I thought the bowling comic was pretty crappy, but then I read the blogspot posts, and man, in context it's much better. Good find, man.


HB&½ is a classic. You should read some of the earlier stuff, it's hilarious and much less depressing.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.fi/2010/04/alot-is ...

Robinette wrote:

natty dread wrote:one.

Stockholm?

Yeah, and it gave me Stockholm syndrome. Now I'm too afraid to go to Bangkok...

one.

MrBenn wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:you guys have singlehandedly ruined this thread

Where's qwert when you need him?

Probably banging his new girlfriend asdfg

I have been singlehandedly masturbating all day.

Probably a bit wrong to sidetrack this one, but have there ever been a suggestion about the option to play real money games?
Tried to search for it but did not find anything about it, could have been a good extra income for the owner if they take like 5% rake or something..
But I guees its lots of ...

jefjef wrote:Why isn't Natty Dread on the list?

(Actually ND - Good post. Congrats! It's your 1st one)

I love you too, jefjef. Will you have my babbies?

Wow, CC is still declining?

Pretty impressive... it was declining when I left, and apparently it continues on declining still... kind of reminds me of the leaning tower of Pisa... just keep on leaning, CC, keep on leaning...

Do people take pictures with CC as if they're trying to hold it up ...

Well, the thing about random.org is that it's basically useless and a waste of money...

What CC is doing is buying a small discount-sliver of entropy from random.org, then re-using that sliver for all dice-rolls until at some point, it gets updated again... at least, that was what CC was doing when ...

Wow, CC is still declining?

Pretty impressive... it was declining when I left, and apparently it continues on declining still... kind of reminds me of the leaning tower of Pisa... just keep on leaning, CC, keep on leaning...

Well, whip them out then.

I will try to help you out here, because you "love sex so much," love the public schools and believe man/man/boy stuff is normal stuff to be taught in schools....but here goes.



The Anus Is Meant For Phoo To Come Out And Nothing More
Definition Of Anus: The anus is the opening of the rectum. It ...

Andy loves fuckin dead chicks

Then he should love this girl. She is Jesse Pinkman's dead gf that choked on her own vomit:

Breaking Bad is a fun show, but they got most of the details all wrong... the whole scene where they go through all that trouble just to steal a barrel of methylamine ...

I just checked and seems like I still have premium membership... up to 2021 or so. Never paid a cent for it, but hey, well... and I don't even play any games anymore (don't have time, I'm very busy businessdude over here you know).

Yeah, go CC. Wheeee!

Being naked in a completely dark, silent room while coming up on LSD is fun.

You're there, nothing to distract you, no sight, no sound, no clothes - just you, the fundamental you, alone, facing the universe alone as it descends upon you in a vortex of crystal rainbows and spiraling thoughts that ...

There is no known LD50 in humans.

People have been known to take unbelievably huge dosages of acid without any (physical) consequences. There exists anecdotal evidence of people ingesting dosages of up to 50mg and surviving. Can't remember what the highest scientifically verified dosage is but it's ...

I have never had a facespace account.

One of the rare things in my life I'm seriously proud of.

Facespace is the cancer of the internet.

ps.

get:
AdBlock+
DoNotTrackMe


Concur with ABP, but I recommend Ghostery instead of DNTMe as DNTMe started doing some really stupid shit with links and ...

No, you misunderstand, the title should be read as:

"Describe the last time you had sex with a Nietzsche, Quote"

As in, describe the sex having, and provide a quote from during the sex.

Sadly, I've never had sex with a Nietzsche, so I can't participate in this thread.

BoganGod wrote:The cook, the thief, his wife, and her lover.

You ate some guys dick?

The last time I had sex with a movie title was very special. The movie title came 3 times.

Pfft, the only Palm in Sweden is Olof, and even he got murdered.

pimpdave wrote:Well I see you'd rather attack me intead of the idea...

No Dave... there's no need to be defensive. No one is attacking your ass. Calm down. Deep breaths. That's it... go to your happy place.

We're here for you Dave. We're only trying to help.

Have you tried lubrication?

saxitoxin wrote:As per http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 1#p4467350 Natty and mrswdk are not getting a call to pick-up my girlfriend.

But Saxi, who's going to satisfy your girlfriend's sexual needs?

I think Saxi voted for me because he's become impotent on his old age, but being such a magnanimous person, he doesn't want to deprive his virile girlfriend her sex life. Thus, he wants to let her be "serviced" by a young, healthy sex god like me.

Oh, but everyone knows you can't trust Serbians.