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Words of Wisdom from MrConfigT

Postby MrConfigT on Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:37 pm

Welcome friends

This is the first installment of MrConfigT's words of wisdom. Here's number one:

1) Do not baste anything in the oven while naked. Hot stuff like that does not feel pleasurable.

2) Do not allow your nuts to be unprotected, else they get slaped on open nuts night.

More to come.
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Postby qeee1 on Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:46 pm

*eagerly awaits further wisdom from on high*
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby KoolBak on Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:12 pm

Coming from a Masterbaster like you, them is gud advices.....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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Postby wicked on Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:52 am

yeah suuuuuure you were basting ribs.... likely story. :wink:
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Postby MrConfigT on Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:29 pm

Bump, that was painful last night
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Postby MrConfigT on Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:32 pm

3) celebrate after passing a hard class.

4) Dr. Tranjan's D = A in any other class

5) 8 beers before 5 o'clock before you work on an english project is perfectably acceptable.

(Pardon the spelling and gramatical errors, i'm drunk)
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Postby PaperPlunger on Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:47 pm

MrConfigT wrote: i'm drunk)


didn't we have a thread for drunken MrConfigT?
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Postby MrConfigT on Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:26 pm

I belive we did... hmm .

perhaps i should have bumped that..
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Postby MrConfigT on Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:28 pm

6) When cleaning the tub with Comet, make sure you cover up all *sensitive* skin areas.... That stuff burns.
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Postby Phx99 on Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:26 pm

Do you ever wear clothes??? You burn yourself with the oven, and comet.

Hmmm....

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Postby Utafar on Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:28 pm

I think he strips in his house when he's drunk
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Postby Phx99 on Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:37 pm

hell, I do that sober....much to Joe's delight and embarassment....

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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:05 am

Phx99 wrote:hell, I do that sober....much to Joe's delight and embarassment....

:wink:

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Come live at my house...
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
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Postby Utafar on Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:37 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
Phx99 wrote:hell, I do that sober....much to Joe's delight and embarassment....

:wink:

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Come live at my house...


I second that
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:57 am

Utafar wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Phx99 wrote:hell, I do that sober....much to Joe's delight and embarassment....

:wink:

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Come live at my house...


I second that


Why would you care if she was living at my house? are you watching me?
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Postby MrConfigT on Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:34 am

Geez

Sensitive areas = Eyes/Nose/Face.....

Though i could only imagine the burning sensation elsewhere.... probably much like ICY HOT .. or bengay

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Postby Utafar on Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:27 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
Utafar wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Phx99 wrote:hell, I do that sober....much to Joe's delight and embarassment....

:wink:

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Come live at my house...


I second that


Why would you care if she was living at my house? are you watching me?



I second that as in come live at MY house
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:28 pm

Utafar wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Utafar wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Phx99 wrote:hell, I do that sober....much to Joe's delight and embarassment....

:wink:

Phx99
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Come live at my house...


I second that


Why would you care if she was living at my house? are you watching me?



I second that as in come live at MY house


no dude you seconded her coming and living with me.. get over it. shes living with me.. with joetalks permission of course?
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Re: Words of Wisdom from MrConfigT

Postby NomadPatriot on Tue Sep 17, 2019 1:55 pm

awesome stuff from 2006!
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