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Here are the winners of the Chat Appreciation 2017 Enjoy the read 1 Month Premium + General Contribution Medal Hooch MnrToti General Contribution Medal jfm10 nietzsche Serbia roprotem boat4hire Quirk Evil Semp Godd Thor60 rizky_biznezz ___________________________________________________________ The 2017 Chatter Files jfm10
cucumberdick: steve bannon is the devil
riskllama: i thought dick cheney was. jfm10: my ex-wife talks to the devil...not sure how much she charges him jfm10: Thor..any advice on our city mogul map or just have at em? riskllama: *yuge* riskllama: you should ask king herpes for advice on city mogul, jfm. riskllama: a true master. jfm10: he has me foed riskllama: doh! jfm10: he said no herpes for me lol riskllama: sucks to be you, then. jfm10: i tried smoking carrots but my eyesight got worse catstevens: I've decided that I am now a Democrat and apologize to all the liberals I have made fun of in the past. bigbrow74: really jfm10: mornin cat and brow catstevens: I have seen the light, and am now considering myself a liberal. bigbrow74: yea right catstevens: Morning jfm10 jfm10: watchya buying today cat? jfm10: guess libs dont really buy stuff...what are you wasting your money on today cat? nietzsche
Razorvich: niet, welcome back mate, lets not make it a short visit
nietzsche: this is AoG nietzsche: i mean, AoG's sister nietzsche: - Phoneutria nigriventer toxin-3 Razorvich: right... and you know nothing about canned soup right? nietzsche: canned soup? PunkRocker: 2017-02-04 03:10:07 - PunkRocker won the game Razorvich: you were meant to say.. no i know nothing catstevens: Well done PR I knew Green made bad mistake going after me nietzsche: i know nothing nietzsche: llama is the expert on canned soup riskllama: preserving the integrity of the game is paramount. nietzsche: llama nietzsche: Wild Tales Maxleod: Tell us some Tales about you nietszche nietzsche: once i didn't shave for 2 months Quirk: just grab 'em in the biscuits TeeGee: nietz - doesnt shave anyway and still has no hair under his pits nietzsche: josko wrote betiko a poem riskllama: a bad one. riskllama: i thought about doing one for chatstevens, actually... riskllama: but then i sliced my finger open and had to deal w/that. nietzsche: stupid Herpes, we had the game won and he did a lame move, we will more likely win it anyway but .. nietzsche: well i guess i forgive him because he bought me premium nietzsche: sliced your finger open? riskllama: was butchering a deer, yeah. riskllama: llamas are handy that way. riskllama: just don't ask me to shoot, skin or gut it... nietzsche: would you butcher a llama for me? riskllama: i would not. riskllama: have you ever hunted, nietz? nietzsche: ok, cig break nietzsche: nope nietzsche: well yeah nietzsche: i guess once riskllama: is over rated... nietzsche: for.. those bigger rabits, what;'s the name in english? riskllama: were you presen=t for the gutting? nietzsche: yeah i don't care for that stuff riskllama: hares? nietzsche: hunting, fishing, talking cars, not me nietzsche: yeah hared nietzsche: *hares riskllama: yeah, gut piles are kind of nasty. nietzsche: i'd rather buy my meat in the supermarket because they make it out of other stuff and don't need to kill animals for it riskllama: shit's alittle too real for me, thx. riskllama: pretty funky aroma, as well... nietzsche: cig llama nietzsche: i bet i look more handsome smoking than you nietzsche: imagesyoulike.com/images/d/32x24/d8317.jpg riskllama: i'm out, nietz... riskllama: and you're all a bunch of idiots... Metsfanmax: you're insane Razorvich: Greetings Global 17:29 RVT saxitoxin: BAN NIETZSCHE! TeeGee: whats in it for me? Maxleod: the antidote to saxitoxine saxitoxin: i can promise nothing TeeGee: so the rumours are true, you are bankrupt saxi? saxibux are worthless? TeeGee: i think i am immune max Razorvich: i want some saxibux Razorvich: bet my price is lower than teegee too TeeGee: haha Maxleod: KITTY LIVES MATTER BigGuy69: hey quirk your avatar looks retarded nietzsche: ban pemp! nietzsche: ban rop!! nietzsche: ban Qurk!! Razorvich: Greetings Global 15:54 RVT Razorvich: steamed pork buns for dinner here niet nietzsche: i had chicken sandwich and french fries nietzsche: homemade of course nietzsche: ban Razorvich! Razorvich: you peeled a potato? nietzsche: lol i missed another ban! nietzsche: ban the llama Razor nietzsche: he said the word that starts with f, ends with s nietzsche: last night MADLUKA: friends? MADLUKA: fabulous? MADLUKA: furries? nietzsche: 4 letter word nietzsche: i.imgur.com/mtO2RwW.gif Maxleod: cigarettes? Maxleod: cigs? nietzsche: yes nietzsche: it's plural nietzsche: Maxleod guessed it MADLUKA: but cigs dont start with f MADLUKA: I'm confused now, thanks nietzsche: they do in england Keefie: Fags MGSteve: Light up a fag and ya think it's a drag but you'e so glad to be alive honey nietzsche: Ban Keefie!!! nietzsche: ban MGSteve Maxleod: but do not, under any other circumstances, dare to say the other f word Maxleod: and for the record, i'm proudly heterosexual and yes, i love pussy nietzsche: ban Maxleod!! nietzsche: where's Maxleod? nietzsche: come here kitty kitty kitty Serbia
09:08:27 * Serbia joins Social
09:08:57 ‹Serbia› ....................................................................................................................unicorn 09:08:59 ‹Serbia› unicorn? 09:09:01 ‹Serbia› UNICORN. 09:09:03 ‹Serbia› rsM was here 09:09:07 ‹Serbia› saxitoxin was never here 09:09:14 ‹Serbia› you'll never silence the voice of the unicorn. 09:09:18 ‹Razorvich› 1 corn? 09:09:26 ‹Razorvich› nice... bbq corn tonight 09:09:42 ‹Razorvich› i get it 09:10:26 ‹Razorvich› No? not a fan of corn? 09:10:30 * Serbia quit (timeout) 09:10:33 ‹Razorvich› LOL 23:36:44 ‹Serbia› NO WAIT 23:36:48 ‹Serbia› you're trying to ban ME 23:36:51 ‹Serbia› and you want ME 23:36:55 ‹Serbia› to tell YOU 23:36:58 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Hahaha 23:37:01 ‹Serbia› HOW TO SLANTY TALK?!!! 10:48:38 ‹Serbia› .................................................................unicorn 10:48:40 ‹Serbia› unicorn? 10:48:42 ‹Serbia› UNICORN. 10:48:45 ‹Serbia› rsM was here 10:48:52 ‹Serbia› saxitoxin was never here 10:48:59 ‹Serbia› you'll never silence the voice of the unicorn. 10:49:11 * Serbia drinks another beer 11:33:29 * Serbia licks the balls of (nietzsche) 00:21:54 ‹Serbia› if we ever met I think I'd come armed with 3 different types of cookies and a willingness to part with them all, just to be safe. roprotem
Thorthoth: What really happened during the Scheduled Downtime of 26 March 2017???
