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Razorvich Roast

Postby Razorvich on Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:26 am

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  • STARTS:CC Time: 2017-05-02 00:00:00 FINISHES: CC Time: 2017-05-02 23:59:59
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby Razorvich on Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:26 am

LET THE ROAST BEGIN !!
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby Hooch on Mon May 01, 2017 11:15 pm

Go away Raz, you aren't worth roasting.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby CatchersMitt14 on Mon May 01, 2017 11:58 pm

Can't, no time. My kettle imploded so I'm headed out to go torment some poor cashier.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby 2dimes on Tue May 02, 2017 12:06 am

Well that was quick. I wish I could get some Caskade beer here for a reasonable price.
Want to go for a rip on my Jackwagon?
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby Razorvich on Tue May 02, 2017 4:04 am

Crap... is that the best you can do, i was expecting more daggers than that..

i do like yours though catcher.. touché, not the best you can do though.. so fail.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby jfm10 on Tue May 02, 2017 5:01 am

ever notice Razorvich looks like Elmo on drugs?
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby ImaNoid on Tue May 02, 2017 5:13 am

Razorvich...Australian for man who has no life.
Foster's...Australian for beer.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby ConfederateSS on Tue May 02, 2017 6:11 am

-----One more great idea from the purple thunder down under... The last great idea from Razor, was when he went fishing with Steve Irwin... Hey Steve ,pet the sting rays, they turn purple if you do... ;)
-----But seriously folks...Razor is The Conquer Club High Command's very own Grover...Well, maybe not...at least Grover has talent... :D Having Razor in our C.C. lives, is like having that kid in the class that is happy all the time,the one that asks ,are we getting homework today?...You know, the one that you want to punch in the face...For having to much spirit all the time... :lol: But I kid, We love the work you do for the site...Razor... =D> =D> =D> :D ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... :D ...P.S. ----Don't slice your fingers off when you decided to shave off that mop on your head...Or you never will be able to count again... :D
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby tzor on Tue May 02, 2017 7:08 am

What can I say about Razor Itch ...
If your razor makes you itch you really need to change razors ...
Or use a better shaving cream
Perhaps a full beard is in order?
(Turns to the side) Oh ... sorry
Anyway, I would like to thank the host for inviting me here to roast Razor [CENSORED]
(Turns to the side) That's not it either?
So anyway, I hear Razor is a Witch.
That's kind of odd because I thought he was a guy.
Wouldn't that be a warlock?
I think Razor Warlock is better.
(Turns to the side) Can you repeat that one more time?
Razorvich, Razorvich, Razorvich; I think I got it.
Wait, did I just summon a demon?
If you say a demon's name three times he appears.
Hi Razorvich.
Look at that, it worked. He's right here.
Anyway, I would like to congratulate the kid from Austria ...
I mean Australia.
You know the land where the toilets flow backwards.
Where everything is poisonous.
Except the politicians ...
They're venomous.
But koalas are cute.
They are probably venomous too.
Either that or politicians ...
Oh wait, they are the same thing.
I don't think Razorvich is a koala.
Koalas are not purple.
Koalas don't chat (at least to me).
Koalas don't outrank me.
Nope, they are all chefs or corporals.
So anyway, back to the topic, what can I say about someone who isn't a koala?
Apart from the fact that he is poisonous?
And he chats a lot ...
In that room ...
For chatting ...
Damn this thing went on too long ...
I'm going to sit down ...
And have another ...
Drink.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby dakky21 on Tue May 02, 2017 7:24 am

tzor wrote:What can I say about Razor Itch ...


