Conquer Club

So Bogan came to us and begged for a war. We said "no, we are all just too busy for the summer". He then suggested finding 10 random people on CC, encouraging them to set up a clan, and then fighting them. We felt this might be a bit unfair, so in order to save 10 unfortunates the beat down of their lives, we agreed to a war.

Welcome to the clan war thread of ++The Legion++ vs The Brethren of the Fat Mermaid. This is a public thread. Please feel free to post...especially if you are rooting for ++The Legion++ Also, danryan still has given us our ++'s back.

Contacts:

++The Legion++ - chemefreak
Mermaids - BoganGod

This will be an 41 Point Challenge.

41 Games (20 home & 20 away + 1 tiebreaker)

All games must be sequential. No manual. No speed. No beta maps. No unlimited forts in dubs matches.

Each side shall set up the following:

5 doubles (1 pt each)
7 trips (1 pt each)
8 quads (1 pt each)

In addition, 1 random trips match shall be set up as a “tiebreaker”. Settings, as agreed, shall be No Spoils, Chained, and Foggy. To avoid confusion The Legion will be tasked with creating this “tiebreaker” and joining first as part of its Second Set.

Maps can be used no more than twice, but only once in a category (e.g. Hive can be used once each for dubs and trips but not again in the same category or quads.) Random maps do not count toward this restriction.

First Set: 6 Quads, 4 Trips

Second Set: 2 Quads, 3 Trips, 5 dubs, “tiebreaker”

show: Legion - 1st Set

show: Mermaids - 1st Set

show: Legion - 2nd Set

show: Mermaids - 2nd Set

show: Tiebreaker

Mer-man! MER-MAN!!!

Snowgun wrote:Mer-man! MER-MAN!!!

Some drunk guy has sex with a fish...their offspring is cool in what way? Plus, isn't the wrong half human? What do you do with that? Constant motor-boating and oral? Or do you just go in through the egg laying canal? I'm confused.

Good luck to The Legion. This should be a fun challenge. Please everyone, and pirates in particular lets keep everything above the belt. Have no wish to create too much envy or embarrassment in our honorable opponents.

Now just awaiting the widely inaccurate predication from the sage of sages, my home coming queen and yours. The man that needs no introduction, the incomparable, vivacious and stunning. One and only, Bruceswar.

I predict that bruce will predict The Legion as victors by 23:18

BoganGod wrote:Good luck to The Legion. This should be a fun challenge. Please everyone, and pirates in particular lets keep everything above the belt. Have no wish to create too much envy or embarrassment in our honorable opponents.

Now just awaiting the widely inaccurate predication from the sage of sages, my home coming queen and yours. The man that needs no introduction, the incomparable, vivacious and stunning. One and only, Bruceswar.

I predict that bruce will predict The Legion as victors by 23:18

Well, above the belt for these two clans is still a gigantic range. I wish someone would have told FOED this before they beat the living shit out of us! Medium luck to the Mermaids in this one. As always, I like being the underdog so I am predicting 40-1 in favor of the Mermaids.

chemefreak wrote: He then suggested finding 10 random people on CC, encouraging them to set up a clan, and then fighting them. We felt this might be a bit unfair, so in order to save brethan of the fat mermaids the beat down of their lives, we agreed to a war.

eddie2 wrote:

chemefreak wrote: He then suggested finding 10 random people on CC, encouraging them to set up a clan, and then fighting them. We felt this might be a bit unfair, so in order to save brethan of the fat mermaids the beat down of their lives, we agreed to a war.

BoganGod wrote:

eddie2 wrote:

chemefreak wrote: He then suggested finding 10 random people on CC, encouraging them to set up a clan, and then fighting them. We felt this might be a bit unfair, so in order to save brethan of the fat mermaids the beat down of their lives, we agreed to a war.

Hey leader, where are those games?? I'm ready for a new medal... i'll keep my eye on our pirates so we can dig that shiny little gold piece up for our treasurechest

Please refrain from profanity, and poor sportsmanship. Now bring me the bones of that sack of shit Culs!

Love you Buddy!

Having played against almost every player in The Legion, I'm looking forward to a great battle!

My prediction....now that might be hitting below the belt....

BoganGod wrote:Good luck to The Legion. This should be a fun challenge. Please everyone, and pirates in particular lets keep everything above the belt. Have no wish to create too much envy or embarrassment in our honorable opponents.