Thorthoth: Now is the time for rational analysis of all possible conspiracy theories. Mageplunka69: i dont know but i feel dirty now roprotem: The improvements only impacted top players like mage and me. roprotem: Site has never run smoother or faster for us. thank you CC. roprotem: I like the voice recognition app that is now available to some of us. sbbonk: lol, my favorite part roprotem: The fingerprint recognition sign in is handy, too. sbbonk: Wouldn't work for Boat, finger's always up his nose roprotem: And if I ever have a question, a live mod comes on screen to assist me. roprotem: lol bonk sbbonk: And the live mods are freaking hot! roprotem: I never realized how handsome Raz is. roprotem: I'm ordering shirts. What size do you need boat? google.com/search Mokerslag: I think between biggie and small roprotem: That would be medium SassboT: Hey LiveLoveTeach, you girlfriend you roprotem: everbody's girlfriend Keefie: Hahahaha roprotem: I'm breaking for dinner. Be back to dominate later. Maxleod: I'm breaking bad D3A7H: i'm breaking wind roprotem: I don't brake for llamas D3A7H: i break for anything big enough to mess up my car sbbonk: I'm Cracking Up Hibernicus: anyone here recommend a good breed of dog that you can let out at night and it will come back? Hibernicus: like a loyal breed roprotem: get a canadian gal whamBot: Let's do it whammy style! roprotem: Get on your knees then. roprotem: and put the bag over your head. Mokerslag: LLama Where are you? saxibot: riskllama - I've reported you for chatting roprotem: That's kinda funny since he got a chat vacation last night. roprotem: The bots are cruel. roprotem: I'm ordering shirts. What size do you need boat? google.com/search Mokerslag: I think between biggie and small roprotem: That would be medium Chacalo: Does anyone know how can I change the flag in my profile? I am not from the country it shows, Im just living here. Razorvich: it is automatic from where you are in the world Razorvich: timezones... roprotem: Then why doesn't thorthoth have the flag of his mother's basement on his profile? Hooch
Razorvich: 20:27 RVT
benbomb: Game 17375437 JOIN OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! Hooch: It's far too late for that nonsense Raz! saxibot: The news about Crab Shack lately is making this bot furious!!! benbomb: SEXYBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hooch: I foed saxin=bot. Hooch: saxibot* benbomb: always furious bot...... Hooch: I unfoed them... Hooch: Cool story bro. Hooch: Feels good when I put b into google and it comes up with Bathurst Razorvich: yep.. summer is coming up quick Maxleod: morning global Hooch: Hello Max Artano: Razor you live down under? Artano: i should get a little place in australia Artano: shuttle between hemispheres to follow the summer Artano: i do NOT like winter time here in the NL Artano: you got anything for, say, under 50 bucks? Hooch: Nice place called Wolfcreek might be accomodating Razorvich: I got a pit out the back... but its occupied atm TeeGee: $50 would buy an acre or 2 in central Australia Hooch: Near the Nuclear test sites? boat4hire
boat4hire: sacrafice a toad to the LLAMA and he will buy you premium.
boat4hire: sacrafice a rhino to Ropro and he will let you stay freemium boat4hire: CNN said never go hiking in Colorado without a Llama... boat4hire: talk about fake news A Chilled Child: WHAT A Chilled Child: THERES A GRILLED CHILD? A Chilled Child: DAMN BASTARD STOLE MY NAME boat4hire: i thought you weer hangin with rumplestiltkin the child griller MnrToti
15:41:21 ‹MnrToti› Who wants a jew clanmate
15:41:22 ‹MnrToti› New 15:41:28 ‹MnrToti› Damn there goes my chances 15:41:35 ‹Razorvich› LOL 15:16:16 ‹MnrToti› Anyone up for a friendly 15:17:04 ‹CatchersMitt14› llama is. 15:17:10 ‹CatchersMitt14› llama does everything. 15:17:54 ‹MnrToti› He'll kick my ass, plus he spits .. So no 15:19:07 ‹Shannon Apple› I'd REALLY kick your ass 15:03:43 ‹BGtheBrain› this place is packed and not with mods, i love it! 15:03:45 ‹MnrToti› Where did everyone come from:shock: 15:03:49 ‹BGtheBrain› :celebrate::celebrate::celebrate: 15:03:59 ‹MnrToti› MAGIC! 15:04:05 ‹MnrToti› :shoot: Burn them! 15:04:11 ‹BGtheBrain› no way 15:04:13 ‹BGtheBrain› we want them here 15:04:33 ‹BGtheBrain› its like sex, the more people, the more fun 15:04:34 ‹MnrToti› The mods? 15:04:35 ‹MnrToti› Pffft 15:04:43 ‹MnrToti› 15:05:02 ‹BGtheBrain› I think we're all guys though, sooooo 15:05:07 ‹BGtheBrain› no sex 15:05:12 ‹BGtheBrain› unless thats your thing, whatever 15:05:18 ‹BGtheBrain› but Im not getting involved 15:05:18 ‹MnrToti› Except TFO 15:05:33 ‹MnrToti› Heard she likes it in the butt 15:05:58 ‹BGtheBrain› lol, she may identify as a girl, but her hairy ass is all man 15:06:21 ‹BGtheBrain› 15:06:24 ‹MnrToti› We need more of you here 2017 WTF?
