Tennessee girl suspended from school 24 times for foul odor

[Serbia]

Pic of the sign?

Caution! Airborne ejaculate zone.

Sorry, this was 1994. The same year I used the internet for the first time!

It's POSSIBLE you're AoG's dad.

That doesn't mean it's LIKELY, just that it's biologically POSSIBLE.

If he's AoG's dad, then he must be ugly.

perchorin isn't ugly, ergo, he's not AoG's dad.

Bollocks.

[perchorin]

Pic of the sign?

Caution! Airborne ejaculate zone.

Sorry, this was 1994. The same year I used the internet for the first time!

It's POSSIBLE you're AoG's dad.

That doesn't mean it's LIKELY, just that it's biologically POSSIBLE.

It's far more likely the stinky chronic masturbator from my freshman dorm is AoG's dad. That stuff got everywhere.

[2dimes]

What did the sign say?

[Serbia]

What did the sign say?

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

[perchorin]

What did the sign say?

it was along the lines of "If you must masturbate, please do so only in your room. Also watch your step"

If he's AoG's dad, then he must be ugly.

perchorin isn't ugly, ergo, he's not AoG's dad.

Bollocks.

Aww shucks Serbs, you really know how to make a guy blush.

[Serbia]

What did the sign say?

it was along the lines of "If you must masturbate, please do so only in your room. Also watch your step"

If he's AoG's dad, then he must be ugly.

perchorin isn't ugly, ergo, he's not AoG's dad.

Bollocks.

Aww shucks Serbs, you really know how to make a guy blush.

I'm good at that.

How YOU doin'?

[2dimes]

What did the sign say?

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

[perchorin]

What did the sign say?

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

You mean like this one from Serbia's alma mater?

[Serbia]

What did the sign say?

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

You mean like this one from Serbia's alma mater?

"Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete."

Bollocks.

[perchorin]

What did the sign say?

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

You mean like this one from Serbia's alma mater?

"Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete."

Bollocks.

Try this one then:

[2dimes]

Yup. There was a better one claiming the semen collected by plumbers would be DNA identified.

[Serbia]

LET'S GO BLUE!

[perchorin]

LET'S GO BLUE!

[Funkyterrance]

Every morning he would take a LUXURIOUS bath using a variety of French-milled soaps and rare luffa sponges.

I know because I happened to live just a few miles away from him and one time, for a few months, he accidentally left the curtain to the bathroom window open and I accidentally tripped and fell 120 consecutive times into the eyepiece of a high-powered telescope I had next to my own window and happened to be aimed that direction and then, while trying to stand up, I accidentally grabbed a Canon video camera for support and my hand hit the record switch and then I accidentally uploaded the footage to AmateurSax.com.*


* a website for aspiring jazz musicians

^The sort of thing I missed during my haitus from OT.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Oh man I wish they had done this to a few people when I was in middle school/high school. There was one girl who must've had some serious infection going on in her vagina all the way through grades 7-12. It was rank, you could smell her from like, 15 feet away. Eighth grade was the worst because I was assigned to sit right next to her in science class.

-TG

[Army of GOD]

Serbia's mom is my dad you idiots

[jonesthecurl]

What did the sign say?

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

Bollocks.

Canadian song.

Has everyone seen the ones in the showers of some university.

You mean like this one from Serbia's alma mater?

I don't remember anyone asking me to "please masturbate". might have made some times in my life a lot easier.

[ManBungalow]

I never thought I'd make a google search of "durham university masturbation".

[Neoteny]

LET'S GO BLUE!

Autoerotic asphyxiation is tolerated at UM.

[Funkyterrance]

Why not just ask everyone to add a tube of this to their bottle of conditioner? Problem solved and everyone's happy.

[jonesthecurl]

Especially, don't do this in the shower where there are escaped crocodiles in the sewerage system. We don't want a whole generation of "Killer Croc" villains.

[PLAYER57832]

Just wash the poor kid. Obviously mom's not taking the hint.

The article said there was a medical reason. Without knowing the details, its hard to say, but I can think of several medical conditions that would make a child smell horribly, despite being clean.

At any rate, I am not sure school would be a friendly place for her, so maybe an alternative plan is warranted.

EDIT-- I misread the article. apparently it is NOT a medical problem.

[2dimes]

The article said there was a medical reason. Without knowing the details, its hard to say, but I can think of several medical conditions that would make a child smell horribly, despite being clean.

O'rilly?

"She's been to the doctor and it's not a medical problem. They send her home at least once a month. You go to school to learn, not to be sent home," Hensley told the station.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/03/te ... z2Pcfj6gRH

You should get on the phone to that Doctor STAT!!

[Dukasaur]

I don't know if it's just lack of sleep, but I'm finding this the funniest thread in history.

From exquisite hygiene to pipes that are incapable of supporting semen, it's just a roar!

[PLAYER57832]

The article said there was a medical reason. Without knowing the details, its hard to say, but I can think of several medical conditions that would make a child smell horribly, despite being clean.

O'rilly?

Yes, really Kidney issues, gastrointestinal issues, etc, etc......
and not all are easily fixed.