How to play
Each poster should start with a witty comeback to the insult above, then follow up with an insult to the next poster.
*comeback to last insult*
*insult* You fight like a dairy farmer.
*comeback* How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
*insult* Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
and so on
- forum rules apply, don't make it vulgar, personal, bigoted, etc.
- insults should be directed at a generic second or first person "you" "me" "my"
- "insults" can also be brags about oneself: "People fall at my feet when they see me coming." comeback: "Even BEFORE they smell your breath?"
- rhyming is optional
To start us off
Your eyes are crossed more often than a duelist's swords!