18:54:23 ‹TeeGee› but i feel like a decent Chinese meal now.. Have to go to perth for that
18:54:32 ‹Razorvich› LOL 18:54:41 ‹TeeGee› it's not the same over here 18:54:51 ‹Razorvich› no msg? 18:55:02 ‹TeeGee› i dunno 18:55:12 ‹TeeGee› just different taste and texture 18:55:39 ‹TeeGee› i find fried rice here is mostly burnt and oily 18:55:54 ‹Razorvich› they have a new chef at our local... i dont like his flied lice 18:56:08 ‹TeeGee› maybe he is from here LOL 18:58:31 ‹Razorvich› been married 13 years today :shoot: 18:58:52 ‹TeeGee› happy anniversary 18:58:58 ‹Razorvich› told the little one that if i did rob the bank... i would be free.. but you wouldnt be here LOL 18:59:13 ‹TeeGee› HAHA 18:59:30 ‹Razorvich› she kinda understood LOL 18:59:45 ‹Razorvich› i can just imagine the talk at school tomorrow 19:00:43 ‹TeeGee› my dad robbed a bank 19:06:31 ‹Razorvich› Ok... this is a WTF moment I AM NATO: Waikato-taniwha-rau. I AM NATO: He piko, he taniwha. He piko, he taniwha. I AM NATO: Waikato of a hundred taniwha. I AM NATO: At every bend a taniwha can be found.. 18:36:03 * DirtyDishSoap joins Social 18:36:19 ‹DirtyDishSoap› My ass is as twice the size of Texas 18:36:21 ‹DirtyDishSoap› Tic Toc 18:36:51 ‹Razorvich› you think 18:36:57 * DirtyDishSoap quit (timeout) 18:37:11 ‹Razorvich› dot dot comma comma dot 18:57:58 ‹Razorvich› hi keefie 18:58:11 ‹Razorvich› are you here for business or leasure? 18:58:46 ‹Keefie› I'm looking for my pants, has Catchers been in here ? 18:59:11 ‹Razorvich› not for a while 18:59:28 ‹Keefie› Damn, she's taken them with her 18:59:33 ‹Razorvich› be careful to ask for them back though 19:00:02 ‹Keefie› I will. Fur lined G-String, cost a fortune. 19:00:39 ‹Keefie› If you see her ask her to give them back. 19:01:28 ‹Razorvich› lime green? 19:05:18 * Razorvich quit (timeout) 19:05:46 ‹Keefie› Yeh, how did you guess that ? 19:06:13 ‹Razorvich› same as mine 19:06:17 ‹Razorvich› oh hang on 19:06:31 ‹Razorvich› we are not talking mankinis 19:07:43 * djelebert joins Social 19:07:46 ‹Razorvich› or are we? 20:41:15 ‹Godd› did you all see what happened it in the last couple hours? 20:41:21 ‹Maxleod› :beer: Godd 20:41:36 ‹Godd› I for one cant believe it so 20:41:38 ‹Evil Semp› what happened godd? 20:41:49 ‹Maxleod› what happene 20:41:56 ‹Godd› just happened that I was passing by at the time and WOW 20:42:02 ‹Razorvich› Teegeeg broke something? 20:42:35 * Godd quit (timeout) 20:42:40 ‹Evil Semp› TeeGee hit the button that he was told not to touch 20:42:56 ‹TeeGee› i only has one button 20:43:33 ‹Razorvich› one job to do TeeGee... and what?:monkey: 20:43:40 ‹Evil Semp› and you were told not to touch it 20:43:57 ‹TeeGee› :shrug: HitRed: !@#$&*() HitRed: - HitRed: + HitRed: ' HitRed: / HitRed: ] HitRed: Greater than and less then are still dead. How can I post about llama. Llama is dirt. That works. riskllama: am not. Mageplunka69: llama is a awesome person and a greatplayer riskllama: BOOM riskllama: truth bomb. riskllama: you were very respectful & polite in our games, chatstevens... catstevens: ty llama D3A7H: ive been known to be one myself at times catstevens: llama = Egg catstevens: Egg is an upgrade from Bad Egg catstevens: Still not quite a Good Egg riskllama: lol, i'm a good egg riskllama: always have been. Thorthoth: llama = pantyhose egg. D3A7H: you're alright for a llama, but llamas ingeneral are ill mannered creatures MSpitts24: ah, so he Is a llama MSpitts24: yolk's on you llama Thorthoth: llama ovulation-inducing factor: animalreproductionscience.com/article/S0378-4320(14)00241-3/fulltext Sir Riddick: my brain hurts from reading this chat 19:19:01 ‹Evil Semp› I can tell by the shadows on the wall that they will be coming shortly to put me in my cage for the night Sir Riddick: its 447am here lol why am i up Sir Riddick: oh thats right i was assassinating PR riskllama: meth? Sir Riddick: Just because im from london ontario doesnt mean i do meth lol Sir Riddick: 17525824 riskllama: yeah but, people who aren't on the gib know how to link their games... riskllama: looks bad for you, Riddick... Sir Riddick: just cus im lazy doesn't mean meth user Sir Riddick: ok you got me riskllama: busted cold. takman2k: nice numbers riddick, what do they mean?? takman2k: is that a phone number? takman2k: combination bike lock? takman2k: social security number?? Sir Riddick: inmate number wumpus89: if any of you have 5 seconds to spare wumpus89: ill tell you the story of my life sbbonk: I wish I got vacations at work like TT gets on GC 00:52:01 ‹EBConquer› yeah, that's usually my happy button. 00:52:12 ‹CatchersMitt14› 00:52:15 ‹CatchersMitt14› tmi. gogglez: the greatest superbowl ever and not only did i miss it... no beer! gogglez: FFS PunkRocker: lol gogglez: if it was raining pussy, i would get hit with a dick. 23:38:49 ‹Metsfanmax› You're a cold mother****er, llama. 23:39:31 ‹riskllama› "russian turnip cold", mets... Bot Faux pas Razorvich: Thursday it wil be decided benbomb: by the conquergods??? Razorvich: no goats... grifftron: this lagggg benbomb: this fagggg Razorvich: no ben.. not cool mate owenshooter: bye, ben!!! whamBot: Hey homosapien grifftron: Bad timing wB Razorvich: Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? SassboT: If I can't wear should to a show then I'm simply not interested Razorvich: you suck sassbo Razorvich: dont go messing with my mojo The mystery of Gary the Goat
