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Postby saxitoxin on Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:06 pm

What's your opinion of babies?
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:27 pm

Support.

Only because they eventually stop soiling themselves. I'm some seriously opposed to that.
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Postby Evil Semp on Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:52 pm

I thought saxi was going to tell us he was pregnant.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:54 pm

There's plenty of time still if it will maintain his popularity. Have to wait to see how the poll turns out. He might have to go to one of those special private schools for just such an occasion.
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Re: Babies

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:53 pm

It's all about the publicity eh saxi?

I actually like babies a lot. I had little brothers growing up too and I rarely got annoyed with them.
I honestly find it a little strange when someone tells me they don't like babies. To me it seems only natural to like them.

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Re: Babies

Postby koontz1973 on Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:25 am

You got to love babies. They might eat, sleep and poop but my three have given me countless hours of amusement.

Just remember, a baby is not just for Christmas, they make great leftovers for a few days as well. Just make sure you cook them properly.
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Re: Babies

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:14 am

I find their views on Middle East relations very immature.

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Postby / on Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:43 am

Support their heads because they are too weak and lazy to do it themselves...
On the plus side, they are one of the few demographics that hasn't committed any (known) felonies yet.
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Re: Babies

Postby CreepersWiener on Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:53 am

Babies eyeballs never grow. That's why they look so huge, they stay the same size from baby to adult.
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Re: Babies

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:21 am

saxitoxin wrote:What's your opinion of babies?

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Re: Babies

Postby tzor on Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:24 am

With the two exceptions of the poop thing and their small size, I generally like babies.

(Note when you are around 6' tall, what's around your feet isn't always that important. But when a baby could crawl on it, then it better be spotless.)

I actually saw a baby "tune" once. You may not realize that it takes a lot of effort to learn how to be annoying. The baby was in a store and the mother was otherwise occupied.

"Wahhhhhh" Said the baby; no response.

The baby then went slightly higher in pitch. No response.

The baby did this two more times, until suddenly the mother turned around. The baby grinned from ear to ear.

I guarantee that was the pitch he/she used from then on!
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Re: Babies

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:43 am

This gif accurately summarizes my feelings:

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Postby 2dimes on Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:11 pm

No man. That's a toddler.
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Re: Babies

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:12 pm

Every time I see a baby, I am reminded of the cuntface adult they will grow to become.
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Re: Babies

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:05 pm

oddly enough, when I was first a Dad I couldn't help thinking that every adult I saw, no matter how much of a git, was once an adorable baby that everyone loved and thinking "what went wrong?".
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Re: Babies

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:52 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:This gif accurately summarizes my feelings:

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Well, at least you're consistent. This has something to do with your upbringing, your bleak outlook on the world, your're a sadist? What?? The clip is certainly open to interpretation. Do you feel the same way about other young mammals? If so, how many creatures did you torture or fantasize about torturing as a youth? Have you ever drowned a kitten? A puppy? If so, did you get a boner? These are all reasonable questions, considering your post and I'm just curious.
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Re: Babies

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:53 pm

The world needs billions more
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Re: Babies

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:07 pm

notyou2 wrote:The world needs billions more

Billions more, billions less, meh. Neither way isn't going to pull anyone out of their pit of despair.
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:24 pm

2dimes wrote:No man. That's a toddler.


Ok then, here's the best I can do:

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Funkyterrance wrote:Well, at least you're consistent. This has something to do with your upbringing, your bleak outlook on the world, your're a sadist? What?? The clip is certainly open to interpretation. Do you feel the same way about other young mammals? If so, how many creatures did you torture or fantasize about torturing as a youth? Have you ever drowned a kitten? A puppy? If so, did you get a boner? These are all reasonable questions, considering your post and I'm just curious.


You think I have a bleak outlook on the world?
Oh and tgd advises me not to answer any of those questions.
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Re: Babies

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:30 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
notyou2 wrote:The world needs billions more

Billions more, billions less, meh. Neither way isn't going to pull anyone out of their pit of despair.


Really, billions more and we would all die of starvation, unless the pollution and raping of the planet's resources gets us first.

MORE ABORTIONS!!!!
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Re: Babies

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:30 pm

What would you rather have for a pet?

(a) a Baby
(b) a Dancing Bear
(c) Army of God
(c) a Rubber Eraser in the Shape of a Circus Animal

You would have to absorb all expenses of taking care of whichever you choose.
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Re: Babies

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:32 pm

b. if they are cute and cuddly like the Grateful Dead dancing bears.
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:34 pm

In this scenario what's the regulations regarding part-time employment in a circus and/or a prostitution ring for any of the mentioned animals?

I think the dancing bear and AoG might end up actually making you money with proper management.
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Re: Babies

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:38 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:In this scenario what's the regulations regarding part-time employment in a circus and/or a prostitution ring for any of the mentioned animals?

I think the dancing bear and AoG might end up actually making you money with proper management.


I don't think there's that high of a demand for prostitute bears. Maybe in Bakersfield.
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Re: Babies

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:46 pm

saxitoxin wrote:What would you rather have for a pet?

(a) a Baby
(b) a Dancing Bear
(c) Army of God
(c) a Rubber Eraser in the Shape of a Circus Animal

You would have to absorb all expenses of taking care of whichever you choose.


Is seeking arbitrage opportunities allowed?
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