[CC3] TOFU vs. Otpisani - (38-23) - Final 9/11

[freakns]

damn, tie
we had COF to one territory, but first dinu failing 4 vs 2, then me failing 5 vs 4 to kill him, and then some nice moves by TOFU striped that game from us nicely done TOFU for winning that one, but we will get you in other games (if nothing, looks like BW and cach are finally broken in rail USA!)

[freakns]

dear god of random.org, can you send us back rolls from first two rounds of batch one games? the ones we have now arent working!

respectfully, freakns

[TheCrown]

dear god of random.org, can you send us back rolls from first two rounds of batch one games? the ones we have now arent working!

respectfully, freakns

Now now freak, you know the dice have nothing to do with winning a game.

[freakns]

ofc they dont, its just easier to win when they are good

[Big Whiskey]

damn, tie
we had COF to one territory, but first dinu failing 4 vs 2, then me failing 5 vs 4 to kill him, and then some nice moves by TOFU striped that game from us nicely done TOFU for winning that one, but we will get you in other games (if nothing, looks like BW and cach are finally broken in rail USA!)

u sure?

[freakns]

when i wrote that situation was:
you 12 territories(on the move)
cach 12 territories
me 12 territories
lord 28 territories
with pretty much all the 1s on the board... one round later:
you 13 territories
cach 16 territories
me 11 territories
lord 24 territories
how, im still not sure


edit: its 3-3 now, and ive went through games, we have advantage in 5 more games in first round, you guys too... with antarctica, hive, chicago and egypt completely open. so it is fairly close in round 1...

round 2 however, complete disaster for us so far... we are going to have to dig really deep to get something out of those games.

[Chariot of Fire]

Wait till Round 3

[freakns]

Dako just admitted you have cheated! you have offered pedros brain to gods of random.org, and they started laughing so hard call it best joke since CC, so they granted you perfect drops!

we are gonna counter that for third batch by offering them fins penis... and im vetoing you offering them HAs sense of humor!

[Master Fenrir]

we are gonna counter that for third batch by offering them fins penis... and im vetoing you offering them HAs sense of humor!

On HA's behalf I must say that you, my friend, are a sharlotte pumpkin.

[freakns]

sharlotte pumpkin? or charlotte pumpkin? what does that mean, that i have empty head? or funny one? either way, you are correct

[freakns]

i went through games again(as you may see im extremely bored mostly due to the fact TOFU takes 23 hrs for every move and i cant watch porn all day...)... and it feels like we are Asafa Powell running 100m against Usain Bolt.
as you may know, ever 100m race have 3 essential periods. first one, starting, that goes for first 30 meters. second one, maximum velocity part, that goes from 30 to 80, and third one, slowing down, that goes from 80 to 100(its scientifically proven that no men can run at full speed more then 80-85m so last 15-20m of every 100m race, they are actually slowing down).
now, the first part is all about positioning yourself, your technique, exiting starting blocks with 45 degrees angle, slowly lifting your self up, etcetc... and just as Asafa Powell, we had pretty good start. first two steps we hold a lead, then steadily increase our pace, going full force up and keeping pace with TOFU... however, second batch, which in this case is maximum velocity case, when you fuel up all your engines, just like Powell losing step to Bolt, we are losing step to TOFU and its frustrating. you can play damn good game, but if one little mistake slips, boom, there goes the game on positive note, we do giving them hard time and we sure as hell are gonna try pulling some magic so we can get few games on our side, and then blast away with victory in last round!

hasta la victoria siempre Otpisani!!!

[L M S]

... i cant watch porn all day...)

Well, there's your problem right there.