17:43:27 ‹TeeGee› thats better
17:43:38 ‹Razorvich› kinda 17:43:49 ‹TeeGee› still not right? 17:43:55 ‹Razorvich› so whats the word 17:44:04 ‹Razorvich› any sighting of a goat? 17:44:15 ‹TeeGee› nope, goat free zone 17:44:30 ‹Razorvich› wow 17:44:44 ‹Razorvich› the weeds are growing you knoe 17:44:46 ‹TeeGee› although the old goat was here briefly last week 17:45:09 ‹Razorvich› really? 17:45:20 ‹Razorvich› i will have to leave offerings to this goat 17:45:26 ‹TeeGee› yeah, not sure why.. he doesnt talk to me 17:46:54 ‹TeeGee› think it was to bring the new map in 17:47:13 ‹TeeGee› dont know if anything else was achieved 17:55:05 ‹Maxleod› who'st that goat? and who's gary? 17:55:26 ‹Maxleod› are they the same person? 17:55:54 ‹Razorvich› they are both a mystery Razorvich: Greetings Global 17:57 RVT Michels: hey guys it's scarce here owenshooter: where? Silvertop: who farted ? sbbonk: Smells Belgian Razorvich: scarce? Razorvich: everyone is just lurking.. ready for someone to say soemthing stupid Razorvich: we need a goat bot TeeGee: like that TeeGee: no goats allowed Keefie: We have you Raz. No need for a goat TeeGee: CC is a Goat FREE Zone TeeGee: unless of course its Gary the goat Razorvich: nice.. we will get a goay and call him garry Razorvich: pfft.. spelling mistakes .. gammer.. we do need a Goatbot TeeGee: only this goat is allowed- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_the_Goat Razorvich: nice , he will do xfactor9ilke: hadi xfactor9ilke: GUIDE SPEED GAME REQUEST xfactor9ilke: LOOK A BIT UP, MESSAGE BY ADMIN xfactor9ilke: COME ON GUYS , I KNOW YOU WANTED TO xfactor9ilke: CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT xfactor9ilke: I GOT 4 WORDS xfactor9ilke: HOL-I-DAY- INN xfactor9ilke: conquerclub.com/public.php purehardnut: i got chu Keefie: xfactor9ilke - turn off the caps lock pls mate Razorvich: i blame the goat Razorvich: gary.... Razorvich: and a mojobot Razorvich: need that too TeeGee: we have way too many bots already Razorvich: yeah .. and the panda bot sux 18:03:47 * Metsfanmax joins Social 18:04:04 ‹Metsfanmax› I came here because I heard CM likes big butts. 18:04:35 ‹Razorvich› there is a rumour 18:04:41 ‹Razorvich› and also jelly 18:05:00 ‹Razorvich› lots of jelly 18:05:07 ‹Metsfanmax› kinky 18:07:34 ‹Razorvich› I hear goats are involved Keefie: Yep, Goats Keefie: G'night all 17:42:06 ‹PunkRocker› i'm a goat now. because keefie says so. 17:42:27 ‹CatchersMitt14› sounds sketch. 17:43:01 ‹PunkRocker› i know right? i feel dirty somehow... but he told me to change my avy to a goat, so i did 17:43:20 ‹CatchersMitt14› he is twisted like that. 17:44:31 ‹Maxleod› :cat: :shoot: goat https://www.youtube.com/watch?...rHXJSKA 17:44:37 ‹PunkRocker› lol keefie = good egg The Conspiracy Begins
21:35:31 ‹CatchersMitt14› ruh roh.
21:35:48 ‹CatchersMitt14› i just informed raz that girls poop. 21:35:56 ‹LiveLoveTeach› o.O 21:35:57 ‹CatchersMitt14› i may be in female exile for a while now. 21:36:07 ‹CatchersMitt14› 21:37:05 ‹BIG_John› LMAO Mitt 21:37:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Why would you do that, CM? 21:37:34 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Dangerous to tell razor anything Razorvich: 2017-03-04 10:25:09 - Razorvich gained 271 points Lord Vanion: somebody pass the message to him, he can't see me, he's hiding, lol Lord Vanion: damn zues is a 3 C, lol Lord Vanion: coward, crybaby and complainer, lol judge_reinhold: Razorvich gained almost 300 points and still low-rank AF Razorvich: LOL... true Razorvich: got some nice mojo on the go today though saxibot: You into flowers Razorvich? 15:09:21 ‹kevinh90› hi 15:11:00 ‹CatchersMitt14› what's up kevin? 15:26:08 ‹rizky_biznezz› pfft i was still waiting for ur reply then refreshed and voila i missed a whole bunch of stuff lol 15:26:31 ‹CatchersMitt14› lol. 15:26:33 ‹CatchersMitt14› it's okay. 15:26:38 ‹CatchersMitt14› i'm working on something for raz. 15:26:40 ‹CatchersMitt14› that lazy bum. 15:28:22 ‹rizky_biznezz› ooh speak of the devil 15:28:44 ‹kevinh90› he is like impossible to kill, keeps coming back and taking my castles 15:29:15 ‹CatchersMitt14› yeah, something about being "busy." 15:29:18 ‹CatchersMitt14› whatever. 