First I read Razor B-Itch... :lol:
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby Godd on Tue May 02, 2017 7:38 am

ran into this guy that found this old Aboriginal receipe that the Torres Islanders kept secret for years
it was said to be used to feed their captives in the great Island wars in 420 BC
Razorvich Roast
Serves 6
Ingrediants needed--

20 lg kulyu bush potatoes, halfed
16 youlk Carrots
16 Brown Onions
1/2 ts of rosemary sage
1 Razorvich (strip and clean it completely for they are very dirty)
6 quarts of water
1/2 case of vodka
1 canister of salt

Instructions--
Get help from 4 friends to help handle the Razorvich
preheat a large culdren pot over a infernal fire pit (the hooter the better for this)
take a shot of vodka
place the Razorvich sunny side down and add water (add even more water for they are normally very dry)
take 2 shots of vodka to help with the stench
Add Potatoes, carrots, and onions (don't use the good ones, find the ones that are ready to be thrown out)
take another shot of vodka
Add in salt to taste (oh hell just dump it all in there)
take a shot of vodka
Add rosemary sage (throw the rosemary sage into fire for it won’t help the taste of a Razorvich)
take a shot of vodka
Simmer for 8 Hours till the Razorvich is plump and pink inside out (use a long javiline stly poker to check inside and stand back in-case it squirts puss like jucies)
finish off the vodka
remove from heat and cool for an hour
Get another bottle of vodka out
serve the Now Roasted Razorvich to the homeless animals at the pet shelter]
Get another bottle of vodka out and wash your hand with it then have another shot



Hope this helps
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby IcePack on Tue May 02, 2017 8:37 am

Who made the decision to put Razorvich in charge of chatting?
The only person less chatty than razorvich is his goat,
And even the goat doesn't like talking to him
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby jmyork82 on Tue May 02, 2017 8:51 am

How do you roast somebody who isn't know for anything?
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby ImaNoid on Tue May 02, 2017 9:07 am

Godd wrote:ran into this guy that found this old Aboriginal receipe that the Torres Islanders kept secret for years
it was said to be used to feed their captives in the great Island wars in 420 BC
Razorvich Roast
Serves 6
Ingrediants needed--

20 lg kulyu bush potatoes, halfed
16 youlk Carrots
16 Brown Onions
1/2 ts of rosemary sage
1 Razorvich (strip and clean it completely for they are very dirty)
6 quarts of water
1/2 case of vodka
1 canister of salt

Instructions--
Get help from 4 friends to help handle the Razorvich
preheat a large culdren pot over a infernal fire pit (the hooter the better for this)
take a shot of vodka
place the Razorvich sunny side down and add water (add even more water for they are normally very dry)
take 2 shots of vodka to help with the stench
Add Potatoes, carrots, and onions (don't use the good ones, find the ones that are ready to be thrown out)
take another shot of vodka
Add in salt to taste (oh hell just dump it all in there)
take a shot of vodka
Add rosemary sage (throw the rosemary sage into fire for it won’t help the taste of a Razorvich)
take a shot of vodka
Simmer for 8 Hours till the Razorvich is plump and pink inside out (use a long javiline stly poker to check inside and stand back in-case it squirts puss like jucies)
finish off the vodka
remove from heat and cool for an hour
Get another bottle of vodka out
serve the Now Roasted Razorvich to the homeless animals at the pet shelter]
Get another bottle of vodka out and wash your hand with it then have another shot



Hope this helps

O.M.G...How can you be so cruel?!? Why would anyone feed those poor defenseless homeless animals with something as horrible as a Razorvich?
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby wayneallstar on Tue May 02, 2017 10:43 am

What's the difference between hungry Razorvich and horny Razorvich? Where he puts the cucumber!

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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby wayneallstar on Tue May 02, 2017 10:45 am

what is the difference between Razorvich and a Calendar? A calendar has a future!

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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby Evil Semp on Tue May 02, 2017 5:28 pm

I hear we are having a teenie weenie roast.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby eddie2 on Tue May 02, 2017 5:49 pm

Ow where ow where do i start.

Razorvich who was a lost soul on cc with his attemptbat game play never in the forums or live chat, hiding in a corner crying that the dice were fixed. So i bring him into a group called aka feed him and nurture him teaching him how to play. Showing him when scared he can visit the famous live chat to give him that little boost that he needs. After a few months he starts to build confidence a bit to much. In the clan scene he starts befriending all the clan mods and leaders kissing there arses for his first plot on the site.
What was this plot i here u all ask. Is was the plot to steal a clan. So armed with his cuc umber to satisfy his sexual urges and the pan fried razmorvich meal he starts his devious little plot. Approaching myself with issues about clan events asking me to be the voice of aka (while telling others he was asking me to stop) finally all coming to a head in the aka via kort war thread. Pushing for my ban lol. He then takes over aka while i could not read nor fight my corner. While telling me he was fighting for my return. On the idea of how easy his first plot was executed he then started plot 2.