The only reason you want to keep it above the belt is due to the inadequate feeling you get when you look in the mirror, since you can't see pass the gut, and realize that it appears that something is missing.. hmm.. is it the prince albert, nooo that's not it.... the Dydoe.. nope not that either.... it could be the Guice.. but thats to close to the Sac.. can't have that.. aha.. its the old family jewels..

Yes keeping it above the belt allows you to believe that you all still have your manhood when we all know that's not the case..

So tuck your fins, tie up the goat, and release the parrot.. Legion is coming aboard to pillage your rum, scallywag women, and whatever treasures we find on your ship.. and then off to the dungeons and overboard you go...

See you on the battlefield...

23-18 Legion

This thread should prove amusing. Since Cheme and Culs are pretty cool dudes, I'm rooting for ♥♥Legion♥♥ here.

24-17 Brethren of the Fat Mermaids

So let it be written, so it shall be done.

Master Fenrir wrote:This thread should prove amusing. Since Cheme and Culs are pretty cool dudes, I'm rooting for ♥♥Legion♥♥ here.

Please check urban dictionary of Australian slang. I'm not sure whether its on youtube, maybe try looking up "rootin in the back of the ute" rooting means a much different thing over here. FYI utes are called pickup trucks in america I believe. Where as in Australia when you pick up, you've pulled a root. Gotten a shag. Got your leg over.... You get the drift.

Culs does this mean your withdrawing your request to be allowed aboard the pirate ship to be the cabin boy/goat groomer/mullet washer. The goat ate the picture of you quite swiftly, means he likes ya. Don't think the goat had ever seen a picture before of a man with 12fingers and no thumbs(one kinky goat, let me tell you). Can I at least have another pair of your frilly under garments to feed him, when I tell him the bad news.

Gonna be a blast, good luck everyone! Now let loose the goats of war!

aye...war it is

hmmm

Sgt.Bobo wrote:Gonna be a blast, good luck everyone! Now let loose the goats of war!

Which of these clans represents goats?

Perhaps "Let loose the seadogs of war" would be more apt. Or "scurvy dogs".

FarangDemon wrote:
Which of these clans represents goats?

That was a bad night...

FarangDemon wrote:

Sgt.Bobo wrote:Gonna be a blast, good luck everyone! Now let loose the goats of war!

Which of these clans represents goats?

Perhaps "Let loose the seadogs of war" would be more apt. Or "scurvy dogs".

we do carry a goat on board for those long lonesome nights at sea,

GallantPellham wrote:we do carry a goat on board for those long lonesome nights at sea,

Wow. I mean, we always suspected, but to see it in print...disturbing.

FarangDemon wrote:

Sgt.Bobo wrote:Gonna be a blast, good luck everyone! Now let loose the goats of war!

Which of these clans represents goats?

Perhaps "Let loose the seadogs of war" would be more apt. Or "scurvy dogs".

I don't know about the goats....but the sheep I heard this about one of the Legion guys:
One is from San Fransisco he was out in Montana on a Cowboy tour and the guide stop on his horse when he saw a sheep's head caught in the fence....he told the ( Legion Clan Member ) this is what we do when sheep get their head in the fence..( to be diplomatic he had SEX with the SHEEP!!! )....the guide then turned to the Legion member and asked him if he wanted to try it...The Legion Clan Member said " HELL YA " and put his head stuck in the fence....

SupremeRebel wrote:

FarangDemon wrote:

Sgt.Bobo wrote:Gonna be a blast, good luck everyone! Now let loose the goats of war!

Which of these clans represents goats?

Perhaps "Let loose the seadogs of war" would be more apt. Or "scurvy dogs".

I don't know about the goats....but the sheep I heard this about one of the Legion guys:
One is from San Fransisco he was out in Montana on a Cowboy tour and the guide stop on his horse when he saw a sheep's head caught in the fence....he told the ( Legion Clan Member ) this is what we do when sheep get their head in the fence..( to be diplomatic he had SEX with the SHEEP!!! )....the guide then turned to the Legion member and asked him if he wanted to try it...The Legion Clan Member said " HELL YA " and put his head stuck in the fence....

How is having sex with a sheep diplomatic? Or did you want to describe it in less politically correct terms?

chemefreak wrote:

GallantPellham wrote:we do carry a goat on board for those long lonesome nights at sea,

Wow. I mean, we always suspected, but to see it in print...disturbing.

Once you've had a goat... you don't want something else... to bad we've got only 1 goat for about 20 pirates...
So... you'll need a ticket and wait until we had enough
Or you could buy us another goat...i could think about giving you 1 or 2 games for it...

Since Bogan asked.. BFM 22 Legion 19