15:29:20 ‹CatchersMitt14› i call bullshit. 15:29:37 ‹CatchersMitt14› i don't get paid enough for this. 15:29:51 ‹rizky_biznezz› busy planning his dogs birthday party lol 15:30:00 ‹kevinh90› CatchersMitt14, you get paid? 15:30:03 ‹CatchersMitt14› lol, half birthday i thought? 15:30:21 ‹CatchersMitt14› wasn't it something more ridiculous than normal with hiim? 15:30:44 * Razorvich joins Social 15:30:51 ‹Razorvich› wheres catcher 15:30:55 ‹CatchersMitt14› shit. 15:31:10 * CatchersMitt14 is holed up under the table until i determine how much you know. 15:31:17 ‹Razorvich› HAHAHA ... bigtime do-do for you 15:31:33 ‹CatchersMitt14› uhh...pass. 15:31:47 ‹kevinh90› Razorvich. are you ok? 15:31:56 ‹Razorvich› the urge to kill is rising 15:36:53 ‹Razorvich› so you will be back to 12 hours behind 15:36:54 ‹kevinh90› well its past midnight so I have work today... 15:36:59 ‹Razorvich› living in the past? 15:36:59 ‹CatchersMitt14› word. 15:37:12 ‹CatchersMitt14› we're about to go from 1:30 to 3:30! 15:37:30 ‹Razorvich› 2hrs? 15:37:33 ‹CatchersMitt14› that means if i go to bed on time it'll be way to late to see you stripping in LC. 15:37:46 * rizky_biznezz quit (timeout) 15:38:08 ‹CatchersMitt14› lol, no. the clocks change at 2. so we'll just skip 2 this morning. 15:38:35 ‹Razorvich› so what time is it there for you now? 15:38:44 ‹CatchersMitt14› omg. 15:38:54 ‹CatchersMitt14› you really suck at time you know that? 15:39:03 ‹Razorvich› just tell me... dont make me think 15:39:12 ‹CatchersMitt14› it's 1:39. 15:39:14 ‹Razorvich› i was having a good day till i logged in 15:39:20 ‹CatchersMitt14› oh, and to make it even easier for you. 15:39:31 ‹CatchersMitt14› it's CCT - you know, right there at the top left of your screen. 15:12:12 ‹TeeGee› Wham only lets me play with the blue button, red button i have no access 15:12:27 * TeeGee goes and looks behind the tree 15:13:01 ‹CatchersMitt14› dirty goats. 15:13:12 ‹Razorvich› got another one here catcher 15:13:24 ‹CatchersMitt14› no sprekenzeee ingleesh. 15:14:10 ‹Razorvich› it is spelled engrish 15:14:34 ‹Razorvich› or also ingrish is accepted 15:15:24 ‹CatchersMitt14› pft whatever you brownnose. 15:17:30 ‹Razorvich› back in 5 15:17:36 ‹Razorvich› pc issue here 15:17:59 ‹CatchersMitt14› 15:18:04 ‹CatchersMitt14› horse hockey. 15:18:12 * Razorvich quit (timeout) 15:24:54 ‹CatchersMitt14› mmk. 15:25:01 ‹CatchersMitt14› i've stayed up way too late. 15:25:04 ‹CatchersMitt14› nighty night. 15:26:33 * CatchersMitt14 quit (timeout) 15:30:05 ‹Razorvich› now we can talk about her 15:31:06 ‹TeeGee› 15:31:28 ‹Razorvich› i hear she likes jelly 15:33:06 * CatchersMitt14 joins Social 15:33:19 ‹CatchersMitt14› 15:33:55 * CatchersMitt14 quit (timeout) 15:33:55 ‹Razorvich› LOL i am being set up here 00:16:13 ‹Razorvich› carry on now... 00:16:18 ‹Razorvich› that is all 00:16:23 ‹CatchersMitt14› Razorvich, "reading comprehension error." 00:16:47 ‹Razorvich› more like "search" is good for 5 letter word 00:17:06 ‹Razorvich› make that a 6 letter word 00:17:12 ‹Razorvich› when i spell it right 16:44:49 ‹Evil Semp› I like that thread 16:45:01 ‹Evil Semp› lets start calling raz one nut paulownia74: *yyaawwwnnnnn.... Morning CC...time to make the doughnuts...... Razorvich: hot doughnuts in the morning are the best Keefie: and Raz is an expert when it comes to nut(s) 19:43:45 ‹TeeGee› :beer: 19:43:58 ‹Razorvich› YO hi 19:44:13 ‹TeeGee› ello 19:45:02 ‹TeeGee› whats been happening? 19:45:16 ‹Maxleod› 19:45:22 ‹Razorvich› :right: OFFICE !! 19:45:32 ‹TeeGee› UH OH 19:47:03 ‹Maxleod› 19:48:01 ‹Maxleod› I thought Tee was higher in the mod food chain, since when do you talk like that to your boss Raz? 19:48:58 ‹TeeGee› I am raz's boss in global, but he is my boss in chatters 19:49:55 ‹Razorvich› back in 10 mins max..... got an issue to sort 18:38:40 ‹Razorvich› I will make catchers sig this weekend 18:38:44 ‹Razorvich› got a great idea 18:38:54 ‹Razorvich› and finish chewies 18:39:01 ‹Razorvich› 18:39:51 ‹Maxleod› mitties already has a new sig, you haven't seen it? 18:40:35 ‹Razorvich› yeah wtf 18:40:43 ‹Maxleod› it involves nuts and bathtub spiders and you losing the war 18:40:51 ‹Razorvich› I have already warned her that I will report it to Admin 18:41:00 ‹Razorvich› fake news 00:48:44 ‹Razorvich› I am thinking of the right forum to report catcher for fake news on her sig 00:49:30 ‹riskllama› saw that. so, that spider bite cost you a nut fer realz? 