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by Fruitcake
Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:36 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: HOUSE SWAP
Replies: 42
Views: 3708

Re: HOUSE SWAP

I would also not house swap with AoG.

I would house swap with Betiko. I bet he has all manner of fine wines and fromages, well tailored clothes, and possibly a live DJ who spins in his parlor from 5-8 every day.

Also, I think Player sounds like she keeps a tidy and clean house, and probably has ...
by Fruitcake
Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:28 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: A rather disgraceful thing...
Replies: 51
Views: 15842

Re: A rather disgraceful thing...

Lmao! That's a lame excuse. If that's what you really believe then fine, but that's not what alstergren's doing.

There is always a mentor on both teams in SoC, and there wouldn't be any non-SoC players in the game unless it was a SoC team vs public, which this is not.

Not to mention the KotM ...
by Fruitcake
Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:19 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Dear Lord, What Happened?!?!
Replies: 62
Views: 22918

Re: Dear Lord, What Happened?!?!

I've been around CC for years, since the long-forgotten times of wicked and AK_iceman and Fireside Poet (remember them?). I don't play anymore, I've lost interest, but I log in occasionally to see whats new. I have no idea what that stats say, but CC certainly feels like it's peaked. I personally ...
by Fruitcake
Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:51 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: What'd You Get for Xmas?
Replies: 20
Views: 3471

Re: What'd You Get for Xmas?

I got 2 very nice presents, both much appreciated, from my Daughter.

The first was a tea mug with the words "I wish I had a lower I.Q., so that I could enjoy your company." This now sits proudly on my desk. I should say, this is something of a tradition with us. Each year she buys me a different ...
by Fruitcake
Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:36 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: How do you English?
Replies: 88
Views: 9063

Re: How do you English?

saxitoxin wrote:
Fruitcake wrote: New York
Boston
Providence
Do you know how to use one of these?

Image
I recognise this image from somewhere but have no idea I'm sorry to say Saxi. perhaps you could enlighten me?
by Fruitcake
Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:28 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: How do you English?
Replies: 88
Views: 9063

Re: How do you English?

Thought I would give it a go.

Apparently the 3 most similar cities are:
New York
Boston
Providence

The 3 least similar cities are:
Akron
Des Moines
Springfield
by Fruitcake
Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:15 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: General Congratulations
Replies: 5202
Views: 2261182

Re: General Congratulations

JoshyBoy wrote:Congrats to me for getting my sword back. Should be gone by the time I log back on tonight! :D
Congrats to Joshy for being correct
by Fruitcake
Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:14 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: CC Rumor Mill
Replies: 1087
Views: 477680

Re: CC Rumor Mill

Rumour has it that the Black Jesus is about to get busy with PMs
by Fruitcake
Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:37 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: I kissed a guy
Replies: 79
Views: 11377

Re: I kissed a guy

what do you guys call kissing? cause we french kiss on both cheeks to say hi women (unless they are snob), family and close male friends.

If I kissed my close male friends on the cheek I would have no close male friends... that's gay!!!!! :D

Seriously, you can't do that shit in the UK :)

UK ...
by Fruitcake
Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:38 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: We now have burger king!!
Replies: 140
Views: 29465

Re: We now have burger king!!

I am often in and out of various French Airports, Cities etc. I do, from time to time, use 'Quick'.

I have to say I love the French style of service. You wait for ages in a queue while one server (the rest are holding a meeting on whether to go on strike or not) slowly serves the food. The attitude ...
by Fruitcake
Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:10 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: The BEST CC PLAYERS UNDER 30...
Replies: 113
Views: 14478

Re: CC's 10 BEST PLAYERS IN THEIR 20's

2700 seems to be just dodging the list gotta get those last 33 to finally make a list made by Robinette , one that I have seen around for a long time in conquerclub here, but never exactly talked or had a conversation with, or made it to one of her list.

I am in my twenties, frankiebee can ensure ...
by Fruitcake
Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:27 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Peter O'Toole passes
Replies: 9
Views: 705

Re: Peter O'Toole passes

who?

A legend and a giant of film and theatre.

The stories of his younger acting days will go down in history, including having to be strapped to the saddle of a horse while filming Lawrence of Arabia because he was still so drunk from a long drinking session with Omar Sharif the night before ...
by Fruitcake
Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:59 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: The BEST CC PLAYERS UNDER 30...
Replies: 113
Views: 14478

Re: CC's 10 BEST PLAYERS IN THEIR 20's

I have often asked Robin to join me but as I am now in my late fifties and was in my early fifties when I originally asked her I imagine the answer would be the same as always.

