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Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby Pedronicus on Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:43 am

Scandal?
Illness?

Scandalous illness?

No, it's just that JJ Abrams has just offered him the role of The Emperor in the new Star Wars movie
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:51 am

Now we are that much closer to pope Benedict the 19th.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby MeDeFe on Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:07 am

Well, the last time a pope resigned was in 1294, so I suppose it was about time it happened again.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby AAFitz on Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:39 am

MeDeFe wrote:Well, the last time a pope resigned was in 1294, so I suppose it was about time it happened again.


I suspect a few other times, in that period, may have been appropriate as well.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby AAFitz on Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:40 am

Is that a guy with a sleestak avatar, commenting on the resignation of a Pope.

This place is stupid.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby Pedronicus on Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:52 am

Bookies have a black guy as favourite to be next pope!
Personally, I'd like to see a sleestack contender in the list of possible next pope candidates. f*ck me, if they actually got a cardinal to wear that green rubber suit, complete with big pointy hat and those fly red shoes, I'd convert to Catholicism ! 8-) :shock: O:)
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:29 am

I think some prophet said that Benedict XVI would be the second-to-last pope. So, apocalypse coming soon! Maybe zombies?
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:02 am

thegreekdog wrote:I think some prophet said that Benedict XVI would be the second-to-last pope. So, apocalypse coming soon! Maybe zombies?

Not the apocalypse, just the coming of the Space Pope.

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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby AAFitz on Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:08 am

Pedronicus wrote:Bookies have a black guy as favourite to be next pope!
Personally, I'd like to see a sleestack contender in the list of possible next pope candidates. f*ck me, if they actually got a cardinal to wear that green rubber suit, complete with big pointy hat and those fly red shoes, I'd convert to Catholicism ! 8-) :shock: O:)


I assume wed see a lot more crosses painted on buildings and bridges after that?
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby warmonger1981 on Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:19 am

Heard the same thing TGD. Also the dahli lahma is gonna be the last. Sorry if I miss speller the name. No offends to lazy for spellcheck.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:20 am

My favorite part of this whole thing is the report that there may be a black pope for the first time in 1500 years.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:09 am

The pope didn't leave, he just has other projects to worry about.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:29 am

I tzor running? I'd vote for that guy, he'd clean up that outfit. Wouldn't he?
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby CreepersWiener on Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:34 am

ALIENS!

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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:47 am

Here's my audition for the role of Pope Jonesey the First...
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby aage on Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:05 pm

He's kind of cheating out of it if you ask me. Why would he not want to die a pope? What kind of Catholic would possibly not want to die a pope? (inb4 a sensible one, ha ha, we all feel bad about your childhood abuse, get over it.)

I thought that it was part of the job description.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:21 pm

aage wrote:He's kind of cheating out of it if you ask me. Why would he not want to die a pope? What kind of Catholic would possibly not want to die a pope? (inb4 a sensible one, ha ha, we all feel bad about your childhood abuse, get over it.)

I thought that it was part of the job description.


Maybe some hot young shot is pushing him out?

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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby fadedpsychosis on Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:55 pm

AAFitz wrote:Is that a guy with a sleestak avatar, commenting on the resignation of a Pope.

This place is stupid.

would you prefer a guy with a skexis avatar commenting on the resignation of a Pope?
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby CreepersWiener on Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:32 pm

aage wrote:He's kind of cheating out of it if you ask me. Why would he not want to die a pope? What kind of Catholic would possibly not want to die a pope? (inb4 a sensible one, ha ha, we all feel bad about your childhood abuse, get over it.)

I thought that it was part of the job description.


If I was pope, and going to stay pope until I died; I would let priests get married. I would let all the Catholics use condoms. I would use Lasagna for the Eucharist instead of a wafer. I would have a kegger every second Saturday of the month at the Vatican.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby squishyg on Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:25 pm

No papa
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby koontz1973 on Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:31 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Maybe some hot young shot is pushing him out?

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Nope, he got himself a new job.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby AAFitz on Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:09 am

CreepersWiener wrote:
aage wrote:He's kind of cheating out of it if you ask me. Why would he not want to die a pope? What kind of Catholic would possibly not want to die a pope? (inb4 a sensible one, ha ha, we all feel bad about your childhood abuse, get over it.)

I thought that it was part of the job description.


If I was pope, and going to stay pope until I died; I would let priests get married. I would let all the Catholics use condoms. I would use Lasagna for the Eucharist instead of a wafer. I would have a kegger every second Saturday of the month at the Vatican.


Some problems would arise from this, but I truly think in the end, more would be would be avoided, net.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby AAFitz on Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:10 am

CreepersWiener wrote:ALIENS!

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Theres no evidence to suggest it wasnt aliens.
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:30 pm

I saw this and wanted to share...
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI resigns

Postby Pedronicus on Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:49 pm

If you want tocarve out a career in stand up, you'd best sort out your fuckingjokes mate..
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