00:50:03 ‹Razorvich› HAHA fake news see 00:50:17 ‹Razorvich› it bit me just below the knee 00:50:25 ‹Razorvich› and all this started from neit 00:50:29 ‹riskllama› yes, and? 00:50:34 ‹riskllama› oh. 00:50:35 ‹Razorvich› If he ever comes back im gona ban him Hooch: I grew up with razors in apples. Hooch: No Razor in apples no razor on CC! TeeGee: razor free zone TeeGee: you tried to team me with raz??? TeeGee: thats giving away points CatchersMitt14: you created the monster, deal with it! TeeGee: like playing two-up with 2 headed coins TeeGee: and calling tails neice: I hate playing with sucky players neice: makes me want to explode CatchersMitt14: then i suggest NOT popping Razorvich into game finder and joining all his waiting games. LiveLoveTeach: Bahaha LiveLoveTeach: I second that Razorvich: duk is going to kill me Godd: can we watch? Razorvich: he will issue tickets to my hanging soon Godd: I want front row center CatchersMitt14: about time. i've been waiting for this day for over a year now. Swifte: dibs on tickets CatchersMitt14: you're in, i'll bring the pcorn. boat4hire: do they allow porn at public hangings 12:10:29 ‹TheForgivenOne› We need someone with brains to run Chatters! Raz is severely lacking in that department 12:11:07 ‹TheForgivenOne› That also automatically disqualifies me from the position though. 12:11:24 ‹CatchersMitt14› god, don't make us force hire swifte back. 12:12:20 ‹TheForgivenOne› Can we get Trini back? 12:12:44 ‹CatchersMitt14› i tried a few months ago. 12:12:47 ‹CatchersMitt14› he didn't bite. 12:12:53 ‹TheForgivenOne› bribe him 12:13:09 ‹CatchersMitt14› haven't seen him since hurricane season though. i'm hoping he faired as well as one can. 12:13:26 ‹Swifte› TFO's right, cash could get it done 12:15:28 ‹Swifte› trini chimes in our group chat from time to time, so think things are ok 12:16:43 ‹TheForgivenOne› That's good to hear 12:19:32 ‹TheForgivenOne› The only previous TL I would trust would be nagerous 12:19:37 ‹TheForgivenOne› but he isn't here no more either 12:20:05 * Swifte quit (timeout) 12:20:25 ‹TheForgivenOne› And I'm sure Mitties would love to have Ace Rimmer as our Team Leader 12:21:01 ‹CatchersMitt14› good lord i hate you so much. 12:22:35 ‹Swifte› he'd win in Alabama 12:24:45 ‹CatchersMitt14› only if they've finally given women the right to vote over there. 12:27:47 ‹Swifte› u saying the ladies would line up to vote for ace? 12:29:17 ‹CatchersMitt14› that's what i was implying yes. 12:29:30 ‹CatchersMitt14› i didn't take the political angle like you did. 12:29:37 ‹Swifte› oh. i thought he'd creep them out, that's why i was going the other way hehe 12:30:18 ‹TheForgivenOne› I mean, we could make me Team Leader... but then I'd have no chatters as everyone would quit immediately. 12:30:32 ‹CatchersMitt14› lol, i think the guy's would line up to take turns using him as target practice for lurking around their women. 12:30:41 ‹CatchersMitt14› yeah, if tfo is TL i'm out. 12:30:43 ‹CatchersMitt14› done and done. 12:30:49 ‹Swifte› lol now that's probably the truth mitt 12:31:07 ‹TheForgivenOne› Swifte, you'll be my first hire. 12:31:09 ‹Swifte› aw man, with no chatters who'd keep the person in chat from spamming smilies to himself?? 12:31:27 ‹Swifte› weeee 12:31:30 ‹CatchersMitt14› tfo 12:31:40 ‹TheForgivenOne› With Mitties no longer around, you'll get full access to the cookies. 12:31:42 * Swifte dusts off the resume. 12:32:10 ‹Swifte› more of a popcorn guy myself :pcorn::pcorn: 12:32:37 ‹CatchersMitt14› SWIFTE HATES GOOD FOOD. 12:32:45 ‹Swifte› lol 12:32:48 ‹CatchersMitt14› HANG HIM FROM THE CD STOCK YARD. 12:32:54 ‹TheForgivenOne› That could work. I'll put an end to the cookie shipments and bring in Popcorn for swifte 12:33:11 * Swifte signs the paperwork. 12:33:45 ‹TheForgivenOne› I guess that's what happens when Mitties abandons the chatters group 12:34:46 ‹TheForgivenOne› I'd have to remove the cookie emotes 12:35:47 ‹Swifte› no question 12:39:06 ‹TheForgivenOne› Hehe 12:41:11 ‹TheForgivenOne› I think I scared Mitties off 12:43:59 * CatchersMitt14 quit (timeout) 12:45:04 ‹Swifte› lol don't mess with her cookies! 09:42:55 ‹TheForgivenOne› So how many cookies do we need to bribe you with to come back and overthrow Raz? 09:44:03 ‹trinicardinal› you guys are really having problems with Razor? 09:45:08 ‹TheForgivenOne› Naaaah, we just like bugging him. 09:45:31 ‹TheForgivenOne› So name your price. 20 cookies? 100? If you ask for over 1000... that might be tough to do 09:45:41 ‹trinicardinal› Lol. ... glad to hear that 09:46:25 ‹trinicardinal› I was actually thinking more along the lines of cash 09:46:58 ‹TheForgivenOne› Oh sure, you heard that I won some money, now you want cash 09:47:09 ‹trinicardinal› can't feed the family on virtual cookies 09:47:56 ‹trinicardinal› haven't you heard that sharing is a good thing? 09:48:01 ‹TheForgivenOne› Curses 09:48:19 ‹trinicardinal› Crazy Chat Mods LiveLoveTeach
20:22:14 ‹TeeGee› haha probably
