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CC President

Postby jsnyder748 on Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:40 am

We need a new one. Who will be the next President of CC? You now have 5 options. GO!

CURRENT:

PRESIDENT NoSurvivors

VICE PRESIDENT gilligan

SECRETARY AndyDufresne

TREASURER Bruceswar

FOREIGN AMBASSADOR Pirlo

Leave your speeches in the forum and then tell us what you will be doing with your new found power. What they say is the law.
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Re: CC President

Postby #1_stunna on Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:38 pm

Who was the first one?
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Re: CC President

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:48 pm

Snorri, I think. Or SultanofSurreal.
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Re: CC President

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:51 pm

I voted Gilligan. Because he seems like the least politician-like of all those listed.


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Re: CC President

Postby jsnyder748 on Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:19 pm

#1_stunna wrote:Who was the first one?

Me of course.
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Re: CC President

Postby jsnyder748 on Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:20 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Snorri, I think. Or SultanofSurreal.

BBS you will be involved next week.
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Re: CC President

Postby AslanTheKing on Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:03 pm

i vote gilligan
cause he is famous
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Re: CC President

Postby Serbia on Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:57 pm

Gilligan is my bro. Gotta vote for my bro.

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Re: CC President

Postby Gilligan on Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:40 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I voted Gilligan. Because he seems like the least politician-like of all those listed.


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Yepper, I hate politics. :mrgreen:
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Re: CC President

Postby Bruceswar on Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:46 pm

sweet maybe I will win something :D
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Re: CC President

Postby owenshooter on Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:06 pm

in before the move... the black jesus has spoken...-the black jesus
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Re: CC President

Postby jsnyder748 on Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:59 pm

thre will be no move.

we are electing a president here. 1 more day of voting then we will have a new President. He will be able to do whatever he wants. thank you
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Re: CC President

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:13 pm

Where's the option to keep Snorri in office?

I think he's done a great job maintaining CC.
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Re: CC President

Postby Lindax on Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:32 pm

jsnyder748 wrote:thre will be no move.

we are electing a president here. 1 more day of voting then we will have a new President. He will be able to do whatever he wants. thank you


Shit, can't you wait until I get at least 1 vote? O:)

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Re: CC President

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:36 pm

Lindax wrote:
jsnyder748 wrote:thre will be no move.

we are electing a president here. 1 more day of voting then we will have a new President. He will be able to do whatever he wants. thank you


Shit, can't you wait until I get at least 1 vote? O:)

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There ya go.
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Re: CC President

Postby Lindax on Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:13 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Lindax wrote:
jsnyder748 wrote:thre will be no move.

we are electing a president here. 1 more day of voting then we will have a new President. He will be able to do whatever he wants. thank you


Shit, can't you wait until I get at least 1 vote? O:)

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There ya go.


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Re: CC President

Postby Denise on Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:52 pm

Gilligan wrote:Yepper, I hate politics. :mrgreen:


I voted for Gilligan. How could I not after his brilliant speech!

From eHow:
How to Speak Like a Politician

1. Speak with sincerity.
Done! I believe that Gilligan really does hate politics.

2. Show passion when you speak.
Done! Note use of the word "hate".

3. Identify with the people you are speaking to.
Done! I also hate politics.

4. Display confidence and assume an authoritative stance in your views.
Done! When I read Gilligan's speech I picture this:
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5. Utilize public speaking techniques. Know who you are talking to and use vocabulary suited to such an audience.
Done! I understand what's been said.
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Re: CC President

Postby Agent 86 on Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:55 pm

owenshooter wrote:in before the move... the black jesus has spoken...-the black jesus


You moving again, I was just going to vote for you :roll: Why can't I vote for a colorful president?
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Re: CC President

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:59 pm

Democracy is so lame. Instead of voting, why not hold a tournament for the GD presidency?
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Re: CC President

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:59 pm

jsnyder748 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Snorri, I think. Or SultanofSurreal.

BBS you will be involved next week.


That sounds good or bad.
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Re: CC President

Postby jsnyder748 on Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:46 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
jsnyder748 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Snorri, I think. Or SultanofSurreal.

BBS you will be involved next week.


That sounds good or bad.

get your stories straight! you will be running for election next week.
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Re: CC President

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:59 pm

jsnyder748 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
jsnyder748 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Snorri, I think. Or SultanofSurreal.

BBS you will be involved next week.


That sounds good or bad.

get your stories straight! you will be running for election next week.


Elections are too slow. We should all be extremely alarmed and emotional!

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Re: CC President

Postby Gilligan on Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:11 pm

Denise wrote:
Gilligan wrote:Yepper, I hate politics. :mrgreen:


I voted for Gilligan. How could I not after his brilliant speech!

From eHow:
How to Speak Like a Politician

1. Speak with sincerity.
Done! I believe that Gilligan really does hate politics.

2. Show passion when you speak.
Done! Note use of the word "hate".

3. Identify with the people you are speaking to.
Done! I also hate politics.

4. Display confidence and assume an authoritative stance in your views.
Done! When I read Gilligan's speech I picture this:
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5. Utilize public speaking techniques. Know who you are talking to and use vocabulary suited to such an audience.
Done! I understand what's been said.


If there were a "Vote for Denise" option I'd use it.
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Re: CC President

Postby jsnyder748 on Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:52 pm

Denise can be president next week.
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Re: CC President

Postby Gilligan on Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:23 pm

jsnyder748 wrote:Denise can be president next week.


What?! My presidency lasts only a week?! Outrage!
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