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CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 05-04-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:32 pm
by jricart
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Welcome Comrades to the 45th edition of the Dispatch :)

Did you guys had fun with the April's Fool edition? Well, we at the Newsletter Team hope so!, but HighlanderAttack still looking at the points and he PM'ed me asking where the f*** they are! :lol: Keep looking for them amigo… (that was a joke :D , yes not a funny one :roll: )

We've got a some good stuff for this edition of "War Games" including the first article of our new volunteer sonicsteve, a "Beginners guide to hosting a CC tournament."

The Clan section focuses on the Newcomers Cup, Conqueror's Cup 2, and the 1on1 challenge, while the Cartography section also have a new writer volunteer: OliverFA, and he will be discussing the map "Feudal War".

We hope you can find all this information helpful and interesting for you.

jricart
Newsletter Executive

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If you would like to apply to join the news team, please visit the thread below for more details! :)

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Nagerous is busy with real-life for now, so the Mess Hall is a bit barren. With not even a cook around, we have had to survive on coffee and donuts. The Canadians are holding out as they are used to the diet, but everyone else is too lethargic to publish. However, our awesome team have made sure to bring you a high-quality section nonetheless. With SIX GAMES recruiting, now is the time to check out the Scum Insider for the latest mafia news and an in-depth look at a deductive fallacy known as the WIFOM argument. Also returning in this issue is the Random Game Analysis. For the first time ever it's not a 2-player game. FInally The Saxlad introduces a place which may be completely new to you - the international forums. Don't forget to check out the ever-popular Interrogation Room as the CC community grills TOFU's jakewilliams.

Doomyoshi

Pretender to the Throne

Random Game Analysis by Doomyoshi
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Scum Insider by Victor Sullivan and Safariguy5
show: The Scum Insider


International Forums by The Saxlad
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show: Interrogation of jakewilliams


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Hi again amigos and welcome to your favorite part of the Newsletter, "War Games", where you can find information about CC Tournaments.

On this release of War Games, we have Dukasaur's Meet the Tournament Winners article featuring an interview with sparkyball.

Sonicsteve is providing his first ever article for the newsletter: Beginners guide to hosting a CC tournament , Angola the "TPA Update", and Soldierboy is giving us an update about new tournaments in his "Join This? or Not!" release.

Thank you for taking the time to read this, and we hope you like our section.

jricart
Tournament Executive


Meet the Tournament Winners! by Dukasaur
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TPA Update by Angola
show: TPA Update


Join this? or Not! by soldierboy
show: JOIN THIS OR NOT


Beginners guide to hosting a CC tournament by sonicsteve
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Hey, hey, hey, Foundry friends! This edition of Cartographic Surveillance is a little more bare than normal, due to the release of the April Fools issue, but I am happy to bring you our new Reporter, OliverFA's first article! Oliver will be discussing the classics other than Classic - this fortnight, "Feudal War". And join me as I "Celebrate the Foundry!" Enjoy, folks! And as always, feel free to PM me any questions, comments, or applications. :)

Victor Sullivan
Foundry Executive



Classic Review - Feudal War by Oliver F.A.
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Celebrate the Foundry! by Victor Sullivan
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Our news this week focuses on the Newcomers Cup, Conqueror's Cup 2, and the 1on1 challenge.
Check out bruceswar's clan icons. Get some more good tips from Blackknight_6 on having fun in your clan. And read Hardballs to find out the Ten Commandments all you clan members must live by.
Big congratulations to Knights of the Round Table who have sealed victory over The Horsemen Of The Apocalypse to make them champions of the first Conqueror's Cup. That's an epic achievement. Opinion is divided as to whether it makes them top clan - but there is broad agreement that they've got to be considered for that spot and that no clan will be able to claim top spot without beating them.
And good luck to the four clans starting their games in the league's playoff semifinals.
Check out all the action in the Active Challenges forum.


laughingcavalier
Clan Executive

The Newcomers Cup by jigger1986 (GR)
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The Conqueror's Cup by Leehar (Nemesis)
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1on1 Challenge - AoD vrs DB by laughingcavalier (TSM)
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Victory for the Crusaders by jigger1986 (GR)
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Clan Icons by bruceswar (KORT)
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Spice Up Your Clan: All about squads by Blackknight_6 (T4C)
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HARDBALLS with Master Fenrir (FOED)
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Stay Tuned for the next issue of the ConquerClub Dispatch for an interrogation of jpcloet. Post any questions you may have for them here --> Interrogation with jpcloet


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Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:08 pm
by angola
Tremendous read Master Fenrir, tremendous.

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:46 pm
by Victor Sullivan
Due to the manliness of my clan, I humbly accept the role of "Female Clanmate".





Soooo... The Bison King... How's it going with your gal pal? Omg, your shoes are sooooo cool. I want your shoes! I hate you! Naw, jk you know I looove you...

EDIT: No pedo.

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:52 pm
by Ace Rimmer
Here are the changes/mistakes/missing links/missing questions I found with my interview:

When you get to the middle, do you eat the brown goo?

A: I make her get an enema first.

Least favorite poster?

A: http://www.bopandtigerbeat.com/wp-conte ... in_wr4.jpg

Cali/Insom:
boxers or briefs or neither?