20:24:22 * LiveLoveTeach joins Social 20:24:42 ‹TeeGee› shhh quiet 20:24:48 ‹TeeGee› hi LLT 20:25:07 ‹LiveLoveTeach› o.O 20:25:18 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Hi TG lol 20:25:36 ‹TeeGee› u bring the bacon 20:25:50 ‹LiveLoveTeach› nope 20:27:36 ‹Razorvich› LLT :right: OFFICE !! 14:24:47 ‹Extreme Ways› :boohoo: sadviolin 14:25:05 * TheForgivenOne pulls out his kazoo and starts playing "My Heart Will Go On" 14:27:26 * LiveLoveTeach throws the kazoo out the window 14:27:49 * TheForgivenOne pulls out his recorder and continues into the solo 14:27:53 * CatchersMitt14 quit (timeout) 14:28:03 * LiveLoveTeach throws the recorder in the pool out back 00:51:15 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Who's neit? 23:28:03 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Teach friendly cookies, John?! 23:28:27 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Semp is the only one trying to murder me here, right?! 23:26:39 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Have you tried clearing your cache and cookies? 23:26:52 ‹Evil Semp› glutten free? LiveLoveTeach: Are you sure CM is handing out hugs? I've only seen that twice so far - once willingly, once hesitantly... lol 01:17:12 * LiveLoveTeach quit (kicked from Social by TeeGee - reason: stop lurking and walk the TFO) 15:33:08 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I need travel help 15:33:13 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Please? 15:33:17 ‹LiveLoveTeach› [-o> 15:34:13 * TheForgivenOne jumps off a cliff 15:34:25 ‹LiveLoveTeach› 15:34:52 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I gotta figure out a 1-2 week trip in Sept to Ireland 15:35:12 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Maybe stop in London while I'm there 15:37:15 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Halp. 15:38:08 * TheForgivenOne is still falling from jump off of said cliff 15:39:48 * LiveLoveTeach grabs you by the ankles and hangs you off the side of the cliff 15:39:57 * LiveLoveTeach yells at you "HALP" 15:44:23 ‹TheForgivenOne› LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 15:46:29 ‹LiveLoveTeach› HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 15:57:29 * TheForgivenOne quit (timeout) 16:01:46 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Pshh. Rude. 00:49:59 * CatchersMitt14 hisses and chucks a gluten-free beer at tfo. 00:50:42 ‹CatchersMitt14› why is this crap even in the fridge? 00:50:48 ‹LiveLoveTeach› HEY 00:50:52 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Actually 00:50:54 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Go for it 00:51:00 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Those things aren't that good 00:51:03 ‹LiveLoveTeach› My dad likes them though 00:51:04 ‹LiveLoveTeach› lol 00:51:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Just keep the vodka please 00:51:25 ‹LiveLoveTeach› That's mine 00:51:59 ‹CatchersMitt14› no vodka. 00:52:01 ‹CatchersMitt14› made all gone. 00:52:05 * CatchersMitt14 burps. TheForgivenOne
02:32:54 * TheForgivenOne dances on the table
02:33:05 ‹CatchersMitt14› omfg tfo. 02:33:08 ‹CatchersMitt14› put your pans on! 02:33:17 ‹TheForgivenOne› I lost them an hour ago. 02:33:20 ‹TheForgivenOne› No clue where they went. 03:05:32 * CatchersMitt14 banishes tfo and llama to the pit. 03:07:10 * TheForgivenOne cozies up nice and close to llama. 03:07:17 ‹TheForgivenOne› How u doin 15:54:12 ‹TheForgivenOne› Yeah, what's the point of living if you don't get cuddles from Mitties or nibbles from TFO 17:37:19 ‹Mokerslag› TFO? 17:37:45 ‹Mokerslag› he cant type anymore, to druk i gues 17:37:52 ‹Mokerslag› drunk 17:38:04 ‹MnrToti› No TFO just lurks around .. Never does anything 17:38:15 ‹MnrToti› Doesn't even talk to us non mods 17:38:49 ‹Mokerslag› No thats not true, he is just not in the mood! 17:39:33 ‹MnrToti› He? 17:39:57 ‹MnrToti› I've been lied to 22:37:51 ‹CatchersMitt14› DIE TFO. 22:38:22 * CatchersMitt14 pounces him on the couch and smothers him with a pillow. 15:19:38 ‹TheForgivenOne› Modding here drives people to drink 15:20:44 ‹MnrToti› TFO you keep telling yourself that, you just drink, no reason needed 15:22:11 ‹TheForgivenOne› Mitties also peer pressures me into drinking with her 15:22:46 ‹CatchersMitt14› that's probably true. 11:51:51 ‹Swifte› yeah maybe instead of tfo he's actually gtfo 01:56:49 * TheForgivenOne trashes the place 01:57:06 ‹Razorvich› yeah .. good idea 01:57:14 ‹Razorvich› crush those cookies 01:57:41 * TheForgivenOne flips a table 01:57:42 ‹TheForgivenOne› (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) 01:59:00 ‹TheForgivenOne› Sorry that was rude of me 01:59:01 ‹TheForgivenOne› ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) 02:00:26 ‹Razorvich› you could have left it.. i would have blamed catcher anyway 02:02:57 ‹TheForgivenOne CatchersMitt14
18:18:14 ‹dakky21› well you can easily count them? no?
