Twinkie supply dwindling in OPEC nations

[qeee1]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Twinkie_supply_dwindling_in_OPEC_nations

[strike wolf]

It's a shame the only food that can survive nuclear fall out and we're running out of it.

[Machiavelli]

That's funny

[vtmarik]

Well no wonder they're at each other's throats. Get those motherfuckers some Twinkies!!!

It'll be like the Berlin Airlift, only more stoner-ish.

[WILLIAMS5232]

could this have maybe induced the recent hostess strike leading to the end of twinkies?

[Army of GOD]

could this have maybe induced the recent hostess strike leading to the end of twinkies?

I think it has to do with the fact that twinkies fucking suck when you put them in a car's gas tank.

[ManBungalow]

I have never tried a Twinkie.

[Dukasaur]

I have never tried a Twinkie.

You're not missing much. It was a flavourless stool of artificial sponge cake, filled with an excessively sweet but otherwise flavourless cream. The kind of thing that makes young children go nuts but nobody over the age of seven would think twice about, unless they already had the misfortune of being imprinted before the age of severn.

[Army of GOD]

Also, if you don't eat them while they're fresh, they taste pretty bad. Like eating a real sponge.

[WILLIAMS5232]

snowballs and the chocolate cupcakes where way better. twinkies were just easy to pack in a lucnbox. plus it's an easy word to say. just kind of falls out of your mouth... so it's like free advertisement.

i've probably only eaten 10-15 in my life. i've never purchased one with my own money though.

I have never tried a Twinkie.

You're not missing much. It was a flavourless stool of artificial sponge cake, filled with an excessively sweet but otherwise flavourless cream. The kind of thing that makes young children go nuts but nobody over the age of seven would think twice about, unless they already had the misfortune of being imprinted before the age of severn.

this is accurate