To all the pathetic dice whiners

[Dukasaur]

I've gone second in about 22 of my last 25 1v1 games. Do you know what a disadvantage that is? None of your pathetic bad-dice streaks come even close to my level of bad luck. The universe hates me and the feeling is mutual.

[BigBallinStalin]

A scathing attack against all pathetic dice whiners!

[Dukasaur]

A scathing attack against all pathetic dice whiners!

Verily!

[Shape]

Good, maybe that leaves more good luck for the rest of us!

Or... Hm, you wanna 1v1, Dukasaur? I could use the points!

-Shape

[AslanTheKing]

even i assume, they have been all tournament games? this is really bad,
out of 24 games, to win at least 12 would be ( for me ) a nice score,

or if u win at least every 3 game-u should have won 8

but this example is bad bad luck ( if only the dice are the reason)

after i analyzed my games i realised that before the dice where to blame,
i did some where 1 strategic mistake ( dont play and drink dont play when youre tired- just for the sake of it )
that mistake is more important
the dice shit comes ( sad but true) after

also before bad dice comes the drop u have and what u make out of it

now back to the amount of tournament games u played 1vs1,
how many where they?

if over 20- ok life isnt fair
but if u choose yourself 1 vs1 games ( outside of tournaments)
cant be sorry

[premio53]

I went second in one on one games 15 times in a row once.

[rhp 1]

that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

[Funkyterrance]

i did some where 1 strategic mistake ( dont play and drink dont play when youre tired- just for the sake of it )

When I made it a point to not take turns in either of these two states my score jumped considerably. I've tried to convince some teammates to do the same but they won't have it. And try to convince a drunk person not to take their turn, you may as well give a baby a bottle and ask it politely not to suck(suck being the operative word).

[Dukasaur]

that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.

[greenoaks]

that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.

do prisons have broadband ?

[SaMejoHn]

that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.

well? what are you waiting for?

[AAFitz]

that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.

That's ridiculous!!!!

Quit your job, stay online 24/7 and watch your games.....

The wife issue will resolve itself, with no further action required on your end.

[rhp 1]

that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.

are you trolling or just stupid? I don't play casual fs numbnuts.... pay attention

[Dukasaur]

that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.

are you trolling or just stupid? I don't play casual fs numbnuts.... pay attention

Why is it everyone else can have a good-natured laugh with this thread, and you want to turn it into some kind of a pissing match? Are you humour-challenged?

[rhp 1]

that's why you should play freestyle.. completely eliminates all this crying... there is no "first turn" nonsense...

Yeah you only have to quit your job and kill your wife so you can stay online 24/7 and watch your games.

are you trolling or just stupid? I don't play casual fs numbnuts.... pay attention

Why is it everyone else can have a good-natured laugh with this thread, and you want to turn it into some kind of a pissing match? Are you humour-challenged?

Fair assessment by you...

[AslanTheKing]

i did some where 1 strategic mistake ( dont play and drink dont play when youre tired- just for the sake of it )

When I made it a point to not take turns in either of these two states my score jumped considerably. I've tried to convince some teammates to do the same but they won't have it. And try to convince a drunk person not to take their turn, you may as well give a baby a bottle and ask it politely not to suck(suck being the operative word).

the reason i wrote that was, i was out with the boys and had to take my turn,
esc game, i traded and could have killed my objective( assasin) with ease,
das schloss

i went for the helicopter, to kill his only left region, and i dont know how i managed to take the wrong helicopter to kill his homebase
i failed big time, big time, those 150 points i really miss them now