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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:18 pm

This thread is now Hedberg quotes.

"I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me."

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"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"

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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:23 pm

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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:24 pm

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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:29 pm

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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:32 pm

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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:34 pm

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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:35 pm

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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:49 pm

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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:01 pm

[in response to knocking on the wall from his neighbors because his music's too loud] "Go around! I can't open the wall! You may have a door knob on your side, but I don't."

I may muddle this one up, but I remember it thus:

"I got a new house with two bedrooms. Isn't that up to me to decide how many bedrooms there are? 'And this bedroom has a oven. This one has a hallway. I got a bedroom over in the neighbors house, too. Hey, neighbor, that's my bedroom, stay out.'"

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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby Lootifer on Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:21 pm

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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:13 am

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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby strike wolf on Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:32 am

Music (way too many taken in the last 40-50 years alone. Will try to keep this list brief):

Keith Moon
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Django Reinhardt (guitarist. Look him up if you don't recognize the name)
Will agree on Freddie Mercury

Acting:

Have to agree on Leslie Neilson.
Marlon Brando

Art:

Pablo Picasso.
Leonardo DaVinci

Literature:

Edgar Allen Poe
Mark Twain
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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:50 am

To this list I must add, very sadly, Kevin Ayers. I just heard he died, no details yet.

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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:32 am

I've spent a lot of time listening to Kevin since my last post, and thinking about the times I saw him live, the friends I listened to him with .
I actually cried.
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Re: Favorite Dead Artists

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:03 am

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