Experienced Programmer for Strategic Online Game

by **greenoaks** on Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:46 am

We are a small online gaming company looking for a full-time, highly-qualified programmer to develop and maintain a web-based strategy game that has been running for 6 years.

Extensive experience in building web-based application using PHP and GNU/Linux OS. High proficiency in English. And readiness to move to Bali is mandatory.

Here is the full ad

by **rdsrds2120** on Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:55 am

greenoaks wrote:We are a small online gaming company looking for a full-time, highly-qualified programmer to develop and maintain a web-based strategy game that has been running for 6 years.

Extensive experience in building web-based application using PHP and GNU/Linux OS. High proficiency in English. And readiness to move to Bali is mandatory.

Here is the full ad

If you're a great programmer and want to, we'd much, much rather promote within as to have ConquerClub common sense.

BMO

by **john9blue** on Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:02 am

so are we not allowed to identify this "strategic online game" that's been running for 6 years?

not like it says "bismia" on the bottom of this webpage or anything...

by **Agent 86** on Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:12 am

Any potential candidates yet? I'm tempted to hit the apply button but I'm way over qualified for this position and I don't have a time machine to travel to Bali :ugeek:

by **MoB Deadly** on Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:37 am

Ready to move to Bali, preferably Ubud. No remote-working option is available at this time.

by **Butters1919** on Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:44 am

Agent 86 wrote:Any potential candidates yet? I'm tempted to hit the apply button but I'm way over qualified for this position and I don't have a time machine to travel to Bali

Bali exists in the present, not just the past and/or future!

by **Dukasaur** on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:47 pm

Agent 86 wrote:Any potential candidates yet? I'm tempted to hit the apply button but I'm way over qualified for this position and I don't have a time machine to travel to Bali

I'm totally unqualified for this position (last time I did any programming it was in QBasic on my Apple IIc, and the Internet hadn't been invented yet) but the idea of living in a villa in Bali is so sexy I'm seriously considering faking a resume!

Anybody want to teach me modern computer programming on the fly?

by **TeeGee** on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:24 pm

Did anyone care to see the date on top of the job description?

We now have our programmer, unless antispectator is a figment of my imagination

Unless I have missed something and he isn't :shock:

by **rdsrds2120** on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:26 pm

TeeGee wrote:Did anyone care to see the date on top of the job description?

We now have our programmer, unless antispectator is a figment of my imagination

Unless I have missed something and he isn't

So is blakebowling

. Not that we are always looking for qualified people to join up!

BMO

by **Funkyterrance** on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:33 pm

They've got a swimming pool!

by **greenoaks** on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:42 pm

TeeGee wrote:Did anyone care to see the date on top of the job description?

We now have our programmer, unless antispectator is a figment of my imagination

Unless I have missed something and he isn't

i saw the date. i also bolded the bit of the ad i found interesting.

And readiness to move to Bali is mandatory.

i'm ready to move, might have to get some '...... For Dummies' books to read on the flight there.

by **Agent 86** on Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:43 am

Butters1919 wrote:
Agent 86 wrote:Any potential candidates yet? I'm tempted to hit the apply button but I'm way over qualified for this position and I don't have a time machine to travel to Bali

Bali exists in the present, not just the past and/or future!