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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:23 pm

Gili, Mcshanester.

So I've still got my Scotland game going pretty strong. Still aching to take over England, but luckily my nephew in my Dyansty is the heir to the throne, since I had the prince of England in my court some years ago, so stinks for his dynasty coming to end. I'm curious to see how it all turns out. Also, I wanted to mention that the Kingdom of Sweden in my game has been eliminated from map essentially. The tiny republic of Gotland has taken over their kingdom, haha. And Iberia, and even portion of southern France, is all Islamic.

I also setup another game to play around in. This time, I'm the Emir of Tunis I think, a nice little sheikdom in North Africa. My goal is to reunite the North African counties and duchies into kingdom of Africa. Playing as an Islamic dynasty is interesting...the did a pretty good job mixing up the dynamic. I have so many wives, and so many children, but I have to manage "decadence" or take some penalties and risk assassination attempts. But with so many wives, I produce a lot of Princesses. Which means I have a large number of diplomatic relations which is nice, especially being so close to the Crusades area and the Papacy in the Med. I'm fostering relations nicely with Cairo, since they are big and strong. And a neighbor of mine in northern Algeria. I'm definitely more in the mix of action now, than being in the far north in Scotland.

**Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:25 pm

A much cooler video proves that roaches run head first into walls.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:24 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:A much cooler video proves that roaches run head first into walls.

I would too if I was indestructible. **Leaves behind a bowl of indestructible bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby mcshanester29 on Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:07 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Gili, Mcshanester.

So I've still got my Scotland game going pretty strong. Still aching to take over England, but luckily my nephew in my Dyansty is the heir to the throne, since I had the prince of England in my court some years ago, so stinks for his dynasty coming to end. I'm curious to see how it all turns out. Also, I wanted to mention that the Kingdom of Sweden in my game has been eliminated from map essentially. The tiny republic of Gotland has taken over their kingdom, haha. And Iberia, and even portion of southern France, is all Islamic.

I also setup another game to play around in. This time, I'm the Emir of Tunis I think, a nice little sheikdom in North Africa. My goal is to reunite the North African counties and duchies into kingdom of Africa. Playing as an Islamic dynasty is interesting...the did a pretty good job mixing up the dynamic. I have so many wives, and so many children, but I have to manage "decadence" or take some penalties and risk assassination attempts. But with so many wives, I produce a lot of Princesses. Which means I have a large number of diplomatic relations which is nice, especially being so close to the Crusades area and the Papacy in the Med. I'm fostering relations nicely with Cairo, since they are big and strong. And a neighbor of mine in northern Algeria. I'm definitely more in the mix of action now, than being in the far north in Scotland.

**Munches on a banana**

I am thinking about starting in Scotlan as well but will wait for a bit more. For the record never convert to Waldensian everything goes to crap until you die and one of your heirs can fix it :lol: :lol:


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:11 am

Yeah, converting to a heresy is difficult---especially if the main religion has a strong moral authority. However, if the moral authority has been weakened down to the 30's or below, a lot of heresies start to pop-up! I'd like to make a heretic ruler sometime.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:41 pm

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Now that's a car. All 1.5 L engine and all.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Fruitcake on Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:13 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Image

Now that's a car. All 1.5 L engine and all.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:17 am

BPotW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:04 am

In other news, I purchased some potatoes yesterday. I feel like making some scalloped potatoes this weekend. With a side of banana pudding.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:08 am

In other news, check out animal in this video. You'll probably end up liking it, I think. **Munches on a banana**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz3btMhdQ6Y&t=3m43s

(Or fast forward to 3m43s)



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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lil_SlimShady on Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:41 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:In other news, check out animal in this video. You'll probably end up liking it, I think. **Munches on a banana**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz3btMhdQ6Y&t=3m43s

(Or fast forward to 3m43s)



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I didn't really watch the video but it got me thinking nonetheless: how do porcupines and hedgehogs have sex? Must be a lot like getting an acupuncture around your genitals area. And more importantly, how do I embed a video into a post?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:00 pm

You should watch the video. You'll like the creature. **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lil_SlimShady on Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:04 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:You should watch the video. You'll like the creature. **Munches on a banana**


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Nah, not right now. I'm researching mammal's reproductive organs through animal pornography. I can safely say that my curiosity has been satisfied.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:21 pm

I don't think so. You haven't heard the sounds the animal makes. **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lil_SlimShady on Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:26 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I don't think so. You haven't heard the sounds the animal makes. **Munches on a banana**


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On a different topic, is this what your fridge looks like?

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lil_SlimShady on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:47 pm

And another question: how come it still says that I have 0 posts right under my avatar? O.o
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:54 pm

Lil_SlimShady wrote:And another question: how come it still says that I have 0 posts right under my avatar? O.o

Because you seem to be only posting in the Off Topics forum.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lil_SlimShady on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:57 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Lil_SlimShady wrote:And another question: how come it still says that I have 0 posts right under my avatar? O.o

Because you seem to be only posting in the Off Topics forum.

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Well, yeah. I don't have enough knowledge to participate in strategy discussions. Do off topic posts not count?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:48 pm

Hence my post count. Click on Search user’s posts on your profile to see your actual post count.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:11 am

Lil_SlimShady wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
Lil_SlimShady wrote:And another question: how come it still says that I have 0 posts right under my avatar? O.o

Because you seem to be only posting in the Off Topics forum.

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Well, yeah. I don't have enough knowledge to participate in strategy discussions. Do off topic posts not count?


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Raptor Jesus on Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:31 am

This is not a post.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:11 am

This is a post, however. **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:15 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lil_SlimShady on Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:19 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:07 am

I'm running low. **Munches on a banana**


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