[Master Fenrir]

i went through games again(as you may see im extremely bored mostly due to the fact TOFU takes 23 hrs for every move and i cant watch porn all day...)... and it feels like we are Asafa Powell running 100m against Usain Bolt.
as you may know, ever 100m race have 3 essential periods. first one, starting, that goes for first 30 meters. second one, maximum velocity part, that goes from 30 to 80, and third one, slowing down, that goes from 80 to 100(its scientifically proven that no men can run at full speed more then 80-85m so last 15-20m of every 100m race, they are actually slowing down).
now, the first part is all about positioning yourself, your technique, exiting starting blocks with 45 degrees angle, slowly lifting your self up, etcetc... and just as Asafa Powell, we had pretty good start. first two steps we hold a lead, then steadily increase our pace, going full force up and keeping pace with TOFU... however, second batch, which in this case is maximum velocity case, when you fuel up all your engines, just like Powell losing step to Bolt, we are losing step to TOFU and its frustrating. you can play damn good game, but if one little mistake slips, boom, there goes the game on positive note, we do giving them hard time and we sure as hell are gonna try pulling some magic so we can get few games on our side, and then blast away with victory in last round!

hasta la victoria siempre Otpisani!!!

Note to self: watch more boring sports so that I have something to talk to Freak about.

[freakns]

i do understand that in your eyes figure skating is much more interesting then athletics, basketball or football, but some of us do have balls, so please show some respect!

[Seulessliathan]

I start to like this freak, do we recruit him?

[freakns]

i applied once already, but Dako measured my "manhood" and said im too big to be in TOFU... like 8 inches couldnt be overlooked

[L M S]

i applied once already, but Dako measured my "manhood" and said im too big to be in TOFU... like 8 inches couldnt be overlooked

Hmmm, I wonder when they changed that rule then.....

[freakns]

i have asked Denise to help me making love song... she agreed, and this is what we have come up with:

show: freak and Denise trying

Dako and CoF then counterpunch... their is definitely better

show: Dako and CoF succeeding

[Denise]

Thanks for the afternoon, Freak. It was fun, except for the temper tantrums and the crying fits. It's not all about you, you know. If you will learn to play well with others, maybe we have a shot of succeeding, like Dako and CoF.

[Master Fenrir]

i do understand that in your eyes figure skating is much more interesting then athletics, basketball or football, but some of us do have balls, so please show some respect!

Oh, I find real sports very interesting, I'm just not very entertained by somebody running in a straight line for a little bit. You know, 10 seconds of explosion and then it's over. Sounds a bit like you, Freak, if you could manage to last a few more seconds.

[freakns]

:lol: Thanks for the afternoon, Freak.

wait till you see me in the evening!

If you will learn to play well with others, maybe we have a shot of succeeding, like Dako and CoF.

when i asked you to sleep over(offer you so kindly refused ), i was planing to play with others

i do understand that in your eyes figure skating is much more interesting then athletics, basketball or football, but some of us do have balls, so please show some respect!

Oh, I find real sports very interesting, I'm just not very entertained by somebody running in a straight line for a little bit. You know, 10 seconds of explosion and then it's over. Sounds a bit like you, Freak, if you could manage to last a few more seconds.

dont move your ass so furiously, and i might last longer next time!


btw, am i the only one thinking this is really good war? not too many easy wins, and some really good battles

[Finsfleet]

btw, am i the only one thinking this is really good war? not too many easy wins, and some really good battles

Exhausting. Drained the last drop of my energy, and from the looks of it I`m still gonna lose more than I`m gonna win. And usually I`m the optimist in the clan. I hope I`ll never have to play against TOFU again.

[freakns]

and from the looks of it I`m still gonna lose more than I`m gonna win.

well, yeah, but this has happen in every clan war so far and yet we won every clan war so far...

[L M S]

and from the looks of it I`m still gonna lose more than I`m gonna win.

well, yeah, but this has happen in every clan war so far and yet we won every clan war so far...

Deli and Fins should play doubles together it sounds like.
love you man

[Finsfleet]

and from the looks of it I`m still gonna lose more than I`m gonna win.

well, yeah, but this has happen in every clan war so far and yet we won every clan war so far...

Deli and Fins should play doubles together it sounds like.
love you man

Ooooo noone ever said that to me before. I love you too!