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CC Dispatch [Issue 92: 1-4-2013] Ribbit

Postby thehippo8 on Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:49 pm

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Welcome Comrades to the 92nd edition of the Dispatch :)

As the swirls of dust from the Pantheonic plethora swirl over my crawling skin I gaze blindly into the night. Is it there or not. Can it actually be a form appearing before my very eyes. The darkness is so dense that I am sure that my eyes are tricking me. If only I had listened to the multitude. If only I knew what I was looking at ... or it that I don't see because I know not what I want to see? If only there was a sign. A sign? A sign! That's it ... it's a sign! Too hard to make out the features in the gloom. Where's a carrot when you need one? Ah ... it's clearer now that I am closer to it. [Munches Easter carrot with uncharacteristic fervor.] What's this?

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Well, it's whatever you want it to be! Read the Foundry for more details. But I positively tingle at the possibilities! Congrats CC, and koontz1973 and Seamus76 in particular, you've done us proud again. Something exciting indeed!

Despite being busted as a multi, DoomYoshi brings us updates on his rewards and challenges and has just managed to pay penance accordingly - he even gets a promotion to Suggs manager to boot! safariguy5 brings us an update in the world of Mafia Wars and the long-anticipated interview of denthefrog - ooh-la-la! Leehar's team updates us on the world of clans - thanks Ickyketseddie and qwert and check out Swifte's new Movers and Shakers column. Dukasaur's team, running low on writers, brings us what could be one of the last instalments in the Tourney world - read the shock explanation but enjoy DaveH and anamainiacks's articles all the same! Finally, there is the usual mindblowing entertainment from koontz1973's team in the Foundry - with the man himself bringing a ton of updates and another competition supported by generalhead and Seamus76. If there nothing there for you then we are indeed sorry, not for us but for you! In the words of Khalil Gibran:

I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers.


Enjoy the fruit of our labouring fingers!

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Welcome back Freestylers. We have another edition of the Scum Insider, DoomYoshi fills us in on his eponymous awards and monthly challenges, and denthefrog talks about SoC, KORT girls, and being French.
You Stay Classy, CC.

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Yoshi Awards Update by DoomYoshi
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Monthly Challenge Update by Doomyoshi
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The Scum Insider by safariguy5
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Ahoy Mateys, we've got a veritable cornucopia of articles today, from the wheeling & dealing in recruitment, updates on the All-Comers Cup & Clan League Competitions, as well as a survey on one of the great questions for Clans today, esprit de corps!

Leehar
Clan Executive

Clan Movers and Shakers - March 2013 by Swifte
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ACC2 Update by Ickyketseddie
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CL5 Results and Table by qwert
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Hello again my friends. Usually I say "and welcome to your favorite part of the Newsletter, War Games, where you can find information about CC Tournaments!" Unfortunately, I'm afraid I can't quite bring myself to present such a cheery front. It's my sad duty to report to you that the Tournament world on CC might soon be a thing of the past.

Just in the last few days, the new owners of CC have decided that the Tournaments database is absorbing too many server resources, and with no revenues to counterbalance the costs, is pure deadweight loss to CC. Furthermore, the running of free tournaments is a distraction from the serious business of promoting the Conquer Cup. Therefore, over the next few months the Tournaments Department will be dismantled, and only pay-to-play tournaments like the Conquer Cup will be permitted.

To all the people whom I have had the pleasure of playing with in CC Tournaments over the last two years I bid adieu. Thanks for the memories! Oh, and by the way,
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Dukasaur
Tournament Executive

Tournament Tips by DaveH
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TPA3 Wrap by DaveH
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Join This? Or Not! by anamainiacks
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Welcome to what is surely a bumper edition from the foundry. The last two issues have brought you only me. Well after a call out, I would like to introduce the dispatches two newest reporters. KingRat and CNGT. Both are very eager and I look forward to reading what they can come up with over the coming months. As normal, we bring you a run down of what maps are where in the foundry, lots of news this issue and a poem from generalhead. We say goodbye to the competitions but do not dispare. Please read on past our brand new header. The Great Community Map Project is finally on us.

koontz1973 -- Foundry Executive

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Maps in Development. koontz1973
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Thank you Friends of the Map Foundry by generalhead
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Foundry Dispatch Competition
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In the beginning their was only classic.
..........A player stood up and shouted. ..............I want more.
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The Great community map project. The Idea By Seamus76
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The Great community map project. The Start
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 92: 1-4-2013] Ribbit

Postby SimplyObsessed on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:24 pm

Before I spend time reading that, is it an april fools? Yawn.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 92: 1-4-2013] Ribbit

Postby thehippo8 on Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:22 pm

SimplyObsessed wrote:Before I spend time reading that, is it an april fools? Yawn.

Nope ... but good question!!
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 92: 1-4-2013] Ribbit

Postby koontz1973 on Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:09 am

Anyone wondering if the foundry section has an April Fools in it?

Answer is no.
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 92: 1-4-2013] Ribbit

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:29 am

koontz1973 wrote:Anyone wondering if the foundry section has an April Fools in it?

Answer is no.

I believe nobody currently on staff is named April.

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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 92: 1-4-2013] Ribbit

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Dukasaur wrote:
koontz1973 wrote:Anyone wondering if the foundry section has an April Fools in it?

Answer is no.

I believe nobody currently on staff is named April.

:P

Ha Ha, hilarious. My sides are splitting.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

But if you are called April, join us. ;)
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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 92: 1-4-2013] Ribbit

Postby thehippo8 on Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:08 pm

koontz1973 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
koontz1973 wrote:Anyone wondering if the foundry section has an April Fools in it?

Answer is no.

I believe nobody currently on staff is named April.

:P

Ha Ha, hilarious. My sides are splitting.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

But if you are called April, join us. ;)

I was April in a past life :roll:
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