The rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Sadly for my devoted followers, stalkers, and worshipers most details of my recent exploits are covered by national secret legislation. Suffice to say, I've been busy.
Great NewsI have a limited supply of a very special product for the discriminating sex fiend. A delicate tincture, made from my twice plaited back hair, sea manatee placenta, and a secret ingredient sourced from anonymus's bunga bunga goat leather dungeon grotto. Draq can vouch for the effectiveness of this rejuvenating sex tonic. In his capacity as official goat tester for MPG he has been using all the tincture the lab can produce. It is only due to his unplanned break from goat deflowering(friction burns, exacerbated by fleas) that this sovereign sexual remedy is available to the general public.
Any purchase enquires please contact my distribution assistant and product mixer/plaiter
Bruceswar if you ask nicely I'm sure he will include a picture of himself in a dress, cupping a wookie wearing spandex.
Freakns and arama have given Bruce detailed instructions to give you free product if you agree to stop sending me pictures of you feeding each other sago pudding in the buff.