Rumored:
-Number of car doors slamming at designated times as heard from the tops of buildings in several hundred undisclosed cities.
-Cat's mewing at any given moment at the humane society in Arbor Vitae, Winconsin.
-Lackattack's irritable bowl rumblings/vibrations as translated through "device" permanently strapped to his midriff.
Dice rolls would of course be uploaded by digital means and derived by lowest common denominators and rounded up or something like that.
Any new theories?
