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LC, a lot of other clans are using "very selective" in their titles. Can we change ours to "very very selective"? : P

Georgerx7di wrote:LC, a lot of other clans are using "very selective" in their titles. Can we change ours to "very very selective"? : P

One upping the competition, huh?

I would just go with Super Ultra Selective

Primitive Apes Only!

How about "Double Secret Selective"?

"We have unfinished business. " Shall we change it and do it"We had unfinished business but we took care of it!"?????

remove clapper from the first post.

jalen45 wrote:remove clapper from the first post.

um thanks for the reminder!

Bye Claps! Not queen of the monkeys any more but a bandit queen.
I updated the first post and took out "very" from the title to show how serious we are.
Yeah.

Can we go with "seriously hyper-selective recruiting" with some sort of serious emoticon to go along with it, like

How about you change it to "looking for a huge banana"

happy2seeyou wrote:How about you change it to "looking for a huge banana"

We all have huge bananas already thanks.

laughingcavalier wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:How about you change it to "looking for a huge banana"

We all have huge bananas already thanks.

That's not what I heard...

happy2seeyou wrote:

laughingcavalier wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:How about you change it to "looking for a huge banana"

We all have huge bananas already thanks.

That's not what I heard...

Claps seemed to enjoy the bananas when she was with us.

hence clap

trapyoung wrote:hence clap

Belated welcome back to Blind Date, an old monki who has campaigned with us again right through the League.
We'vd got a few spots on our roster for quality players....

Hi There,

I would like to apply. I have returned to the site about 6 weeks ago but used to play all the time, started 2006. I have played a lot, over 10k games, i do have a low win percentage but i put that down to trying to play when drunk (wouldn't play clan games when on the monkey juice lol), freestyle (used to have a poor computer so that never went well) and i also enjoy speed assassin games which are sometimes just about luck.

I haven't been in a clan before but i think i would enjoy it. Would like to play some regular team games with the same bunch of people and i like the concept of clan versus clan and the friendly banter that goes with it.

So here i am applying. if you have any questions then jsut let me know.

P.S im working on getting my score back up to a more respectable level again so im leaving out the speed, assassin type games for now (unless they crop up in clan matches)

Thank You for your time.

Thanks Captainmoo - nice nick - PM sent

Just a note - we are also recruitive selecting! TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.

friendly1 wrote:TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.

This is true unless you are a banana. Don't let them lure you if you are a banana.

chapcrap wrote:

friendly1 wrote:TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.

This is true unless you are a banana. Don't let them lure you if you are a banana.

It is the destiny of some to become banana flavoured monki-poop.... don't knock it till you've tried Chap!

jiminski wrote:

chapcrap wrote:

friendly1 wrote:TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.

This is true unless you are a banana. Don't let them lure you if you are a banana.

It is the destiny of some to become banana flavoured monki-poop.... don't knock it till you've tried Chap!

hehe

In the eyes of a monki the world is a gem. We celebrate our laziness and camaraderie within a group of no kings or peasants but warriors all. Our mirth is reserved looking in from the outside but once through the hourglass you are enveloped in the surrounding joy and humor. Our wrath is subtle, and rarely openly delivered. It never dissipates, it never disappears.

And battle! Slow to rouse, we are a rock atop a mountain. Pushed over the edge our strength and velocity is slight in its origin but grows... and gains and grows, a thunder of monki's singly focused - BATTLE!

We honor those who stand against us. We honor those who have fallen; we honor those who have left us prone. We honor those who are no more and those yet to come. We shall never honor those who cross the line, whose deeds are unforgiven. You are rare; exceptional in your ability to give offense. You are not welcome, you are remembered.

We encourage those friends who would join us. The road is long. There are trials. None are excepted. Many are rejected. Not all can be Monki's, not all would choose to be. For those who are, we await you.

friendly1 wrote:In the eyes of a monki the world is a gem. We celebrate our laziness and camaraderie within a group of no kings or peasants but warriors all. Our mirth is reserved looking in from the outside but once through the hourglass you are enveloped in the surrounding joy and humor. Our wrath is subtle, and rarely openly delivered. It never dissipates, it never disappears.

And battle! Slow to rouse, we are a rock atop a mountain. Pushed over the edge our strength and velocity is slight in its origin but grows... and gains and grows, a thunder of monki's singly focused - BATTLE!

We honor those who stand against us. We honor those who have fallen; we honor those who have left us prone. We honor those who are no more and those yet to come. We shall never honor those who cross the line, whose deeds are unforgiven. You are rare; exceptional in your ability to give offense. You are not welcome, you are remembered.

We encourage those friends who would join us. The road is long. There are trials. None are excepted. Many are rejected. Not all can be Monki's, not all would choose to be. For those who are, we await you.

Good day TSM. I joined Conquer Club years ago and have recently returned to active gaming. I enjoy spanking and bananas. For as it says in the BOMB (Book Of Monkey Behavior) - "Bananas are good for potassium and causing enemies to fall over." Translated by Google And elsewhere, it is written - "An enemy on the ground is easier to spank." Translated by Google

Anyway, may I join your group?