And what could plot 2 be. It was his plot to get into the moderation team. Doing this by getting all his staff at a supermarket to open accounts and kick off in live chat. (On the threat of being sacked if not.) making sure he was there to calm it down. Giving trinicardinal a good impression to give him his first mods job. He then proceeds to chip away at trini twking his leadership from him. That brings us to the present day.

What is razorvich up to now. Well could be anything my own personal thoughts are he is getting ready to take over the site. Kissing admins arses letting them believe that he is helping the site with all these competitions giving away all this free premium making it less income for site lowering the overall cost to purchase the site. Thats his end game the evil vindictive criminal from oz.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby Dukasaur on Tue May 02, 2017 6:09 pm

"Let us praise Razorvich. Oh Razor, oooh you are so big, so absolutely huge. Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here I can tell you. Forgive us, O Chieftan, for this dreadful toadying and barefaced flattery. But you are so strong and, well, just so super. Fantastic. Amen."
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby SaucyJack on Tue May 02, 2017 6:29 pm

The only thing I roast is meat, and, well, sorry Razor. I can't roast what you don't have.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby EBConquer on Tue May 02, 2017 8:07 pm

lol @ semp. I hear these weanie roasts are off the charts. death by numbers. :lol: :lol:

If i was to try to roast the raz, i'd ask you all to take a minute to pause and look at his last 50 signatures then ask yourself... "who needs a second font?" :P Proof is in the pudding people, i'm looking out for you.
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby CatchersMitt14 on Tue May 02, 2017 10:03 pm

eddie2 wrote:Ow where ow where do i start.

Razorvich who was a lost soul on cc with his attemptbat game play never in the forums or live chat, hiding in a corner crying that the dice were fixed. So i bring him into a group called aka feed him and nurture him teaching him how to play. Showing him when scared he can visit the famous live chat to give him that little boost that he needs. After a few months he starts to build confidence a bit to much. In the clan scene he starts befriending all the clan mods and leaders kissing there arses for his first plot on the site.
What was this plot i here u all ask. Is was the plot to steal a clan. So armed with his cuc umber to satisfy his sexual urges and the pan fried razmorvich meal he starts his devious little plot. Approaching myself with issues about clan events asking me to be the voice of aka (while telling others he was asking me to stop) finally all coming to a head in the aka via kort war thread. Pushing for my ban lol. He then takes over aka while i could not read nor fight my corner. While telling me he was fighting for my return. On the idea of how easy his first plot was executed he then started plot 2.

And what could plot 2 be. It was his plot to get into the moderation team. Doing this by getting all his staff at a supermarket to open accounts and kick off in live chat. (On the threat of being sacked if not.) making sure he was there to calm it down. Giving trinicardinal a good impression to give him his first mods job. He then proceeds to chip away at trini twking his leadership from him. That brings us to the present day.

What is razorvich up to now. Well could be anything my own personal thoughts are he is getting ready to take over the site. Kissing admins arses letting them believe that he is helping the site with all these competitions giving away all this free premium making it less income for site lowering the overall cost to purchase the site. Thats his end game the evil vindictive criminal from oz.

Omg. Seriously mods, what more proof could you need?!? I've been saying this for months now! Raz is only on the team due to his personal, twisted relation to Wham.

VOTE RAZORVICH
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby CatchersMitt14 on Tue May 02, 2017 10:05 pm

I mean seriously, it's only a matter of time.

***surveillance footage from Raz's office***
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Re: Razorvich Roast

Postby CatchersMitt14 on Tue May 02, 2017 10:07 pm

Oh, and sorry Keefie, I forgot to log the chat Raz and I had the other day when he called while off on his own for lunch. I know this will screw up your records but it's important this get into Razorvich's file for when we can finally press charges.

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