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Postby amandahugandkiss on Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:23 pm

oh boy,

um no gratuitous posts should not be allowed (i don't think)
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:26 pm

why not?
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Postby Mykel on Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:32 pm

well we are well on the way, what a good start.
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Postby amandahugandkiss on Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:22 pm

i don't think we should have gratuitous posts because max will come in and just leave posts taht are meaningless
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Postby rocksolid on Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:42 pm

Yeah, though to be honest, I'm not sure most of the posts on this thread have set the threshold of meaningfulness very high. I mean, I do like knowing when people sneeze, so that's fine, but the "bless you" may be just beyond the pale.

Plus, if Max wants to give the cause some love, we shouldn't discriminate - all hands should be welcome in this glorious endeavour, right?
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Postby Fieryo on Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:06 pm

(cough)
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Postby areyouincahoots on Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:56 am

Fieryo wrote:(sneeze)

Fieryo wrote:(cough)

hmm... Fieryo, dear...do you think you might be coming down with something?
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OK

Postby amandahugandkiss on Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:25 am

okay, i guess max is aloud in, but lets let him stumble upon this thread, try not to advertise it
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Postby rocksolid on Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:30 am

Fieryo, we all know that after the rule that you should never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line, the next most important rule is to never start a land war in Asia (anyone? anyone?). Why not? Seems like your bird flu is explanation enough...

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Postby areyouincahoots on Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:11 pm

3 pages...not bad, not bad...it's getting there. go team, go!
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Postby Blitzkreig on Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:32 pm

Können Sie dieser Posten wird das längste und der längste Lebenposten zu je Anmut die Hallen von erobert Klub, kann Tod zu allem kommt das der entgegensetzt seinen awesomeness, und kann es mit etherial Licht werde graced.
The art of concentrating strength at one point, forcing a breakthrough, rolling up and securing the flanks on either side, and then penetrating like lightning deep into his rear, before the enemy has time to react.
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Postby PaperPlunger on Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:34 pm

poop
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Postby areyouincahoots on Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:04 pm

nice...lol
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Postby amandahugandkiss on Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:51 pm

Ummm...

I don't mind if you post in norweigen(?) but do you think you could supply a translation (or give me the URL that translates norweigan)?

-thanks
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Postby kingwaffles on Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:33 pm

rocksolid wrote:Fieryo, we all know that after the rule that you should never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line, the next most important rule is to never start a land war in Asia (anyone? anyone?).


Inconceivable!!!
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Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:52 pm

Perhaps for this thread to continue, and maybe progress at a quicker race we need some more substance. Proposition: A quick continuing story where you must base whatever you are adding to it from the previous responder. Be as whacky and crazy or as calm and serious as you wish. I'll start it off with a CC theme. (Yes, little inspiration did come from Family Guy, but that doesn't mean it has to go that route, it's just a good base point. ;))[Feel free to not to contribute and keep adding whatever you wish to the thread, but for those who do continue the "story" make it clear that whatever you are contributing is by using [large bold brackets].]

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[They had just finished making love and the man knew that something had went horribly wrong. No, not that. Something on a small scale--a very small scale. He looked at her and saw a faint twinkling glimmer in her eye. He could not quite fathom what he had unleashed (no pun intended) on the world. But one thing was certain, and that was world domination would ensue shortly after 9 months...]
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Postby rocksolid on Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:05 pm

Hey Andy, I think I saw this already in a Family Guy episode - where he springs out of the womb complete with a map of Europe and bombing targets marked? Coincidentally, the same thing almost happens when he runs into his potential half-brother inside Peter's vas deferens, voiced by the incomparable Wallace Shawn...who immortalized the character of Fezzik and his word so lovingly volleyed by Waffles (thanks, man) - Inconceivable!!! It all comes full circle.

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Postby rocksolid on Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:07 pm

P.S. Sorry for not furthering your story just now.
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Postby KoolBak on Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:14 pm

aaaahhh......I just put a new motor in my truck.....

My 2 cents...broke again.
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AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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Postby CockAsian on Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:02 am

Wamma Jamma!!!

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Postby areyouincahoots on Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:50 pm

[ (Nine months later...) "You may now kiss the bride," said the minister.
"My world, as I know it, is now over," thought the man.
"Now, I shall rule over him night and day," thought the woman as she smiled and a lone tear slid down her rosy cheek.
Later that evening she looked at him and asked, "Have I ever told you the exact moment that I knew I loved you?"]
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:59 pm

kingwaffles wrote:
rocksolid wrote:Fieryo, we all know that after the rule that you should never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line, the next most important rule is to never start a land war in Asia (anyone? anyone?).


Inconceivable!!!


I don't think that word means what you think it means.
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Postby Scarus on Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:32 pm

Hey Blitz,

The art of concentrating strength at one point, forcing a breakthrough, rolling up and securing the flanks on either side, and then penetrating like lightning deep into his rear, before the enemy has time to react.

- Field Marshall Erwin Rommel


Just How Gay was your boy Rommel?....lol

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Postby thegrimsleeper on Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:57 pm

ROFL

deep into his rear

LMFAO
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Postby rocksolid on Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:53 pm

thegrimsleeper wrote:
I don't think that word means what you think it means.


Yes it does, I really mean it!

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