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New Clan: "Salami Fighting Association''

Postby V.I. on Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:29 pm

Name: Salami Fighting Association

Description: To promote the ancient art of salami fighting. All members will receive training in some form of meat-based weaponry. Sissies need not apply.

See the Salami Fighting Association official training video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzFa5jrw9UY

"Because food does not only give life, it can also kill..."

Leader: V.I.

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turtleman
The Weird One
lofty
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bacon?

Postby turtleman on Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:18 pm

where do i get my bacon belt?
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Postby V.I. on Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:58 pm

Poison Sausage Stick...

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Just one weapon of war...
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Postby V.I. on Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:39 pm

Master the art of disguise, in the Salami Fighting Association.

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New Clan: "Salami Fighting Association''

Postby V.I. on Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:43 pm

Newest, most dangerous clan. Now open to the public.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35313

Big fucking losers need not apply. Talking to you Billy07.
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Postby The Weird One on Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:59 pm

IN
Skoffin wrote: As the only female playing I'm a little surprised I'm not drunk already.

jefjef wrote:Please only quote sources from the uncensored, honest and credible N Korean, Iranian and Chinese news organizations.
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Postby Som General on Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:03 am

does that mean there autamaticly in
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Salami Fighting Association -- Why not?
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Postby hulmey on Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:59 am

That video is gayyyyyyyyy
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Postby jcalebmoore on Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:18 am

Couldn't someone have saved some of the meat being made into accessories, and fed it to the skinny albino creature in your training video?
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Postby Tieryn on Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:26 am

hulmey wrote:That video is gayyyyyyyyy


Yes, but weren't you just aroused by that casual display of meat?
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Postby lofty on Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:55 am

IN, nothing like giving birth to a nice brown salami, and then using it to hurt someone! :twisted:
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Postby The Weird One on Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:47 pm

Tieryn wrote:
hulmey wrote:That video is gayyyyyyyyy


Yes, but weren't you just aroused by that casual display of meat?
:lol: :lol:
Skoffin wrote: As the only female playing I'm a little surprised I'm not drunk already.

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Postby V.I. on Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:12 pm

One of our most hated enemy...

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Filthy vegetables. They must be stopped, at all costs...
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Postby V.I. on Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:40 pm

Only if they spell "automatically" in the popular fashion of our times.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:44 pm

V.I. wrote:Only if they spell "automatically" in the popular fashion of our times.



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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