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Re: No context quotes

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:49 pm

Lil_SlimShady wrote:Great. I will now forever be known as the "semen guy."
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:23 pm

Lil_SlimShady wrote:I will forever be the "semen guy."
betiko wrote:it really hurt. I learned a few years later that I was doing it wrong, i was inserting them in my anus

DoomYoshi wrote:ffs nietzche, sitting in the library at school and bam - vaginas all over the screen

betiko wrote:Saxi, you have rotten balls necrosing your sack.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:45 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Sucking massive cocks
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Re: No context quotes

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:34 pm

Lil_SlimShady wrote:"I be semen."
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Lil_SlimShady on Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:46 pm

I am semen. Happy?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:22 am

Semenly so.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby kentington on Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:29 am

Funkyterrance wrote:When I got Kent's picture I was actually quite taken aback by it's quality. I almost didn't have the heart to defile it .

I love you to bro.
Bruceswar » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:59 pm wrote:We all had tons of men..
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Re: No context quotes

Postby x-raider on Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:26 am

kentington wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:When I got Kent's picture I was actually quite taken aback by it's quality. I almost didn't have the heart to defile it .

I love you to bro.

Hehe. I give this +1
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Lil_SlimShady on Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:25 am

Army of GOD wrote:I prefer saxitoxin's poop on my chest
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:35 am

Army of GOD wrote:I prefer saxitoxin's poop
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Lil_SlimShady on Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:18 pm

Neoteny wrote: They'll use my DNA to create sex slaves. I want to watch videos of myself having sex with strangers.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:44 pm

Viceroy63 wrote:Image
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Re: No context quotes

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:53 pm

BBS wrote
become an overprotected lesbian
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby kentington on Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:06 pm

Metsfanmax wrote: I should be appropriately punished!


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Bruceswar » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:59 pm wrote:We all had tons of men..
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:03 am

Baron Von PWN wrote:which is why the sheep port is so kick ass.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:47 am

chang50 wrote:vroom vroom
betiko wrote:it really hurt. I learned a few years later that I was doing it wrong, i was inserting them in my anus

DoomYoshi wrote:ffs nietzche, sitting in the library at school and bam - vaginas all over the screen

betiko wrote:Saxi, you have rotten balls necrosing your sack.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:39 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:I like nietzsche
betiko wrote:it really hurt. I learned a few years later that I was doing it wrong, i was inserting them in my anus

DoomYoshi wrote:ffs nietzche, sitting in the library at school and bam - vaginas all over the screen

betiko wrote:Saxi, you have rotten balls necrosing your sack.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby ManBungalow on Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:07 am

Symmetry wrote:I am sorry.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby crispybits on Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:10 am

ManBungalow wrote:Celine Dion
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Re: No context quotes

Postby john9blue on Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:54 pm

ManBungalow wrote:
Symmetry wrote:I am sorry.


what the f*ck? do you have a link? there's no way this happened even out of context.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Serbia on Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:05 pm

crispybits wrote:"What would Jesus do?"


Bollocks.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Symmetry on Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:12 pm

Serbia wrote:
crispybits wrote:"What would Jesus do?"


Bollocks.


Jesus would "do" bollocks? Controversial.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Serbia on Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:25 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Serbia wrote:
crispybits wrote:"What would Jesus do?"


Bollocks.


Jesus would "do" bollocks? Controversial.


Apparently you haven't noticed, but it's seemingly "in" to write out a signature every time one makes a post. Because, you know, the automatic signature isn't good enough. So to be a good little hipster, I've adopted a second signature. Mine just happens to be "Bollocks".

Bollocks.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Symmetry on Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:28 pm

Serbia wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Serbia wrote:
crispybits wrote:"What would Jesus do?"


Bollocks.


Jesus would "do" bollocks? Controversial.


Apparently you haven't noticed, but it's seemingly "in" to write out a signature every time one makes a post. Because, you know, the automatic signature isn't good enough. So to be a good little hipster, I've adopted a second signature. Mine just happens to be "Bollocks".

Bollocks.


I ignored the context. I think you might be in the wrong thread.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Serbia on Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:34 pm

Symmetry wrote:I ignored the context.


Because you're a troll? Image

Bollocks.
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