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by Beast Of Burson
Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:54 pm
Forum: Callouts Archives
Topic: **Looking to make Freemium partners Premium teammates!**
Replies: 66
Views: 70261

Re: **Looking to make a Freemium partner a Premium teammate!

I'll throw into the pot.

Being it is random maps, the first person to get Japan as their random map will win a 1 month premium from me.

GL!
by Beast Of Burson
Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:09 pm
Forum: Abandoned
Topic: Tug-of-War!! [ABANDONNED]
Replies: 46
Views: 43531

Re: Tug-of-War!! [1v1's] (4/18)

in please

classic, auto, seq, no spoils, trench, sunny
by Beast Of Burson
Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:08 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: US 6630507 B1
Replies: 17
Views: 5136

Re: US 6630507 B1

Yeah. Our Gov sucks. Back when I was in my 20's, I worked at a pharmacy in Florida. They had THC tablets back then as a script. Yet, aaaaalllllll these years later, they still claim Marijuana has no benefits.

Such BS. It's been used for 100's if not 1000's of years by many cultures for medicinal ...
by Beast Of Burson
Sat Oct 01, 2016 6:05 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Freemium Tournament
Replies: 24
Views: 12147

Freemium Tournament

I was looking through the tournaments page and checked out the freemium Poly one (I know I can't join as I am premium but was just looking) and I noticed mrswdk or whatever his name is, is in the tourney when it clearly shows he's premium. How is this possible?
by Beast Of Burson
Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:44 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: dice sucks
Replies: 177
Views: 92327

Re: dice sucks

I think everybody is under the same assumption as most of us are when we first sign up. That we will take CC by storm because we played this and we always kicked ass.

I can admit I was like that. They will learn. The dice are what they are. Bitching about them isn't gonna change the outcome or the ...
by Beast Of Burson
Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:51 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Which race did more for a civilised world?
Replies: 9
Views: 3142

Re: Which race did more for a civilised world?

where are the bigot police now?

Right here.. MOD EDIT (Razorvich)

WTF mods?
by Beast Of Burson
Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:25 pm
Forum: Closed C&A Reports
Topic: Deliberate suiciding/throwing a game [ka]
Replies: 22
Views: 12322

Re: Deliberate suiciding/throwing a game

If the OP would have somehow won from this "suiciding", would he have complained?

I think not.

He would have just talked about "some dumb ass tried to suicide me and I won anyway". And there would be no complaint.
by Beast Of Burson
Sun Sep 25, 2016 6:56 pm
Forum: Monthly Challenges
Topic: SEPTEMBER 2016 - Smiley Challenge
Replies: 88
Views: 108252

Re: SEPTEMBER 2016 - Smiley Challenge

I asked a girl "Would you like to dance?"

She said "No"

So I said, "I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants".
by Beast Of Burson
Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:30 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Polymorphism
Replies: 5
Views: 2494

Re: Polymorphism

imagine a team game, where you control every color on your team. no longer do you have to deal with an idiot making a horrible move, because you are the idiot making all the moves. let m know if you want to roll a poly... i love them... the black jesus has spoken..-Jésus noir

some poly tips ...
by Beast Of Burson
Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:03 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Leaving a tribe/clan
Replies: 20
Views: 13492

Re: Leaving a tribe/clan

I am in a tribe. I have been trying to leave the tribe, but when I try it says I "cannot leave a tribe that is not open', (or something like that). How do I accomplish this?

http://support.conquerclub.com/

File E Ticket for a Tribe.

For a clan, you just ask your clan leader (or file an eticket ...
by Beast Of Burson
Sun Sep 25, 2016 12:08 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Leaving a tribe/clan
Replies: 20
Views: 13492

Leaving a tribe/clan

I am in a tribe. I have been trying to leave the tribe, but when I try it says I "cannot leave a tribe that is not open', (or something like that). How do I accomplish this?
by Beast Of Burson
Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:34 pm
Forum: Monthly Challenges
Topic: August 2016 - Solar Impulse
Replies: 34
Views: 54266

Re: August 2016 - Solar Impulse

How many games does everybody have left?

