsletter, because i am out of toilet paper.

Do you ever tire of being smugly sarcastic?

And no, the fact that she had slightly more testorone according to you, even though the change had been ages ago, does not mean she should be excluded from games. Throughout the thread you displayed a childish approach to transexuality and equality for transexuals is fairly significant for feminism.

And our species haven't evolved in the slightest, but the social consensus has developed that yes women can work in the same workplace as men. A bandwagon you have decidedly not hopped onto in all your bravery. Not really sure how you can still try and call yourself a feminist despite all your childish views on these issues.
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