A: boxer briefs during the day (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hQfQR7kkPwg/T ... 20copy.jpg) and nothing at night (image removed by nagerous for his personal use).

jackal31:
if there was something to change about CC, what would it be?
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How would you rearrange CC if it was your business?

A: There are quite a few things I'd change/do, and some of them have been done in the past. First I would revamp the moderation staff (of course). I would teach the moderators that it's ok to admit that you're wrong sometimes. I would make it a rule that if a moderator is posting on the forum and/or interacting in live chat outside of their department, there should not be any expectations of behavior above and beyond what a normal user has. Just because you moderate one area of the website, that shouldn't mean you can't feel free to be yourself or express your opinion in other areas of the website. I would enable multiple new ways to pay for premium (via text message for one) and allow monthly/quarterly purchase of premium (at a steep markup, like $5-$10). I would actually spend my time programming updates to the website and have a monthly or quarterly "update day" where something new would come out. I would set up a voting system so the community could help decide which items should be added next. I would work on ways to ensure that the 95% (or whatever) of CC players that don't use the forums have their voices heard on potential updates/changes to the site. I would add Adjacent Attacks as a gaming option (viewtopic.php?f=535&t=51364).

Do you have to beg for it?

A: All sex or just necrophilia?

Have you stopped watching animal porn?

A: Just kitty porn.

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:55 pm
by Ace Rimmer
Congrats OliverFA for joining the team.

Another nice Hardballs, MF!

Great post by sonic - how do you find time???

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:55 pm
by danryan
Sign off and go to bed, just priceless!

Nice dispatch, guys. Leehar is still smarting from getting pounded in the CLA I see. Don't worry, after we're through with Legion maybe we'll give you guys another shot. :)

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:36 pm
by Namor
HARDBALLS is a work of genius =D> , I particularly liked Commandment #7 :lol:

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:49 pm
by Tupence
Nice one Master Fenrir!

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:02 pm
by InsomniaRed
Great interview Jake :D

Master Fenrir!!! Amazing Hardballs! You are the new asset to the Newsletter!!!

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:12 pm
by squishyg
Well done MF!

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:10 am
by Leehar
danryan wrote:Sign off and go to bed, just priceless!

Nice dispatch, guys. Leehar is still smarting from getting pounded in the CLA I see. Don't worry, after we're through with Legion maybe we'll give you guys another shot. :)

Lol, I wondered if you'd be offended, I'll try make my digs subtler next time ;)

But we might actually face off in the 1v1 challenge semi's if Empire overcome AoD and we get the extra win we need, so you may yet get a chance to face our wrath sooner rather than later :P

And cla? :-$

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:34 am
by Victor Sullivan
jakewilliams wrote:Just because you moderate one area of the website, that shouldn't mean you can't feel free to be yourself or express your opinion in other areas of the website.

Just because you moderate, doesn't mean you can't express yourself within the behavioral guidelines. ;)

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:25 am
by Ace Rimmer
Victor Sullivan wrote:
jakewilliams wrote:Just because you moderate one area of the website, that shouldn't mean you can't feel free to be yourself or express your opinion in other areas of the website.

Just because you moderate, doesn't mean you can't express yourself within the behavioral guidelines. ;)


Unfortunately this is untrue. You're not a mod, you don't know.

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:22 pm
by OliverFA
jakewilliams wrote:Congrats OliverFA for joining the team.


thanks! And a really really interesting interview the one we have here ;)

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:13 pm
by Ace Rimmer
OliverFA wrote:
jakewilliams wrote:Congrats OliverFA for joining the team.


thanks! And a really really interesting interview the one we have here ;)


suckup :lol:

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:31 pm
by Bruceswar
Nice issue all. If any clans want an icon change they can PM me an image or idea.

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:16 pm
by safariguy5
Aw damn...now I need to go figure out who the female clanmate is in my clan...or get one.

Always a funny read MARF.

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:21 pm
by Victor Sullivan
Eh, what? MARF?


Btw, lol @ DoomYoshi. That intro was great!

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:38 pm
by elfish_lad
Shat?

Damn it anyway.

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:18 pm
by safariguy5
Victor Sullivan wrote:Eh, what? MARF?


Btw, lol @ DoomYoshi. That intro was great!

That's a little nickname the old O&H members remember him by.

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:13 am
by Victor Sullivan
safariguy5 wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:Eh, what? MARF?


Btw, lol @ DoomYoshi. That intro was great!

That's a little nickname the old O&H members remember him by.

Master Fenrir is MARF?

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:56 am
by safariguy5
Victor Sullivan wrote:
safariguy5 wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:Eh, what? MARF?


Btw, lol @ DoomYoshi. That intro was great!

That's a little nickname the old O&H members remember him by.

Master Fenrir is MARF?

Affirmative.

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:07 am
by Master Fenrir
safariguy5 wrote:
Master Fenrir is MARF?

Affirmative.

Thanks, Safari. Bastard LMS still calls me that to this day.

And thanks to everybody else who said kind words. I'm glad it amused you.

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:21 am
by Dako
Yes, well done MARF.
And thanks Jake for a nice interview :).

Re: CC Dispatch [Issue 45: 04-05-2011] A date with Jake

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:16 pm
by Qwert
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