What can i say... i mostly only played around with other 20 somethings, as it's always been the singles scene for me ...
by Fruitcake
Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:19 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: The BEST CC PLAYERS UNDER 30...
Replies: 113
Views: 14478

Re: CC's 10 BEST PLAYERS IN THEIR 20's

I have often asked Robin to join me but as I am now in my late fifties and was in my early fifties when I originally asked her I imagine the answer would be the same as always.

What can i say... i mostly only played around with other 20 somethings, as it's always been the singles scene for me ...
by Fruitcake
Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:18 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: cook rank
Replies: 26
Views: 4272

Re: cook rank

Gabriel13 wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:How is not CC related when it's about the OP becoming the rank of Cook?
It's not about that at all. It's now about food and alcoholic drinks.
Such is the dynamic way of threads. They can meander through multitudinous subjects, attracting some at times, attracting others at other times.
by Fruitcake
Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:14 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: cook rank
Replies: 26
Views: 4272

Re: cook rank



So, when i order a Gin & Tonic it would sound like this
Monkey 47 Gin with a 1724 Tonic Water, or a Sipsmith Gin with Fentimans, or Adler Gin with Thomas Henry.
salute, cheers, a saunte, serife, nastrovje, zum Wohle, Prost.

Well one learns every day.

I know Sipsmith and I actually get my ...
by Fruitcake
Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:42 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: The BEST CC PLAYERS UNDER 30...
Replies: 113
Views: 14478

Re: CC's 10 BEST PLAYERS IN THEIR 20's

I have often asked Robin to join me but as I am now in my late fifties and was in my early fifties when I originally asked her I imagine the answer would be the same as always.
by Fruitcake
Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:21 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Stop counting your money and fix the dice!
Replies: 38
Views: 10460

Re: Stop counting your money and fix the dice!

If they are then it is somehow being manipulated or corrupted. Interesting that dice complaint threads have gotten predictable enough the spambots can make posts which fit right in. I wonder what it would take to outsource the usual responses to them as well...

Just the sort of verminous partisan ...
by Fruitcake
Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:10 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Home Page - Like or Dislike?
Replies: 13
Views: 5875

Re: Home Page - Like or Dislike?

It really does look like amateurs have created it.....oh wait.
by Fruitcake
Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:01 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: cook rank
Replies: 26
Views: 4272

Re: cook rank

Bringing me a Hendricks and Tonic generally works for me, and don't forget the Cucumber slice.

you bet!!! how about some pretzels to go with that? or a side order of fajitas?

i am not sure if u should focus on gourmet education first before becoming cook,
if u eat Brezl and wash it down with a ...
by Fruitcake
Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:50 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: I LOVE CONQUER CLUB!!!!
Replies: 51
Views: 14464

Re: I LOVE COCAINE CLUB!!!!

tdans wrote:
owenshooter wrote:just one line? what's the point?-el Jesus negro
What can I say, I'm a lightweight.
True enough.
by Fruitcake
Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:48 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Stop counting your money and fix the dice!
Replies: 38
Views: 10460

Re: Stop counting your money and fix the dice!

If they are then it is somehow being manipulated or corrupted.

The dice aren't being manipulated. They are incorrect for so many reasons. Not least fo which is that the age old problem of the 'sticky' style they roll in.

I see, once again, my battle outcomes are sliding deeper into negative ...
by Fruitcake
Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:00 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Mandela's dead
Replies: 88
Views: 8666

Re: Mandela's dead

Yeah, here's Obama at Mandela's memorial happily taking a selfie-

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Obama-Cameron-selfie.jpg

I give his wife, Michelle props. At least she's classy enough to stay dignified.....

..........unlike the village idiot more commonly referred to as ...
by Fruitcake
Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:46 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: cook rank
Replies: 26
Views: 4272

Re: cook rank

sm8900 wrote:
Fruitcake wrote:Bringing me a Hendricks and Tonic generally works for me, and don't forget the Cucumber slice.
you bet!!! how about some pretzels to go with that? or a side order of fajitas?
Green olives are my particular favourite.
by Fruitcake
Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:26 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Stop counting your money and fix the dice!
Replies: 38
Views: 10460

Re: Stop counting your money and fix the dice!

It matters little what you roll. The important point is what is rolled against you. The die are rubbish on this site, they always have been and always will be

I'll never understand how you how 2000+ games played, but less than 25,000 rolls.

Because many of my games were from the times when ...

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