I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"
Funkyterrance wrote:Again, I don't like...humor, dark or otherwise.
Iliad wrote:The upside of calling everyone scum and making 1000 predictions is that statistically you should get a few right.