I have one. It appears at this point that I will win...

How many players actually played this challenge? Only 60 listed, and only 33 have made the points required at this time.
by Beast Of Burson
Sat Sep 17, 2016 9:59 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: SEPTEMBER Smiley Challenge Joke Thread
Replies: 484
Views: 223286

Re: SEPTEMBER Smiley Challenge Joke Thread

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear asked the rabbit if he had problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit said "No".

So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.
by Beast Of Burson
Sun Sep 11, 2016 10:05 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: owenshooter is back
Replies: 17
Views: 8611

Re: owenshooter is back

I bet if we were talking about a straight white user they'd be allowed to have all the threads they want, right Symmetry ?

My thoughts exactly. I believe that is discrimination.

It's affirmative action for the "full blown homosexual/not sure yet/just curious" community.

Afraid they will get ...
by Beast Of Burson
Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:39 pm
Forum: Map Foundry
Topic: testers wanted for beta site!
Replies: 136
Views: 338230

Re: testers wanted for beta site!

I'm in.
by Beast Of Burson
Sat Sep 10, 2016 5:53 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Paralympic CC tourney/Does Symmetry hate paralympians?
Replies: 20
Views: 9062

Re: Paralympic CC tourney/Does Symmetry hate paralympians?

He also hasn't volunteered to host the CC Little League World Series tournament so I think he does hate both Paralympians and children.

Nah, Symmetry seems like the type who'd lead a troop of boy scouts.

:shock:

Why do you want to punish innocent children with the poop he spews from his anal ...
by Beast Of Burson
Sat Sep 10, 2016 5:31 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: CC Community Team Paralympic Snub? [
Replies: 60
Views: 11708

Re: CC Community Team Paralympic Snub?

nietzsche wrote:Symmetry you deserve a ban.
A 30 day ban for trolling would give us a long nice vacation from his bullshit.

Symm, you think the whole world is out to get you (I could only hope they succeed) no matter what people tell you. They have med's for Generalized Anxiety. You should get some.
by Beast Of Burson
Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:56 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: is Symmetry a good idea?
Replies: 65
Views: 27038

Re: is Symmetry a good idea?

owenshooter wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Like a dog returning to snack on it's vomit, Symmetry is back to remove all doubt.
that is a great native american name for him, Dog Snacking On It's Vomit the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Beast Of Burson
Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:30 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: If you guys didn't like my avatar you could've just told me
Replies: 36
Views: 15069

Re: If you guys didn't like my avatar you could've just told

riskllama wrote:i figured it was sym who reported it. on account of, well...you know... :oops:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Beast Of Burson
Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:52 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: dice sucks
Replies: 177
Views: 92327

Re: dice sucks

People have been complaining about the dice here for the past 10 years :lol:

Thats how long they have been shit for

And that's why you and clangfield and everyone else who joined around 10 years ago are still here? It's not going to change, either you can shut up and play accepting that ...
by Beast Of Burson
Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:30 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: SEPTEMBER Smiley Challenge Joke Thread
Replies: 484
Views: 223286

Re: SEPTEMBER Smiley Challenge Joke Thread

why did God give women legs?
Spoiler
So they'd quit leaving snail tracks
by Beast Of Burson
Sun Sep 04, 2016 10:35 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: SEPTEMBER Smiley Challenge Joke Thread
Replies: 484
Views: 223286

Re: SEPTEMBER Smiley Challenge Joke Thread

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?
Spoiler
If they drug them by their feet, they would fill up with sand
by Beast Of Burson
Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:05 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: SEPTEMBER Smiley Challenge Joke Thread
Replies: 484
Views: 223286

Re: SEPTEMBER Smiley Challenge Joke Thread

What's the difference between Symmetry and a loaf of bread?
Spoiler
I'm never sending you to the store for bread!

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