18:18:25 ‹CatchersMitt14› no. 18:18:42 * benga quit (timeout) 18:18:48 ‹Evil Semp› she loses count when she starts using her toes. It tickles her 09:46:14 * CatchersMitt14 joins Social 09:46:21 ‹CatchersMitt14› :panic: 09:48:15 ‹CatchersMitt14› tap. tap. tap. 09:48:19 ‹CatchersMitt14› hello? yes? 09:48:27 ‹CatchersMitt14› oh hello. yes. this razorvich. 09:48:33 ‹CatchersMitt14› raziowhatich? 09:48:38 ‹CatchersMitt14› nvm. don't matter. 09:48:41 ‹CatchersMitt14› i need a toad. 09:48:45 ‹CatchersMitt14› a huh? 09:48:48 ‹CatchersMitt14› a toad. 09:49:00 ‹CatchersMitt14› must lick the toad before the clock strikes midnight. 09:49:06 ‹CatchersMitt14› well sir, if you must. 09:49:07 ‹CatchersMitt14› i must. 09:49:16 ‹CatchersMitt14› mmk, then follow me. the toads are in the back. 09:49:37 ‹CatchersMitt14› okay. on the way though, i'll have to puncture your watermelons? 09:49:42 ‹CatchersMitt14› exqueeze me? 09:49:50 ‹CatchersMitt14› yeah, what i said? 09:50:18 ‹CatchersMitt14› sorry sir, you'll need to exit the premises. 09:50:47 ‹CatchersMitt14› nah. i don't. i'm a manager. i know all the rules and how to break them without consequences. 09:51:10 ‹CatchersMitt14› oh, i see. well then let me get the cute cop puppies on the phone cause all they'd like to do is take a bite out of ya. 09:52:30 ‹CatchersMitt14› no worries, that'll give me a head start and still leave me time to cause an implosion in your teapot department. 09:52:39 ‹Razorvich› what the... 09:52:43 * CatchersMitt14 jumps the next train to anywhere. 09:53:32 ‹Razorvich› hasn't started yet 22:02:31 ‹CatchersMitt14› :panic: 22:02:44 ‹Razorvich› YO 22:02:58 ‹CatchersMitt14› You. 22:03:04 ‹Razorvich› me? 22:03:06 ‹CatchersMitt14› :right: 22:03:13 ‹Razorvich› oooo 22:03:17 ‹Razorvich› 22:03:40 ‹CatchersMitt14› Bullshit. 22:03:48 ‹Razorvich› huh? 21:36:17 ‹CatchersMitt14› :panic: 21:36:46 ‹Razorvich› YO 21:36:53 ‹Razorvich› timing is perfect 21:36:58 * CatchersMitt14 sniffs his hands for cookie. 21:37:01 ‹Razorvich› aulthough i am about to make you mad 21:37:10 ‹Razorvich› and you will tell me i am an idiot 21:37:20 ‹Razorvich› just fair warning 21:37:20 ‹CatchersMitt14› IM ****ING PISSED. 21:37:39 ‹Razorvich› hey... so am i ... lets party:dance: 21:37:43 ‹CatchersMitt14› Oh sweet baby Jesus. 21:37:52 ‹CatchersMitt14› Just what I needed this morning. 21:38:00 ‹CatchersMitt14› 21:38:09 ‹CatchersMitt14› What ya wants? 21:38:13 ‹Razorvich› hmmmm... you start earlier than me CatchersMitt14: evening global. riskllama: mitt. CatchersMitt14: llamallama. riskllama: sexy day? CatchersMitt14: pft, the complete opposite. CatchersMitt14: my dog woke me up this morning by barfing on my face. CatchersMitt14: i just wrote the entire day off right there. 12:02:29 ‹CatchersMitt14› that sounds like a load of baloney. 12:03:46 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Haha probably 12:03:57 ‹CatchersMitt14› honestly though, i'd just eat it with my hands..... 12:04:08 ‹CatchersMitt14› i don't give a shit if i'm hungry and they won't help me. 12:04:11 ‹Razorvich› I eat with my mouth 12:04:29 ‹Razorvich› but we do things a little different here 12:04:38 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Hahahaha 12:05:43 ‹CatchersMitt14› 16:55:38 ‹IcePack› cookies yes, but not for mitties 16:56:02 ‹IcePack› #KeepYourMittiesOffMyCookies 20:57:07 ‹CatchersMitt14› i has cookie. 20:57:12 ‹CatchersMitt14› COOKIES FOR EVERYONE 20:57:24 * CatchersMitt14 stands on the table tossing cookies everywhere. 13:12:53 ‹TheForgivenOne› Doesn't help when you're taking turns while drugged up on Morphine 13:37:20 ‹CatchersMitt14› ohhh. 13:37:23 ‹CatchersMitt14› morphine? 13:37:24 ‹CatchersMitt14› shares? 13:39:19 ‹TheForgivenOne› Nooo. I need it for this pain 13:39:37 ‹CatchersMitt14› awww, raz stole your nut huh? 13:39:53 ‹Shannon Apple› ROFLMAO 00:26:09 * CatchersMitt14 will sit in the corner and sip her drink until she's swashted enough to read in a straight line again. 00:32:29 ‹Razorvich› :dino: 00:32:36 ‹CatchersMitt14› shhhhhhh. 00:32:37 ‹LiveLoveTeach› 00:32:42 ‹CatchersMitt14› put that monster away. 00:32:47 * LiveLoveTeach hides under the blanket 00:32:49 * it's story time. (CatchersMitt14) 00:32:59 ‹Razorvich› i hear that all the time catcher 17:53:54 ‹LiveLoveTeach› She's gonna hate you 17:55:11 ‹Razorvich› HAHAAHA google fat lady singing 17:55:22 ‹Razorvich› google fat lady...... 17:56:21 ‹TeeGee› why did i do that 17:57:25 ‹Razorvich› Would this get me banned TeeGee? 17:57:27 ‹Razorvich› https://memegenerator.net/img/...ady.jpg 17:57:40 ‹Razorvich› with a SING YOU BITCH 17:57:48 ‹Razorvich› attached to it? 00:07:02 ‹CatchersMitt14› oh great. 00:07:08 ‹CatchersMitt14› the giant purple dumdum. 00:07:18 * CatchersMitt14 just chugs straight from the bottle. 00:46:14 ‹Razorvich› yep... and im in that mood too 00:46:32 ‹CatchersMitt14› YEESSSSSS. 00:46:36 ‹CatchersMitt14› PLEASE... 00:46:36 ‹Razorvich› day off and already had 2 phone calls and 4 texts 00:46:40 ‹CatchersMitt14› BAN ME ALREADY!!!! 00:46:42 ‹CatchersMitt14› :panic: 00:46:56 ‹Razorvich› LOL 00:47:07 ‹Razorvich› into the kinky stuff arnt you 00:47:24 ‹CatchersMitt14› that's what my ad said. 17/11/2017 23:34:13 * CatchersMitt14 joins Social 17/11/2017 23:34:38 ‹CatchersMitt14› :panic: 17/11/2017 23:45:20 * DukeHazzard joins Social 17/11/2017 23:45:48 ‹DukeHazzard› hey brat 17/11/2017 23:48:00 ‹CatchersMitt14› **** off. 17/11/2017 23:48:30 ‹DukeHazzard› as you wish 17/11/2017 23:49:10 * DukeHazzard quit (timeout) A Huge thanks to all those that made this another interesting year in Chat. I hope you had a good read, thank you all for your participation, we here in the Chat team wish you all a funky 2018 Hope to catch up soon in the Chat Rooms
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